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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    superheroes are finished

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're going to lose the box office battle with The Marvels, aren't we?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really doubt it's going to be that bad. It's going to flop but not so catastrophically.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tracking is well behind the marvels anon. If they had any faith in this they wouldn't release the first trailer three months before the movie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tracking is well behind the marvels anon.
          in the US

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Look how much better it's doing in foreign countries like France

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Le grand oof

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's doing a lot better in other markets. Its China gross is literally going to be multiple times The Marvels'.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Projected to open a few mill below the Marvels in US. Depends on international and whether it has Christmas legs

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine my shock.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shill rats are jumping off the sinking ship
    >both major comic brands still have years of shit planned out

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they making these solo movies AFTER Justice League?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because WB is helmed by morons who thought they couls just bypass all the development Marvel did before their magnum opus.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know right? It would be like if Marvel did solo movies after Avengers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well they're doing it and it's failing miserably.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They've been doing it since 2012 and you're a fricking moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I now realize even the not so great Iron Man 3 is still better than all of the slop we've been getting for the past couple years lol

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't get over the moronation in Iron Man 3. He gives an international terrorist his home address and goads him to come after him, and then he hits around in his pajamas and gets BTFO by 3 helicopters, even though he had the ability to summon 100+ Iron Man suits in his basement. Why.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the 100+ Iron Man suits spawning to save the day were moronic
                Ben Kingsley was kino tho

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. It's full of Hope, Optimism, and Fun. It's everything DC fans have been begging for. IT'S JUST LIKE MARVEL YOU GUYS LIKE MARVEL LIKE US!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >End the DCEU with the same thing Marvel started with
      Astonishingly behind the times.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Poop That Killed Warner Bros. Will Heard pay for her crimes?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t fricking wait. Proper schlock is always reviled by critics.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    another flop for the snyderverse

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aquaflop floppy flopped. Superflop next.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rife with lazy one-liners that wouldn’t pass muster in a sitcom’s writers’ room, with gags like baby Arthur Jr. urinating in his dad’s face during a diaper change, a bit the movie loves so much it happens twice.
    Well, he is called Aquaman...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn its REAL

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Gore said its a movie the 7 year old in you would love. There's no woke shit, or girl bosses, it's far better than The Marvels, and the only criticism he had was that it's just a extremely silly movie, again, that the 7 year old in you would love if you can tap into that while you're watching a capeshit movie called "Aquaman"

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the after credits scene?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orm puts a wienerroach on a burger

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Wonka stays on top

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember in the comics when brainiac removed aquaman's brain??

    that was cray cray

    spoiler alert: aquaman grows his brain back - because you know, a starfish can regrow their limbs and aquaman is an accumulation of the ocean's eco system

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to post pic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didnt he grow his hand back then?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they wanted to make him cool back then, and cool meant captain hook in the 90s

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY ARE YOU NOT WATCHING MOVIES

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because DC sucks

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
    MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
    >the end of capeshit could finally be upon us.
    >tfw

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds they reshot this movie fifty times.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it wasn't funny enough. Thankfully we've got kino comedy now.

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