Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Cinemaphile lied to me. This movie was kino.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see it solely because the baby didn't die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      only because they wouldn't put flash in it

      https://i.imgur.com/0fP9uvP.jpg

      Cinemaphile lied to me. This movie was kino.

      no it wasn't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it did almost get sacrificed by Black Manga to release an eldritch pollution monster from its ancient prison.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does it compare to the first movie? That one was surprisingly entertaining. Though maybe it was just in contrast to how fricking miserable all the Snyder movies were.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it's about the same. We get to see more of Atlantis which is pretty cool. Black Manta finally gets some more Atlantean tech. My favorite part was the banter between Arthur and Orm and him discovering more about the surface world.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That one was surprisingly entertaining.
      I would agree with

      I'd say it's about the same. We get to see more of Atlantis which is pretty cool. Black Manta finally gets some more Atlantean tech. My favorite part was the banter between Arthur and Orm and him discovering more about the surface world.

      >about the same. We get to see more of Atlantis
      But Manta getting the Atlantean tech made him way more OP than necessary for this movie, which made it a bit overly complicated.

      And the entire pollution stuff (even though I agree with it politically) got excessively wordy with the council speech. Arthur should just be an absolute ruler and all that council nonsense was just wasted movie time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Arthur should just be an absolute ruler
        He never has been, even in the silver age when he first became king he was elected by a council. He didn't even have a hereditary claim till an 80's retcon. The real world reason Aquaman became king of Atlantis was so he could marry Mera who started out as a queen of a whole planet in another dimension. DC Atlantis keeps getting bigger so it makes sense that he's not like Namor bossing around his post disaster survivors.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more insane. He fights Bowser in a cage match, Martin Short plays Jabba the Hut, and Orm is held captive by mutant blood cultists.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is mostly didney shills and the npcs that worship them. Never trust Cinemaphile‘s opinion on anything that competes with the mouse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DDS?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine. Some of the cgi action sequences are a headache to watch though. too much stuff going on.
    Gunn should just keep Jason as Aquaman and let them to a part 3.
    >but he's Lobo now
    The two characters look different enough so its hardly confusing.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the DCEU ends with a dude eating a wienerroach burger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you’re upset by a callback joke in an after credits scene because…?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fitting ending for DeeCeecucks

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love Mera. It's sad how IRL bullshit cut her role in this, if live action DC ever gets to Aquaman again I hope they keep the suit as sleek.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      did she die?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, but she's out of commission for the rest of the film save two small scenes.

        >That one was surprisingly entertaining.
        I would agree with [...]
        >about the same. We get to see more of Atlantis
        But Manta getting the Atlantean tech made him way more OP than necessary for this movie, which made it a bit overly complicated.

        And the entire pollution stuff (even though I agree with it politically) got excessively wordy with the council speech. Arthur should just be an absolute ruler and all that council nonsense was just wasted movie time.

        There was the widowhood in the comics which had a similar obstructionist role vs king Arthur.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a pretentious twat that sucks wiener

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Yes.

      But does OP swallow?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty funny too

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