Aquasisters...what went wrong....

Aquasisters...what went wrong....

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amber Turd.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person, are you actually pretending anyone expected any other result?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Momoa is not a likeable person. He's weird and offputting even when you don't consider his weird kid touching.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they waited 5 fricking years to release a sequel.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wonka 17M
    whatever happened there

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants more Wonka. There are no Wonka fans. The original is a beloved classic but as far as most people are concerned that itch has been scratched forever and the Burton version was already redundant. They made it just because they had the IP and were out of other ideas but no one wanted another fricking remake

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit advertising, and they had a bed shitter in the film. You didn't seriously think people were going to see a movie with Amber Heard in it after that court case, did you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shit advertising,
      wb lost faith in the movie and didn't want to dig themselves deeper

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you seriously think anyone gives a frick about what amber did?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That trial got more views than most blockbusters, so yes. She's more hated than Meghan Markle now, and only slightly less hated than Jada Plinkett Smith.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amber hate is npc behavior confirmed.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            found the roastie

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes NPCs are right.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hating a psychopathic b***h that does insane shit and tries to ruin people’s lives is not a well thought out perspective
            You’re a troony right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        according to the trial WB did

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women love Johnny Depp, and they're very spiteful creatures.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amber is a bad actress, is aging, and hasn't been in anything good for a long time (if ever). Making that go to trial was the dumbest thing she could have done.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this a bigger flop than the marbels? as bad as this flick is im rooting for it to make more then bries ngl

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The marvels was the actual death of marvel capeshit.
      This one is more a contractual obligation movie, after flash, black adam, shazam 2 and blue beetle i doubt wb was expecting to make any money back. You can tell cause no marketing went into it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WB fully anticipated all of these flopping. They already announced the end of their universe project so these were just expenses they didn't want to cancel.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine the usual practice of doubling the production budget to find the break even point applies to the last few DCEU films, Warner knows they're dead in the water and haven't spent much at all on marketing. If the final gross matches the marvels, or at least comes close, then I'd say aqua man wins

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cut Affleck's cameo(s)
    >refused to cut Heard
    >distanced itself from the Snyderverse
    >tried to be a marvel film
    >released at the height of capeshit fatigue, too long after the first film came out
    >told audiences in advance that the continuity would completely change after its release

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They couldn't cut Heard completely even if they wanted to. He had a fricking kid with her.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The decline of superhero movies is the result of audience fatigue with diversity hires, inept directing/cgi and woke dreck that bores people stiff

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    capeshit fatigue

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't bring myself to hate this movie, it was fun, it was stupid, it wasn't woke or hated its audience. I don't know why it bombed when normies ate up Venom 2, but they waited way too damn long to release a sequel, and hardly introduced any new characters, so the ads just made it seem like a rehash.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >normies ate up Venom 2
      Venom is ten times more popular than Aquaman

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they cut amber heard (the draw of the first movie) from the movie

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough Amber.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aquawoman reboot soon

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the fish have breasts?
    What the frick is this bullshit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe it's a cetacean

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They dont have human breasts

        Cry harder, gay.

        low-test gay who needs human sacks on everything

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cry harder, gay.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody shit the bed.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie came out? holy shit did they even advertise it?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    movie is being review bombed because it's pro-atlantis. frick reviewers

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women only watched Aquaman to self insert as Amber Heard and imagine themselves getting fricked by Momoa and/or Patrick Wilson, but Mera is barely in the movie and Amber Heard is too controversial to easily self insert into.

    Movie also lost a lot of its novelty factor and using the secondary villain from the first movie (+ "the spooky ancient blob of evil") as main antagonist is lame. People don't give enough credit to having cool antagonists in capeshit when they are always 50+% of the show. And especially for DC stories, where the heroes tend to be kinda bland, you usually need good antagonists.

    Tl;dr: movie needed a better villain for Black Manta to team up with, and they should have either recast Mera or shamelessly left her in a bigger role. They made a movie that appeals to nobody.

    AGAIN.

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