>Aragorn bowing to Frodo
okay
>Aragorn bowing to Sam
fine
>Aragorn bowing to Merry
cringe
>Aragorn bowing to Pippin
just frick off
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>Aragorn bowing to Frodo
>because you are already short enough lmao
You can't tell me that isn't in a blooper somewhere
Why didn't gandalf just shoot a fireball at the beacon?
cause then everyone would be like
"YOOO that wizard is shooting fireballs!"
Then Denethor would banish him from the city.
Tax policy?
How can you banish someone who shoots fireballs? They can ask nicely and if he declines, well then he's staying.
He can shoot all the fireballs he likes but he has to sleep sometime and I'm pretty sure being a wizard doesn't make him immune to poison either.
yeah man we're facing a sieging army of fricking demons led by satan but lets poison the wizard angel on our team because he asked for help without permission
Honestly sounds like something Denethor would do.
book denethor was a perfectly rational dude doing his best to martial the defence of gondor
movie denethor gobbles tomatoes and acts like a moron
nobody readin them books pussy ass homie we watch kino in this mf
in the books Denethor says he'd rather Faramir had died instead of Boromir to his face, its the same dialogue as the movie.
>in the books Denethor says he'd rather Faramir had died instead of Boromir to his face, its the same dialogue as the movie.
moron movie Denethor is still based twice a day.
>They can ask nicely and if he declines, well then he's staying.
I think Gandalf more or less plays by the rules. At that point in the film he was still putting up with Denethor's shit.
He'd have to go hide somewhere with an invisible spell until the battle starts, but then he can't be a morale booster until then. That's Gandalf's biggest power: giving hope.
looks so much better than Hacksons wasteland
he was out of spell slots
Fireball only has a 40 yd range and he wasn't specced for the extra 6 yd. He was spamming the hotkey but couldn't get close enough. That's why he kept saying "I'm out of range" over and over.
it was on cd
He wasn't at adept level in Destruction so Farengar wouldn't sell him the spell tome.
Was that in the book?
No
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Merry and Pippin defeated Sauronman.
>Especially you Pippin because your innocent curiosity made Gandalf face his greatest fear
>aye, without you we would not have been saved by gandalf the white but still be bumbling around with gandalf the fool
Sorry you don't understand brotherhood
>becomes king
>immediately undermines his own authority
Why would anyone pay taxes to this idiot?
Finish the goddamn books george.
>le realpolitik
When a king is truly respected he can afford to show humility.
All Christian kings were humble
A wise and mighty King is also humble.
it's not about humility. a king bowing down to a commoner is a ridiculously egalitarian idea. only someone born after the french revolution could imagine such a scenario. even folk rebels like robin hood swore loyalty to the authority of the king
the hobbits were foreign dignitaries and war heroes. it wouldn't affect Aragorn's status as king of Men to pay homage to them.
Except Middle Earth isn't guided by the same principles. Maybe a human king has to keep an aura of authority and superiority, but Aragorn is literally a superhuman. He doesn't need to prove his superiority to anyone, it's obvious to anyone and everyone - he's a 2 metre tall part-mayar, part-elf demigod who just led the campaign to destroy another demi-god and the ultimate evil of the entire world. Nobody is going to scoff at him no matter how much humility he displays.
I'd raise an eyebrow if Hercules bowed down to an ant.
>I'd raise an eyebrow
do you think Hercules would care?
they swore authority to king richard, not king john. king richard was honorable and chivalrous, king john was not. a king still had to earn the respect and fielty of his subjects.
see: Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott (born before french revolution)
Merry and Pippin both destroyed Isengard
Merry killed the Witch King
Pippin got Gandalf his class upgrade, pulled Sauron's attention with the palantir, and saved Faramir
>becomes king
>bows to legitimate heroes
mad 4 no reason blud
>the first thing a newly coronated king does is bow down to a bunch of commoners
bullshit. he absolutely lost the respect of all the residents of gondor that moment. the fact that he recited elvish in his speech and married an elf woman doesn't help matters.
>mfw the new king betrays his race on his first day
Gondor has fallen.
>commoners who saved the known world from evil
really finding reasons to be mad
Then they were heroic commoners, but still commoners nonetheless. Meanwhile a king derives his right to rule from God himself.
Do you think anyone attending the ceremony other than the fellowship knows or cares? They're watching their king bow to the least respected people in middle earth.
wait hol' up
did aragorn's kid(s?) get to make the same choice regarding being half elves as elrond and elros did or did they get pidgeon-holed into the elros talent tree
I'm guessing this wasn't in the books, right?
I take it "Rings of Slop season 2" is nearing release? These type of threads popped up like wildfire last time just before season 1 started. There is always a LoTR thread here that pokes fun at stuff but you'll start to see multiple threads popping up now undermining Jackson's and Tolkien's works. Eat a dick shills.
name of movie?
Why not just have the Eagles fly in to bow?