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WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS!?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should've just done a Flash Forward to Old Man Archer team leading AJ ans Sheamus.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ikr why introduce basically a new lana, she's not even young so it's not even a raising the next gen thing. Also I miss the Aj threads

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's supposed to be a big age gap between her and Archer according to Pam

        AJ is currently kidnapped

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          jeez doesn't portray it well, but guess we can just blame modern strong female/girl boss writing. Used to be the new recruit was immediately humbled like ashoka or timid and worried. Or their ego existed to hide their fear of failure and not being accepted

          Also I meant the more fun jokey thread, also so for like the 3rd time kek

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >modern strong female/girl boss writing
            You don't know the half of it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, lana went from a likeable character to one of the worse, she's a terrible mother, a shit partner and a hypercrite. Idk much about the new girl but just based off the trailers she's a try hard girl boss, ha i curse and rage and can handle archer who's a crippled loser now

              >Pic Me holding back racist remark

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They'll shit on Archer even though he wants to try and be a father and make up for being in a coma. Least Mallory raised AJ right.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lana went from a likeable character to one of the worse
                Rewatching the first few episodes, she was about as psychotic as the rest of them, but hid it behind her looks and confidence (Cyril was the closest to sane, but was horribly insecure). Then Lana somehow became the voice of reason and the most balanced and level-headed, until Archer joined her in that bit of character development.
                >archer who's a crippled loser now
                Along with Luke, Indy, Fury, and the rest...

                yep the classic times, i missed drawing that kino
                [...]
                crazy how much lana hated mallory being around Aj but lana sent her away to frick rich dick. While the rich "butthole" and mallory were the only ones that kept in contact with her and kept her guided and were in her life.

                >i missed drawing that kino
                Do you have any you could post or link to? I'm kind of curious if that would be a cool thing or not.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See lana was always crazy but like with most of them they had much better characterization to begin with. Also in the end she still completely became trash in the later seasons. Also crazy how cyril was one of my og faves and now i like him purely because he just is the only competent and nice one of the group. It's like when you see a nice girl hanging around with the b***hy and mean loud fat prostitutes. You know it won't end well and their confidence would go down the drain.
                Here's all my art from back then it was for last years season mostly after like the first ep no one cared so we just made aj threads.
                >https://catbox.moe/c/djsemh
                I was going to post all the art and memes but catbox moe is messing up but yeah here's an long greentext with all the jokes from the Aj is a bawd/ajxseamus memes.
                >https://litter.catbox.moe/joaqmj.jpg

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah the ideas of AJ growing and having the same fetishes as Lana plus a Big Brother kink with Sheamus. Sheamus being the epitome of a Sean Connery type Spy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im assuming that they pulled an bit of a time skip so that AJ and Seamus can play bigger parts

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd wish but doesn't look like it. Lazy writers

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sheamus being older than AJ and having to the confidence thinking that Archer is his dad. Get they half siblings thing going on.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yep the classic times, i missed drawing that kino

          They'll shit on Archer even though he wants to try and be a father and make up for being in a coma. Least Mallory raised AJ right.

          crazy how much lana hated mallory being around Aj but lana sent her away to frick rich dick. While the rich "butthole" and mallory were the only ones that kept in contact with her and kept her guided and were in her life.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're still making Archer?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last Season

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rule 63 Obama?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess
    She's incredibly competent and aggressive and always right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is the best spy at Interpol and always seems to btfo Archer with one-liners, gadgets, and physical ability
      Not aggressive so much as wienery and coordinated with great manipulation skills

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss when Archer used to be a badass worth his status who was just too drunk/didn't care enough to try

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Archer did pretty good considering he was flying blind and had to improve basically everything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      She is the best spy at Interpol and always seems to btfo Archer with one-liners, gadgets, and physical ability
      Not aggressive so much as wienery and coordinated with great manipulation skills

      It's portrayed that way in the trailer with her constantly screaming and out doing archer. Idk why they wanted to add a new character in the final season

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She probably going to die or be involved with the kidnapping of AJ
        It doesn't make sense for them to do this unless she is going to be thrown away at the end one way or another and since the series is over the feminist writers probably threatened false rape charges if this character wasn't added

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol why so aggressive at the end also i think because it's the final season she won't die.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This back and forth needed more variety
            Its just a theory but I really don't understand why they'd just throw Lana to the side when she could easily go on missions with random bullshit excuses or just not even mentioning how she left her post.
            It'd be funny to have her periodically frick up the mission because shes in the middle of an important phone call or reading some documents she has to sign.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Heh, true. If we really want a good thread let's do a goated Aj thread.

              But yeah in the end it's just this is the final season in your finale you aren't supposed to break the mold it's your last shot. You should get it perfect as you could go to the old. But i can't expect modern creatives to not be dumb. Lana will probably lez with the young black girl

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It doesn't make sense for them to do this unless she is going to be thrown away at the end
          The Mentalist did this. They brought in a new character to replace and older new character ajd also act as a love interest for another old-new character, but then killed her off for emotional drama and character development. I understand it, but it still hurt and felt a little pointless.
          >the feminist writers
          Did Adam start hiring other writers again? For the longest time, it was just him.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it out yet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah last night, went by with a whimper

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i gave up on archer after the coma season

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would.
    Massive terror boner.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time Skip AJ has finished her training and now is fulfilling her dream becoming a spy, like her Father. Acher has gone Silver and has an eyepatch (because it's cool) so he's retired and runs OPS.

    Lana sends AJ out on a Cakewalk that turns into a whole gun blasting affair in which she runs into Sheamus during his operation.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't know about how the archer threads view aj

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS!?
    Do people really not see what's happening with this finale?
    >Lana is Mallory
    >new girl is Lana
    Except instead of being the opposite of Archer, she's more copacetic to his whole deal.
    They're going to wind up together, as she's Lana's replacement.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lana is Mallory
      Why does this show think that being cold hearted and evil is the same as efficient? Anybody who has actually worked for these people in real life knows they are the worst possible types for leadership positions.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone even watched this yet?
    I feel like I'm the only one

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching Archer when they started really overusing the "Character says a sentence then scene cuts and another character completes it" joke. Did they ever stop doing that shit, it was really annoying.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This premiere was literally a rip off of the last season of Castle, it was exhausting.

    The main lady/love interest becomes the boss and no longer goes into the field
    A black lady with a fancy accent working with a foreign agency works her way onto the team
    She has an ulterior motive for joining them
    She's the typical girl boss who everybody pines over
    Main character doesnt get along with her because she isn't his usual partner the love interest and has trust issues
    It starts with a 2-parter focusing on an international crime organization with no known leader.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, no one watched Castle

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched Castle. Watched it go from a dark crime show to "what if Santa was real lol"

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many more parts are there to the humiliation ritual?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no end.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >humiliation ritual
      Where did this stupid meme come from? Qtards, I swear...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      men are tools not people, stop trying to get society to coddle you and keep trudging forward.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off c**t

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >uses tool to smash your head in so he can watch the evil drain out
        Tools that get to decide how they're used are pretty dangerous, Anon 🙂

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so the plot is that an agent went rogue and betrayed her country in order to assassinate the unknown leader of a gang that engages in property crime?
    Also, the show was always meanspirited but knocking out the guy trying to drag people to safety from an explosion is a pretty dick move.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a moment, who's that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The new Lana

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A new recruit could have worked if the recruit kind of sucked or was a younger reckless Archer-type type that needed a bit of guidance to show off Archer's development as a character through contrasts. But the new recruit (I don't remember her name) is pretty much better than Archer in every way now and, unless she turns out to be evil or something, we will have to deal with him being pathetic. The new character also makes Pam redundant and Ray even more redundant than he already was.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I thought archer went to shit already years back but they're doing worse now?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a mega?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Short haired quirky brown girl
    Because it'd make my dick hard, if I didn't recognize that exact same face on all the other Archer background characters

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS!?
    Tuning in? That's on you dawg. Show declined during S3, you had notice.

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