Are Americans retarded?

Are Americans moronic?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for reminding me of my parents' divorce

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have the copypasta for this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here

        • 4 months ago
          elintelectual

          Cinemaphile users will believe anything even this obviously fake story

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s just a fun story

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, a lot of boomers just never had to struggle to get anywhere in life and their idea of hardship was unlimited social mobility but a slightly poorer but safer, far superior, more innocent childhood. The end result is lead damaged boomer Black folk freak out under stress.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Americans hate Angela Anaconda so much? As a yuropean I never really understood why it got so much hate.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      shame what happened to her. i remember when fa/tv/irgins would always watch her videos.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I don't wanna know

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing happened to her. She's still making the same banal videos about stupid toddler shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

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      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She knows. She knows she can make a shitton of money with an onlyfans. She could just watch Angela Anaconda while topless and still make millions.
        But won't do it. The 'tism probably gets on the way. She also has a boyfriend unfortunately

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is waiting for the right time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn I miss getting assdruk on amazzonkane threads. Those were simpler times.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf Amazonkane and Chris Watts linked up??

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the animation is really weird. borderline demonic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be interesting

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know what the frick it is

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's aesthetically vile. It's what I'd make if I wanted to express contempt for beauty and health.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you would fail in what you were trying to express.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just ugly and had no business being a full length TV show. Prometheus and Bob was the kino Kablam short.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Patrician choice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      weird and ugly shit that is the embodiment of "there's nothing good on" dead hours

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fricking leaf cartoon.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Canadians made good stuff?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corner gas was pretty good

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Badass game.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had a friend at school when we were like 11
    >they started airing Angela Anaconda in my country around that time
    >one day the friend confided in me that he has a recurring nightmare that the world turned into the Angela Anaconda art-style since he first saw that show
    >it disturbed him so much
    still funny to m decades later.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pleb filter

  8. 4 months ago
    elintelectual

    Yes

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Canadian

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no it's Jannypoo.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not that moronic since most people hated this. Also wasn’t angela anaconda a canadian show?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People pretend to hate it to participate in groupthink, which is exceedingly moronic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've hated it since it aired on FOX Kids in the afternoon when I got home from school. Managed to mostly forget about it until this thread. It's visually disgusting.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah im tired of do americans really threads

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually kind of impressive how utterly rent free we exist in the minds of the rest of the world. I sometimes think, how often does an American learn a foreign language to go post on another country's website about everything wrong with that country? It's basically never. The world seethes so hard that we merely exist that they have to come to our house to screech in the yard.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it makes me kinda sad. I can’t imagine having those type of conversations with normal people without getting looks or something

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just remind them that all non-Americans are foreign guests that should be on their best behavior when they're visiting the American invention called Internet. :^)

              [...]
              Every nationality in the world gets made fun of by someone, but somehow it's special when it happens to americans. All germans are nazis, all french are surrendering homos, all japs train molesters, but if you laugh at an american, it's 9/11 all over again and they "live rent free" in your head. Maybe you're just such giant whiny babies, did you think about that?

              How many of those countries' native-speaking websites are raided by every other country's populace who just have to make sure everyone knows how bad they are? Your frame of reference itself betrays how mindrotted you are on the topic. Go learn Swahili and bother them about their social policies. Or is that not as much fun because they don't inspire as deep a sense of insecurity as the United States of America does?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cinemaphile was based on a japanese website. You don't go to non-english websites because you can't speak any language besides english. You get made fun of because your people broadcast themselves doing stupid shit. Or do you think only americans get made fun of? Surely Cinemaphile isn't just spam of indians, koreans, japs, muslims, brits, russians and polacks getting made fun of. No sir. You have selective bias, and you are a fat moron crybaby too.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everybody gets made fun of. Everybody posts their people doing stupid shit. It's the fuming insecurity behind like 90% of anti-American posts I'm mocking. I can't think of a better real-world example of the "I feel bad for you." "I don't think about you at all." meme than Euros and South Americans twisting themselves into desperate knots to try and make a king bleed to feel better about themselves.

                Also
                >Cinemaphile was based on a Japanese website
                Brilliant observation that proves my point, dipshit. We didn't all learn Japanese and go shit up 2channel. We made our own version of the thing we like and kept to ourselves, on our English-speaking American-hosted website. But every Europoster here has learned English to come here and be tryhard nuisances. Where's Deutchchan? Francechan? Spainchan? Portugalchan? Ukrainechan? Italychan? They don't exist. You come here instead and then complain at us in our own language, then tell us we're babies when we laugh at you for trying to talk down to us while standing on a monument of your own irrelevance to us: you had to learn our language and we don't care about yours.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see what your point is besides you repeating "You are wrong and I am right" like a giant manchild.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're literally moronic. Go make a version of the futaba software that caters specifically to your own country/culture/language of origin and then you won't be dismissed for complaining about other countries on it. And then you can get mad when some American does know your language and shits up your site with poorly informed criticisms about everything you do.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know about krautchan
                What a fricking newbie you are.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the American invention called Internet
                Get off the British world wide web and go back to your shitty military network.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know about krautchan
                What a fricking newbie you are.

                >1 minute apart
                We got a live one.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it makes me kinda sad. I can’t imagine having those type of conversations with normal people without getting looks or something

            Every nationality in the world gets made fun of by someone, but somehow it's special when it happens to americans. All germans are nazis, all french are surrendering homos, all japs train molesters, but if you laugh at an american, it's 9/11 all over again and they "live rent free" in your head. Maybe you're just such giant whiny babies, did you think about that?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              How many daily threads do we get with those countries?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every single day. Every day you'll see some country other than america being the target of mockery. You're not special.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >burger thinks only burgers speak english natively
            >burger thinks people learn english because of burgerstan

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well it's sure as shit not for the UK or Singapore.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but so is every country. Americans just do it bigger and better.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire movie is just unrelated OVAs glued together to make a quick buck
    >slap an angela anaconda cartoon in front for good measure
    genius

  15. 4 months ago
    elintelectual

    I'm craving wiener again, bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take this pills will make you crave white dick is all the cia wanted

      • 4 months ago
        elintelectual

        but I don't want to move all the way to europe to see actual white wiener

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >americans
    That was 100% on the israelites. Whenever you see a hideous character design, you can be sure that israelites were involved.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes. Americans think dating an 18 year old is "pedo" and "predatory" if you're over 22. Even 22 and 30 is seen as the same. Doesn't exist in the rest of the world

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    as an american I can't wait for the american experiment to end in pure fricking failure. God damn sick of this shit country and its dumb fricking people

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