Are hookers really this nice in real life? And can you simply rent them for a week

Are hookers really this nice in real life? And can you simply rent them for a week

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can pay them to be whatever you want them to be

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, someone's gotta fix the shingles on my roof

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's more a question of if you can pay for a week and it's called having a girlfriend.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, this is basically those softcore romance novels for women.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is being scammed for tens of thousands being nice? hookers are nice as a means to an end, not just because

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are all hotel owners really horny homosexuals?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped this shit when they zoomer homosexuals were ranting about how the Godfather was "white male power fantasy" shit, when in reality it's the opposite of that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you autistic? he's supposed to be a misguided, impressionable young adult. he's just parroting opinions.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's supposed to be a misguided, impressionable young adult. he's just parroting opinions.
        The girl agreed with him and the adults didn't counter him at all. How was the "misguided" one when his dad was the scumbag and he talked him into giving some b***h $50k and the show made him out to be the hero?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the show made him look like an idiot and you are as well if you cant notice that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody thinks italians are white
      he was being ironic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You missed the point moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please explain the point to me in detail. I await your silence.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          not that anon but the kid was supposed to be cringe. there were similar characters in the first season so Mike White just likes to point out how moronic zoomers sound sometimes. the kid literally gets fricked over because of how naive and how much of "an ally" he is

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Believe it or not, not every character in the show is supposed to be a good person or even smart.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white male power fantasy
      the godfather and all mob movies actually made me racist against italians ngl

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First time I ever hired a hooker she was a woman in her mid to late 30s. Face was a bit busted but I'm no Brad Pitt either. She had a nice body too, which was more than you could say about me. She was kind and could tell I was a virgin when we first met, small talk was a bit awkward but I think she found me endearing. Anyway, she invited me to lay on the bed with her and things took their natural course. I couldn't finish so she asked if I wanted to to take a break and watch TV. I asked her to put on the news because I wanted to take my mind off the situation. We started chatting about politics and she told me about her son. I don't remember what exactly I said, but I remarked about the negative role-models boys are forced to look up to, and how I wish I could have had a better one growing up, and she looked at me with a moment of genuine interest. It was a very enlightening moment.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      First time she was not like the pictures, was fat on one side only (?), had literal deflated breasts, and was on her period.
      I hate women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The had a conversation with a hooker post sex and it was honestly the most attentive woman I had ever talked to. I could tell she was listening, direct eye contact, didn't even touch her phone. She already had my money.
      It was nice, nicer than the sex in some ways.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I* had
        Frick you Google and frick phones

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think my wife has ever done this
        no matter what I tell her about we always end up talking about her

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haha, sounds like you probably shouldn't have married her. Idiot.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is called intimacy and you'll never know it without paying for it lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I feel you. I know they have to be nice but fricking hell some of them are the most attentive and interested women I've met. They ask questions, listen and offer genuine replies. Last one I met was a sex therapist whatever that means but she seemed to have an actual genuine interest in people. To see a woman not be completely self absorbed was a head spin.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was thinking “look in the fricking mirror” seeing some out of shape homosexual fricking a prostitute talk about how men are being good role models

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who was in the wrong here?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hooker?
    >i hardly knew her!
    but in all seriousness the other Italian prostitute was way hotter, fite me homosexuals

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hookers don't generally have good personalities. If they did they probably wouldn't have become hookers.

    They can try to pretend to be nice for money, but they are generally incompetent and so therefore fail at acting nice. In my experience, hookers are incompetent at everything, including sex, acting, customer service and business management.

    Hookers with nice bodies who can keep up a good act are very rare and high end.

    Third world imports tend to be nicer in my experience. Probably because they are regular women forced into prostitution by circumstances, rather than those who chose it because of their shit personalities and inability to do anything else, like the locals.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've had the complete opposite experience 2bh, maybe its because the locals in my country are all slags anyway. The only good one from overseas was a nutcase Indonesian

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hookers have better personalities than regular western women. Not a high bar though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hookers are hookers for a reason. Not much life prospects. They also struggle even more when they hit the wall at 26. And I'm also including e-girls and insta prostitutes too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree, they frick rotten old c**ts and the moronic, in my opinion prostitutes are saints and onlyfans slags are demons

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hookers are honest about their profession. Onlyfans models will claim to be “entrepreneurs”.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This only applies to cheap hookers. As with anything, you get what you pay for.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you even get a hooker here in the us? I'm specifically in Dallas, I just wanna get this shit over with and not get scammed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pro-tip, don't do it in the US. Go south of the border or fly to Europe or Canada.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not legal in Canada either. Oly legal for the prostitute and you can still be charged or ripped off easily. More likely to get robbed than arrested though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just google “escorts in Dallas” are you dumb?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I met a really sweet Thai hooker who took me out for coffee and croissants after we had sex. Then we went back to her apartment and had some more sexo. Second time she bought me some luxury cakes for my birthday. Then we spooned after sex and she fell asleep. I told her I had to leave but she said I could stay longer as she had no other clients. Bizarre. I've slept with dozens of other hookers before and never had anything like this experience.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can fix her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only show to delve into the fractured mind of the millenial simp

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I married a hooker. AMA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she hot? also checked

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got a very nice round butt and big honkers. Put on some weight after a difficult childbirth though. Sex is amazing.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Series worth watching?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just go to a escort bro

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        prostitutes here costs like... 30 dollars.

        living in a shitty third world hopeless country has its advantages...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't suffer

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the bad side is that things like action figures and comic books are really expensive, so all you have is sex, sex and more sex.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bad thing is no soulless consumerism

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name. NOW.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            himynamestee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there are man paying this much for this average b***h
      lol lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen the prices of escorts lately? Anyone who's totally quirky and into games/anime is going to be as expensive as if you were trying to date her on Tinder, they know what the average guy lacks in life currently. The idea of $100 getting you a hooker is something that ended in the 90's

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >flute performance
          lol imagine she shows up and you present her with an actual flute.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >$300 to frick a troony-faced fat chick
          I hate prostitutemongers just because they throw their money away.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is honestly fine by me, I don't get wanting hookers to be cheap, you realize if they're cheap that means they're more affordable to EVERYONE right? Think of how fricking nasty the average poorgay is, you wanna be eskimo bros with someone like that?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This is honestly fine by me
            It would be fine if she was a hot b***h but she isn't. It's fine to pay more for better-looking prostitutes, but she is really not that special. Simply put, she is overpriced for what she offers

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you realize if they're cheap that means they're more affordable to EVERYONE right?
            $1000 for 2 hours with someone you'll walk by at Walmart isn't a good barometer for how the average woman values herself, and yes, a lot of people on Tryst/etc ARE average women who want to make extra spending money because they've heard Onlyfans and the like are all the rage

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              1700 for a night with this busted moron lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for a night
                For 4 hours, a dinner date. You take her to dinner then you frick her IF she feels like it, like

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, I AM worth $6000

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t see what the problem is

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          $100 quick visits were still a thing in a some areas before the pandemic. The prices in that ad are highish, but depending on the area arent too bad in the current landscape. The real problem is the 90% chance she asked for a $50+ deposit and ghosts

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know she’s gonna ask for a deposit?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              its the popular trend these days, or at least where I live it is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weird, I’ve never had that happen

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough, its a big issue where I live

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sucks. Thank god for review sites I guess

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >$1,600 to have a fat hog to get crumbs in your bed sheets
          Jesus christ, the people who give women money need to be institutionalized and lobotomized.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pay upfront
      there's the problem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re enough of an autistic weirdo to fumble a literal hooker, you deserve zero sympathy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just go to a escort bro

        I wouldn't even call that one a hooker.

        >I am NOT obligated to continue our engagement after dinner.
        The man didn't read the fine print and got scammed.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’d hardly call it a scam. She must know it’s bad for business to bail on a date without sex, so she wouldn’t do it without good reason. Lord knows enough hookers get killed or maimed by their clients once they’re alone

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m trying to think of a single woman in existence, real or fictional, that is worth $4k for 6 hours that don’t include sex.
      Taking sex off the table, the most interesting woman I can think of is Kathleen Kennedy because she has secured and retained a job for which she’s hopelessly unqualified and I’d love to hear the details.
      If I could have a 6 hour conversation with KK where she’s obliged to answer my questions, that might be worth $4k.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are plenty of dudes out there who are richer and lonelier than you realize

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But if you have a lot of money, women gravitate towards you.
          Why actually pay?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because you know the timeframe and fee upfront

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Catherine Austin Fitts with the lights off.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        KK produced dozens of blockbusters before she started fricking up Disney's house.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name 9

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait until you're 50 and rich.
        OK, so you won't be rich, but at least imagine being 50 and rich.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this just to cover her ass like if the client is a total creep or is just straight up disgusting?

      also is the ad even real? i've seen her do porn with uncircumcised dudes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like she covered her ass with it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that comment was just a flimsy way to get around laws preventing solicitation
      >just because I get paid $1k to be naked in a room with someone doesn't mean he's paying me for sex teehee~

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can be multiple things

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol what a c**t.
      At those prices she's lucky she hasn't been assaulted.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems perfectly fine to me, a man who watches anime is a gigantic red flag no matter who is assessing the situation. that said, that guy is a complete moron, if you want to have sex just hire a prostitute. escorts like that are for the extremely wealthy who need to rent a trophy piece for the entire evening. if you're a regular man just hire a hooker to drain your balls, remember you're not paying them for sex you are paying them to leave afterwards without setting fire to your life on the way out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone involved in whatever horse shit this is needs to be euthanized.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you PAY a woman to take her out on a date? Women will let you waste their time and money on them with no sex after for "free" already. Also, women absolutely LOATHE the kind of losers who would pay them for their company. I'm not exaggerating at all when I say they truly do believe you don't deserve to be alive, if they could they'd kill you after you've given them your money. They are biologically wired to despise weak men and be sickened by the thought of them spreading their genes. If you pay a woman to be around you, you are paying to be despised and viewed as subhuman garbage.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Women will let you waste YOUR time and money on them*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really need to get off the internet for a while, this is infuriating

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ, this filtered a lot of bitter losers
      grab that bag, girl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dont contact this number again
      Lord do I hate women.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's like why would anybody want to eat dinner with this b***h

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coalburner with disgusting untrimmed bush having all these demands

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't rent them, OP. You pay for time, it's a service and not a product.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is her name actually Tabasco? Is she the heir to the tabasco fortune?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of chicks that look like her on tinder. Pretty enough, always posing for photos at nice restaurants and exotic vacation destinations. I consider them "professional plus-ones". Not worth my time. Hard left swipe. Their eyes are always vacuous, empty.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have fricked over 50 hookers and unironically: most of them are a hundred times friendlier and more chill than "normal" femoids.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have some up and downs with prostitutes, but i totally agree, i fricked around 30, 35 and most of them were super friendly and really nice.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's because they have become so desensitized and redpilled as to the true, banal and casual nature of sex and also because they know men and their perspectives and desires more intimately than other women since men will be more open to them than to anyone else. It's true that there's the occasional scheming and scamming harlot though.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pay per hour hookers are nice; hookers by day/weeks are insufferable insta prostitutes who usually have a ridiculous list of demands

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you really only find a pretty hooker in bigger cities? How do you know you're not getting scammed or set up?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reviews, linktree

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have a better chance, yes, but it's possible to find hidden gems in smaller towns or villages depending on where you're located.
      Be open about what you want from them and don't allow them to be vague about the deal. Use common sense to guard your belongings etc. Most importantly – assuming you're generally a good judge of character – listen to your gut and back off if she gives of untrustworthy vibes. That's all the advice I can give to you brother.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on where you live, are you American? Its legal here so apart from the pretty white ones being in cities an answer to the second part of your question probably doesn't apply

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, American in the south. I've been scammed a couple times on snapchat that were legit women because they even facetimed with me. I know I was stupid for trusting that app though

        You'll have a better chance, yes, but it's possible to find hidden gems in smaller towns or villages depending on where you're located.
        Be open about what you want from them and don't allow them to be vague about the deal. Use common sense to guard your belongings etc. Most importantly – assuming you're generally a good judge of character – listen to your gut and back off if she gives of untrustworthy vibes. That's all the advice I can give to you brother.

        thanks for the advice

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shows like this are attempts to normalize degenerate behavior like prostitution and prostitutues.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im technically a virgin (at 36) , thinking about getting an escort because I just want to get it over with. I know its not going to fix any issues , but it might help with the low self esteem and anxiety

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go for it my Black person. I went for it when I was 18 because I was ashamed of being a virgin. Helped very slightly with my (then) low self-esteem. Fricked more hookers and eventually, slowly, stopped putting women and sex on a pedestal. Along with that I applied some basic 'fake-it-till-you-make-it' bs and moved on to low-hanging, but free, fruit. Eventually graduated to medium and then prime pussy. All in all, I'd say it was worth the minor sacrifice of pride.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah , Im wondering if I should just go to Nevada or roll the dice with a local ( Midwest ) escort... the last thing I need is to get busted in a prostitution sting

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s pretty easy to avoid being busted. Make sure the woman you’re talking to is a real person, look on the review sites, see if she has ads on multiple ad sites or a personal website. Most importantly, make sure she only calls herself a companion or escort. If she ever uses the word prostitute or hooker or, god forbid, makes any specific reference to sex, you’re talking to a cop.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't speak on the American situation since I've never been there. Do you have some money on the side? Southeast Asia is always a possibility... (Indonesia is nicer than Thailand btw as the hookers are friendlier and you'll have a much better chance for getting good bang for your buck).

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          In my country there is an official forum where men bros post all the info about all the prostitutes divided by location, age, race. They write reviews, give each other advice, expose the ones whose pictures are photoshopped or lie about the age. One of the best communities I've seen. Everybody is so chilled. I love my men bros. Maybe there is such a forum in America

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are and they are usually regional.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Imperioli is in this so I'm not allowed to watch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he said he didn't want me to because of my political viewpoints

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only hired prostitutes twice. They were both very nice, especially considering how much of an awkward loser I was.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to start promoting the Hooker Superiority movement NOW!
    Make square b***hes realise they're vastly overestimating their value. Imagine if every man could just openly go frick a hooker if his woman started getting uppity with no stigma attached to it. Imagine the absolute SEETHING by roasties. Imagine the freedom.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a few sessions with a nice older dominatrix about a decade ago. We chatted a bit after the sessions and she was quite nice and had an exit plan. Also told me that not all fantasies are to be tried out. I suppose she would know about such things after all.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the hooker

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, prostitutes hate Johns. The fact that you have to pay for sex and they're the ones who got stuck with you sickens them. They see any sex they're not enthusiastic about as rape and you as a rapist they're forced to have sex with for money.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do her armpits look like?

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Its another female power fantasy about how sleeping with anything with a pulse is empowering and not disgusting
    Why cant people just be normal

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I've dated, lived with and been friends with hookers. They're nutty, abusive narcissists and it's depressing that society is putting them on a pedestal

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can you pay them dor a week to star in a TV show
    Yes, it happens everyday.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h is so ugly. Why do Americans love racially ambiguous mutts? Her nose is distracting

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hookers/escorts where I live have lost their minds. The good ones figured out Onlyfans was less effort for potentially more money, and the bad ones have started scamming dummies for "deposits" on cash app. Its absolute nonsense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Onlyfans is like doordash. At first it was great with the pandemic but now its oversaturated with a huge loss of business.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. Hopefully things will normalize and these ladies will start to see reason again and its becomes a simple easy transaction again.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you have the money sure, you appear to not understand the profession

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    most of them are smack heads with effectively no autonomy, so no

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was the hotel manager. Beautiful and amazing body for like 50+.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a hooker walking the street of Minneapolis recently. First time I saw one in person where it was so obvious. Honestly I would have approached her if I weren’t with people

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made the huge mistake of "dating" one because she asked me to, and free sex with a hot woman sounded nice to a loser moron like me who never had a gf.
    She was batshit crazy, but it was a very useful experience because it taught me that sometimes no sex is better than sex but with problems attached.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did she still work while you were dating her?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep.
        As I said, I was a loser moron.
        But she started off really sweet, sending good morning and good night texts everyday with her breasts out, buying me stuff etc.
        The biggest problem is that she was an alcoholic, can't blame her for it, her life went to shit quick.
        >married a kinda well off guy
        >moved to UK
        >they get divorced
        >being a fricking moron, she had no papers(Venezuelan too) and couldn't find a real job/get a bank account
        >started prostituting out of need/ made decent money but couldn't fricking manage it, would either drink it all or spend them on clothing
        She made me realize most hookers are simply bad at decision making.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hot sugar mommy
          >but also a literal prostitute
          It was almost based, I can see why you fell for it. As long as you didn't get a STD then i'd call it a valuable experience

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >STD
            Nah always used a condom, don't have a death wish.
            I did kiss her and had her swallow though.

            We left on bad terms but after 8 months she texted me back to see again, but by that time I had learnt my lesson and just went out to see her, she had gotten fat; made an excuse and avoided her ever since.

            She did teach me how to kiss, showered me with compliments and made me realize my issues were in my head(and wallet) and not the looks, etc.
            As other anons said, maybe it's the hardships, maybe it's something else, but hookers seem more perceptive and "real" than normal women, she was volatile from the alcohol, but other hookers I've met have been more "humane" than the prototypical HR lady at work.

            Another hooker I used to go to, managed to put enough money aside and open her own house cleaning agency, she works with other 2 girls and doesn't do escort anymore.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk about for a week but I fricked a hooker this nice a couple weeks ago. It's still a bad idea unless you really need to lose your virginity

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't go to a hooker. you will get herpes

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