Are men really as desperate to have a threesome as this episode implies?

Are men really as desperate to have a threesome as this episode implies?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was up with the foot bandage anyways

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think they were trying to make it as unsexy as possible

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no i wouldn't want to disappoint more than one woman at a time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      xD

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    Source: me, a man

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno if Cinemaphile is the right place to talk about desperation.
    However, I have no idea what OP pic is about. File name I haven't seen either.

    Picture not related.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      weirdly appropriate image for peep show anyway, so good job.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      trim your nails

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only had a very short party and club phase in my early 20s, but I have seen guys do some crazy shit in desperation for pussy. Like completely humiliate themselves or lose all common sense and self respect tier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. I feel like threesomes are one of those things you want when you're immature because le more sex le more good. Then you just grow up and realise you just want to have a nice dinner after work, frick and fall asleep in bed together. All the weird shit like threesomes just gets forgotten.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Then you grow up and give up trying to make your fantasies happen because you realize you don't have the bargaining power to do it
      Fixed it for you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I had one once. Just not really all that interesting, it's not like you get double the pleasure. You only have one dick after all. Plus it's sweaty as frick having three people in one bed.
        Much better to be with one person who actually knows what to do with your dick as well as doing the other stuff you want.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people
          >person
          homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I'm straight but I'm speaking from a general point of view and there's also a decent number of women who use Cinemaphile in reality. I used people and person because it's more applicable to the user base of the website rather than solely saying women and woman. After all, it doesn't matter if you're the man in a threesome or the woman, it's still sweaty as frick and it's still better to have a normal heterosexual relationship instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sour grapes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright? If you like threesomes that's your thing, just speaking from my experiences. They just aren't worth the effort.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not a function of being a grown-up that's a function of work

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't really say so. I was actually working more at the time I had a threesome. More just a case of becoming more appreciative of the simple things rather than thinking I had to do everything and anything to enjoy and experience life.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of those fantasies that's just too much work in practice unless the two women are also lesbians with hots for each other. In which you're the third wheel. I would suggest everyone to at least try it once just to never bother again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly how it happened to me. They basically walked up to me at a bar and invited me to leave with them. It was never something I really fantasized about, but, but was OK in the moment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        on average work mutes the sex drive

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill someone with my bare hands for a threesome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like someone who'd have to kill two people to have a threesome

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tell gf this is my fantasy
    >she's reluctant but open to the idea
    >literal months of talking, persuading, researching, finding the "right one", setting ground rules, negotiating and me having to comfort her again and again go by until I just say frick it and give up
    I just wanted to feel like a chad for once and she had to ruin it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your gf was scared of the thought of you having sex with other women and you're annoyed by this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do realise that you're pissed off because your gf doesn't want you to fall in love with other women and leave her, right? Like you're genuinely annoyed that she wants to be the person you love?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gf doesn't want you to fall in love with other women and leave her, right?
            If you only knew how many of those fake stories about the guy leaving his girlfriend for the threesome partner she made me read

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay so your complaint really is just the fact that you have a loving gf who is scared of losing you. Ever consider that maybe a loving relationship is more important than one sexual encounter?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ can you be any more of a virgin? I mean really, get a grip.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are crying about the fact that you have a gf who loves you and wants it to stay that way. You are complaining because there's nothing wrong with your relationship. Could you act like any more of a fricking woman?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This might be one of those scenarios where the grass isn’t greener and you should appreciate the fact that you don’t have a degenerate gf.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Had one with my bi gf and she got super insecure because I busted on the other girl instead of her

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I feel like it’s usually opening a door that you gotta be ready to be opened, even in the smallest of ways. I almost had one with my current gf and I realized how much it started to bug her as it was getting closer and just pulled the eject lever on the idea. I ended up opting for just fricking her in public places instead, which was a bit of a compromise. I’m all for being dominant and doing what I want and being the man in the relationship or whatever, but at some point if your chicks showing you she’s not comfortable you just gotta let it go.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >degenerate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dummy. Youre not supposed to do it with your gf. That was cruel of you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just find two random women to have a threesome with you
        You think I'm fricking Brad Pitt or something

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Worked for me, bro. Just b.e. yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda funny always seeing posts on here about all women being prostitutes between posts where anons complain about shit like their gf not wanting a threesome, to take it up the ass, or talking about how they're cheating on their wife.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girls will do anything for Chad but the beta males can only take what they can. Women kill their babies for chad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's strange, I don't understand it. Life is much more comfy when sex is a second thought after just having more satisfying fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be ashamed of yourself. You're obviously some overreacher with an over-inflated ego or porn addiction. Probably both. The only way we can be better than women is by sticking to the principles of a strong and ordered society.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >'You see, I believe that one should always act morally, out of some sense of virtue, doing what is within one's powers with a conscience as clear as the sun... still, I realize that the age of conscience and virtue may already have passed.'

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet if she agreed on the conditions she can get spit roasted by some other dude you would go for it. Fricking degenerate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like a proper c**t

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know I’m a 25 year old KHV, but I imagine it’s a power fantasy for straight guys.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not good unless they're enthusiastically bi prostitutes. So almost never

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never wanted a threesome. I don’t really like competing for people’s attention or leaving someone feeling left out either and this is just the most extreme situation to deal with either

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jez is a deviant.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was true back in the day. Threesomes were the last forbidden fruit but then Liberals made throples a thing and killed the vibe.

    Hence why Andrew Tate following Zoomers now fantasize about finding a chick they can choke in bed, or why trad conservatives fantasize about trad wives or leftists fantasize about right wingers. It's all something they'll (probably) never act on but still think about since it's taboo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it strange whenever people talk about everyone wanting some kind of taboo sex. Saying they ask their gf for threesomes or to be cucked. I've never had the urge to ask my gf to do anything beyond fricking or a handjob. We're excited to go on our next holiday because the hotel has a very nice spa, gym and a rooftop bar facing the sea rather than because she's going to get fricked by another man. Shit like that makes me shudder, seems fricking gross.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've done it a few times. Not really as great as you'd imagine.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chance would be a fine thing

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two women jeremy? That's insane.

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