Are modern movies too long?

Are modern movies too long?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are badly paced.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its both. Man I miss the well paced, 1hr 20min kinos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the real issue.
      A long movie that's well paced will feel like it's only 20 mins long.

      But killers of the flower moon and napoleon etc feel like they're never going to fricking end and you just want to go do something else.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.
        I saw the silent film about Napoleon when I was 12. 5 hours and change, loved it. I think it's what got me into film.
        (I assume there were a couple intermissions.)

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is she even talking about?
    Also no, modern movies tend to be as short as possible.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      every marvel movie is 3 hour shit fest.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >marvel
        >movie
        Pick one.
        Most movies try to be 90 mn these days. Big budgets are longer but then you get "directors cut", guess why.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >modern movies tend to be as short as possible.
      moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say you know nothing about movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When me and my dad would rent It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, it had an intermission screen on the VHS at the end of the first tape.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro fricking Mission Impossible of all things is getting two part, two and a half hour each duoligies now. Maybe some random Netflix only movies are shorter cuz of low budget but anything going to cinemas is bloated as frick.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just use my mouth as a toilet.

  4. 5 months ago
    Waifu claim thread

    What adult can't spend 3 hours doing something without hitting the toiler? The frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go to the bathroom at least once an hour at work. It's mostly just to get up and walk around though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need to piss, man. I stay hydrated. I have got to do a piss on the reg.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry anon but if you can't go 2-3 hours without pissing you have a problem

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok but people eat and drink when watching a movie moron, if you think it's normal to not have a bowel movement in 2 hours you're the problem

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Dehydrated

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitches should be able to since they are all dehydrated but I take creatine and drink a shitload of water.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No people are just weak. I purposely start a movie having to pee and drink a large diet coke throughout the movie in order to test myself. Sometimes I'll fail and piss the seat, but that's okay staff cleans that shit up. But what I NEVER do is leave the theater. That's pussy shit.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is girls' obsession with peeing and talking about peeing and saying 'pee' all the fricking time?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      women's bladders are smaller to make room for the uterus so they can hold in less and have to pee more often

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ man, is that why it burns when I pee

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one wants to edit out Xandy's dilation scene

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not just peeing in a cup
    >Not giving the pee cup to me

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are modern movies too long?
    yes
    Directors should be kept to 90 mins unless they can really make a good argument for going over that

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intermissions were for changing film reels during longer movies, not because of weak ass pussy bladders you dumb zoomers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Grandpa, Fight Club told me the reels were changed while the film is playing!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are intermissions on the stage and during orchestral performances.
      We could do with it in our shitkino as well.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're afraid modern audiences are so dumb they'll think the movie is over, leave, and maybe sue

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happened to me when I went to see good night and good luck

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine watching a movie in the cinema LMAO. Might as well let a Rabbi into your house to rob you.

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