Are there any FEMALE mid life crisis movies?

Are there any FEMALE mid life crisis movies? There are a million male ones, but none that feature typical female mid life crisis things such as finally getting the gigantic breasts you always wanted.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That scene in Devils Advocate where her ovaries are ripped out and she gets sectioned

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how stella got her groove back

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those shit girl movies like Bad Moms or Joy Ride

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    marion cottliard in rock n roll

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not on torrentleech or freemovie sites
      why

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's french, maybe a different title?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big boobs are fricking gross. Flat is justice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. low test or pedo, possibly both
      Big boobs are peak female form, but only if they're all natural.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this film have boob humor?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        & boob tragedy

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the female equivalent of men pumping synthol to arms

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you sure?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no male equivalent, appreciation for the female body is on another level, the wall isn't simply a matter of how women age, it's how far they fall.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there is no male equivalent
        Bullshit. Go watch American Beauty.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >UHHH actually this moron movie from the stone age proves you other wise. Check mate!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you go outside at all, you'll see a lot of hot women with ugly men who are ten years older than they are. The thing that everybody needs to understand when it comes to men and women is that the trade is sex for resources and protection. Women get pregnant. Men don't. Our entire survival strategy as a species is built around that.

          Men will take a sexy 20-year-old with a healthy reproductive system over a 35 year old who makes six figures any day (as a lot of women learn the hard way when they go to settle down in their 30s and find that only 50-year-old waiters are interested), and while women like attractive men, they put more value on their income and/or toughness.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1 moron with a dad bod who couldnt throw a punch to save his life
            >protection
            >Our entire survival strategy as a species is built around a bunch of strangers making a few rich buttholes richer

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              why is your gf with you then, anon?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bigger

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a taboo topic among California and New York types to give an objective look at what happens to women who follow the feminist roadmap in their 30s and beyond, and cuckservatives are complete simps. If you do address it, it needs to be in the context of women as a perpetual victim class that those evil men with their damned individualism just refuse to build their lives around.

    The west desperately needs to get over its simping problem. If you follow most of our modern issues back to their source, you'll find that it goes back to the fact that half of the population feels entitled to happiness (not to be confused with the pursuit of happiness) and have sucked the principles out of our society. BTW, a key part of this zeitgeist is authoritarian sophists using the fact that our society has lost functional classically liberal values to push their own hypocritical violations of classically liberal values, e.g. banning commerce that they don't like or trying to limit people's privacy. That's why the "both sides are just as bad" rhetoric is so entrenched: because you keep giving them valid points.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based thot denying friends. back then you could trust girls to regulate themselves. now it would be YAASSS QUEEN MAKE THAT MONEY SHOW YOUR PUSSY

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The female mid life crisis movies are where the woman travels to another country or dates a guy who is the exact opposite her type only for her to fall in love with him and his small town life.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that breast implants are gods greatest invention since man.
    Bimbos need to be encouraged.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People should be getting whitepilled by the bimbo movement and helping to steer it instead of getting swept up in their narrow-minded sports team mentality bullshit. Gen Z girls don't want to be as miserable as the three generations of girlbosses that precede them. It might not be perfect in its current iteration, but that's a huge step in the right direction. It's making it okay for girls to be feminine again. Some of the girls who want to be tradwives without the work will find the joy of taking on the responsibilities of a mother and wife as opposed to being career women in their 30s who are shocked to find that the men aren't lining up for them.

      >But I need to virtue signal to feminists and tell everyone about how much I love "strong" women!
      There's a reason why the term "cuckservative" came into existence.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God bless you, bimboposter. I make the 3D stuff on occasion and I hope for more bimbo kino in the future.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's millions of female ones too. Literally anything Jennifer Anniston did after Friends for a start. Just frick off

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My breasts are down here.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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