Are there any Star Wars characters as obnoxious and inorganic as these?
(No, Xoomer, Jar Jar wasn't that bad.)
Are there any Star Wars characters as obnoxious and inorganic as these? (No, Xoomer, Jar Jar wasn't that bad.)
Are there any Star Wars characters as obnoxious and inorganic as these?
(No, Xoomer, Jar Jar wasn't that bad.)
fpwp
Rosh is based
Literally the same character as Erik Sparrow. Jedi Academy and Tony Hawk's Underground are the same game.
he's a great jedi
Ahsoka was always a Trojan horse to get us to Rey.
Remember, kids: shoot a traitor before the enemy.
>Created by George Lucas
>George Lucas approved
>created by Kathleen Kennedy to purposefully usurp the entirety of Star Wars
Obviously, only the third one fits the bill. Are you some kind of mad EUtroon, or what?
What's wrong with grogu?
A few things.
>omg dude he's like the best at ALL the lightsaber forms!
>omg and what if he was the most powerful force user from birth?!
>yeah yeah! he can bring down an entire star destroyer all by himself!
>BRO SO COOL! and and and his name is... STARKILLER!!
>omg dude he's like the best at ALL the lightsaber forms!
He was taught by a guy who was very good at all the lightsaber forms. Even then you're wrong because he never used a saberstaff.
>omg and what if he was the most powerful force user from birth?!
He wasn't.
>yeah yeah! he can bring down an entire star destroyer all by himself!
Clearly wasn't an easy thing to do and nearly killed himself in the process. It's funny how people are okay with Nihilus devouring the life of entire planet by himself with the Force, but Vader's fricking apprentice struggling to take down a Star Destroyer is just too unrealistic, I guess.
>and and and his name is... STARKILLER!!
Don't know why that's so bad, that was Luke's original name straight from Lucas. The whole concept of him is what if Luke was bad and raised by Vader.
TFU pantshitters really should just read the novel instead if they can't handle a video game power fantasy.
Your deviantart OC is a mary sue, cope with it however you like. While I'm at it, talongays are equally moronic. Anyone that enjoys either shouldn't complain about the sequels.
Ahsoka is more of a Mary Sue than Galen ever was.
1. Rey was Trained by Luke Skywalker, The unironic most powerful Jedi ever
2. Neither was Rey
3. Rey couldn't even do this
4.Rey has a less corny name
Yet chuds hate her and love and defend Starkiller
>Rey was Trained by Luke Skywalker, The unironic most powerful Jedi ever
For like a week. Starkiller spent his whole adolescence with Vader and a robot designed to murder him.
>Neither was Rey
Irrelevant.
>Rey couldn't even do this
Okay? She can just learn force moves without ever having seen them before like mind trick, force heal and shooting lightning when she clenches her asscheeks hard enough, but Rey not being shown specifically doing this proves... What?
>Rey has a less corny name
She's a Palpatine pretending to be a Skywalker.
Nothing cornier than a mid girl with no originality.
Try harder with your bait next time, please.
I already forgotten most of that shitflick but I'm pretty sure Luke only trained her for about 5 minutes and the rest of the time she learned frick all. Also the starkiller Black person above me is right, using the "Skywalker" name for an OC who isn't even related to the family is pure cringe
He's a power fantasy character for a power fantasy game.
Wish we had more games like that if im being honest
Starkiller was always tryhard and edgy. That said, the first game was fun on Wii and the LEGO set was based.
Correct but a lot of anons grew up on those games so you're going after the sacred cow.
>sacred cow
lol hardly
Some autists like to act as if it took a fat, slimy shit on their mother's ashes but it's literally nothing more than just a dumb fun power fantasy game. It wasn't even canon.
It actually was. George Lucas considered it as such. The EU guys took offense to it because it contradicted the radio drama.
>NOOOOO video games have to be realistic not fun!!!
man this game was frickin cool, I remember watching the tech demos of them showing the storm troopers grabbing onto each other after being hurled around
>*defeats boss via QTE*
Star Wars is a money making entity, not a piece of art. If you don't understand this, nothing will make sense.
Baby yeed exists to appeal to the paternal instinct of childless millennials and milk money from them with merchandise.
Rey exists to have a girlboss character so females will watch the new movies.
Starkiller exists because an over the top hack and slash videogame requires an overpowered protagonist that commits spectacular violence.
I don't know about Ahsoka because I haven't watched her show but I'm sure she's there for a similar reason.
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
The result of female leadership.
is the mandalorian worth watching?
father-son stories really hit me in the feels
i dont give a shit about star wars lore by the way
Probably just the first season, if you really care.
Season 2 is where the random cameo cancer and EU ripoffs start and 3 is just your standard Disney slop that doesn't know what the story is anymore.
How about Laura Dern's character in TLJ?
I just want to know how in the actual hell did this guy go from storyboarding a little bit on S1 of Avatar to getting his very own Star Wars show?
Amazing how he isn't part of the tribe.
Are you blind? David is one of them. He wears a yarmulke under his hat
My israelitedar isn't wrong, Filoni's just really Italian.
This "man" killed Star Wars, israelite israelite and Ruin just took a shit on its corpse.
Oh yeah? What did he do?
I know you ai t talking shit on baby Yeed
Behold.
>Claudia Gray
Oof, how the mighty have fallen
grogu used to be fine
Maz Kanata, Rose Tico, Babu Frik, the random kid who can inexplicitly use the force at end of episode 8
imagine if starkiller pinned cal kestis to the ground and kiss him lol
Are there any anons that make posts as obnoxious and inorganic as OP's?
Hi, Kathleen.