Would it? Like 90% of the crew would probably never leave the ship so little dirt would be tracked. As for dust like 90% of it is human skin flakes which I'd assume the environmental systems would filter along with any other dust particles as it cycles air.
Are there naval ships with carpeting on the bridge ?
Navies pride themselves on being clean. It's why they wear those solid white uniforms. It's a way of advertising that their ships are so spotless that they can wear white and not have to worry about soiling it.
>'Transporter room, Worf threw up on the carpet, again. Beam these chunks to the matter recycler please'
Honestly it's a future with warp travel, teleportation, matter replicators, and other shit that may as well be science fantasy. Cleaning some dirt off of a carpet should never be a problem.
Wtf are you talking about? Of course they try to make it comfortable. They just need things that are far more hard wearing, easy to clean, less prone to staining than carpeting. Carpets are reserved for places with much less traffic. Federation ships would be the same, but this is just a tv show.
Okay, I appreciate the onager but that bullshit spoonhead catapult in the back is an eyesore. It would send a projectile stright into the deck of the ship.
Physics in Wildspace don't work the same way as on Earth. Every ship generates its own gravity, but the gravity is very weak and if you fall overboard, you can easily fall out of the gravity well.
Even if the gravity was weak the spoonhead sends projectiles in a downward trajectory
Only vids I could find show a distance well in excess of of it's length, so it's not shooting in a circle. That means it's not firing downward, it's just got incredibly shitty range.
Now, if it can manage to lob a shot outside the ship's gravity envelope in a sufficiently straight line, there's no more gravity and the 1st law of motion takes over. Unless it is a turret though, I still probably wouldn't want to be that guy manning the ballista. It'd pretty much have to be, otherwise they'd take out their own mast, whatever purpose that serves.
It can't lob shots. It can only fire downwards. Because it's a spoonhead. The spoonhead catapult is an infamous ahistorical design perpetuated by people who don't know anything about throwing machines. It's a completely ineffective design. Real catapults use slings.
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Any child's school project spoon catapult disproves this but it you want a full sized example, at 3:25:
Even if it did as you say, it'd be firing over and down if rotated so you could still deliver a half-assed broadside if your enemy was below you in the arc of flight, with a bit more force than just tossing stuff over the side by hand.
any navygays ITT? i have a naval procedure question. there's a few star trek episodes where the head doctor of the ship overrules cpt. piccard's order because it would directly jeopardize his/the crews safety/health. is this a real thing in specific situations?
If it's the same as the army it only applies to actual healthcare. Something like if a soldier gets a limited duty profile that he cant run for X days his commander can't just say "you're faking it, go run" unless it's a combat situation. But even then it'll rarely happen, they would keep him off patrols and such until the profile ends.
it had such high production quality and all the blue screen is so good for the time. Having so many great actors in a game has also not been done again.
Riker has a throwaway line in Up the Ladder about how the ship cleans itself. If I was an ensign though, I would personally volunteer to clean Troi's chair if you know what I mean.
>23rd century >post-scarcity civilization >massive ships that travel at the speed of light >work you ass off for years to make it through Starfleet academy at the top of your class >actually get assigned to the flagship >get assigned to vacuum duty >spend the next 4 years vacuuming the ~615,000 square feet of carpet on the Enterprise one single time.
Poor dude. Also, seems like by the 23rd century they'd probably have some sort of robot, maybe Data, to vacuum all the of carpets.
>Computer, simulate a 21st cleaning robot with upgraded AI. Now replicate enough of them to completely clean the ship's carpet within the time of my duty shift. Engage.
One simple trick to get the job done and never lift a finger, all it costs is a few replicator energy credits. Now sit back, relax and enjoy your Star Trek on the Ent-D for the next seven years. Revolving door of alien pussy included.
What do you guys think of the Stage 9 enterprise d with all the lounges, common areas, ramps and stairways we never saw on tv? It was surreal coming across those, particularly the ramp between the bridge and the conference room
I think it's ridiculous that there is no video game released which features a fully explorable Enterprise and different episode scenarios to play through.
Life on a modern day cargo ship is not that different from the type of space travel the crew of the Enterprise D enjoyed.
Cargo ship crew get their own fairly spacious personal cabin with lots of amenities. They have access to very nice recreational rooms, lounges, and sometimes even a swimming pool.
And I have a fairly strong suspicion the choices in woods, carpets, and colors are strongly influenced by TNG. It may just be convergent design theories but it's definitely there.
>And I have a fairly strong suspicion the choices in woods, carpets, and colors are strongly influenced by TNG.
Other way around. And TNG itself was the end result of Gene Roddenberry watching The Love Boat. To a ridiculous level. LeVar Burton even played a blind guy on the Love Boat before his TNG stint as a blind guy.
Do you have to tip your transport technician if they remove your feces and urine during transit? Does the Federation consider this a violation of bodily autonomy?
carpet hides dirt, the bridge would look nasty 24/7 with hard floors
That's disgusting.
I've learned that homosexuals like you just don't know how to properly wash yourself, trully disgusting.
>he doesn't take off his shoes before entering the starship
Would it? Like 90% of the crew would probably never leave the ship so little dirt would be tracked. As for dust like 90% of it is human skin flakes which I'd assume the environmental systems would filter along with any other dust particles as it cycles air.
Navies pride themselves on being clean. It's why they wear those solid white uniforms. It's a way of advertising that their ships are so spotless that they can wear white and not have to worry about soiling it.
They're in a spaceship. Where the frick are they getting dirt?
ur still gonna have dead skin cells still flaking off and rubbing themselves into the walls and floors
https://www.nasa.gov/centers-and-facilities/glenn/the-dust-never-settles-on-the-space-station/#:~:text=Not%20so%20on%20the%20International,astronauts%20living%20and%20working%20there.
in addition there is simulated gravity so it would actually settle
>'Transporter room, Worf threw up on the carpet, again. Beam these chunks to the matter recycler please'
Honestly it's a future with warp travel, teleportation, matter replicators, and other shit that may as well be science fantasy. Cleaning some dirt off of a carpet should never be a problem.
Are there naval ships with carpeting on the bridge ?
Navy ships aren't trying to create to a comfortable atmosphere for their crew
Federation ships are
Wtf are you talking about? Of course they try to make it comfortable. They just need things that are far more hard wearing, easy to clean, less prone to staining than carpeting. Carpets are reserved for places with much less traffic. Federation ships would be the same, but this is just a tv show.
>TV screen directly behind the seating
Great placement, DoD.
Oh yeah baby!
I enjoy the potted plants and pillars
Is that denim carpet
With replicators, anything is possible. Nay, feasible.
that looks more like a cruise ship bridge
Much like the Enterprise-D
Well it sorta is, its was meant to be a full service diplomatic vessel
A more typical starfleet vessel resembles voyager
>cruise ships
how do they work?
Maybe they would be if naval officers weren't leaking semen from their buggered rectums all the time
Those are enlisted. Officers are busy being Jodys.
No, they moved to tritanium-durnium alloy, which is very annoying when the brikari girl starts jumpin up and down.
I never noticed the curvature was so wonky
it isn't, you're just too stupid to understand perspective
You're right anon, I never saw it from that point of view.
Possibly the Fhloston Paradise cruise ship from The 5th Element. Otherwise not unless you count the space sailing ship from Message From Space.
Spelljammer
Okay, I appreciate the onager but that bullshit spoonhead catapult in the back is an eyesore. It would send a projectile stright into the deck of the ship.
At a glance, looks like it's probably turret-mounted.
It doesn't, but even if it was, it doesn't change the fact that a spoonhead like that would shoot downward.
Physics in Wildspace don't work the same way as on Earth. Every ship generates its own gravity, but the gravity is very weak and if you fall overboard, you can easily fall out of the gravity well.
Even if the gravity was weak the spoonhead sends projectiles in a downward trajectory
k
I'm glad you understand.
You're wrong.
No.
Only vids I could find show a distance well in excess of of it's length, so it's not shooting in a circle. That means it's not firing downward, it's just got incredibly shitty range.
Now, if it can manage to lob a shot outside the ship's gravity envelope in a sufficiently straight line, there's no more gravity and the 1st law of motion takes over. Unless it is a turret though, I still probably wouldn't want to be that guy manning the ballista. It'd pretty much have to be, otherwise they'd take out their own mast, whatever purpose that serves.
It can't lob shots. It can only fire downwards. Because it's a spoonhead. The spoonhead catapult is an infamous ahistorical design perpetuated by people who don't know anything about throwing machines. It's a completely ineffective design. Real catapults use slings.
Any child's school project spoon catapult disproves this but it you want a full sized example, at 3:25:
Even if it did as you say, it'd be firing over and down if rotated so you could still deliver a half-assed broadside if your enemy was below you in the arc of flight, with a bit more force than just tossing stuff over the side by hand.
>turret-mounted
yup that appears to be so
>It doesn't
yes it does Dyatlov
But more importantly, how do they eat?
No it doesn't. Irrelevant anyway.
Any Star Treks about defending a hopeless cause?
Yes. A documentary called What We Left Behind.
huh?
any navygays ITT? i have a naval procedure question. there's a few star trek episodes where the head doctor of the ship overrules cpt. piccard's order because it would directly jeopardize his/the crews safety/health. is this a real thing in specific situations?
If it's the same as the army it only applies to actual healthcare. Something like if a soldier gets a limited duty profile that he cant run for X days his commander can't just say "you're faking it, go run" unless it's a combat situation. But even then it'll rarely happen, they would keep him off patrols and such until the profile ends.
I fricking love carpet
Comfy thread.
Is that from a real ship? Or just some guy with money decorating his home?
No. Redoutable submarine. Which is a museum now.
>redoutable
French sub?
MWHA LE FRENCH
Wing Commander was so comfy
it had such high production quality and all the blue screen is so good for the time. Having so many great actors in a game has also not been done again.
The static must be crazy with all the electrical equipment around on carpet
Kinos for this feel?
>Kinos for this feel?
The Wrath of Khan.
It's very weird this janitor needs a spacesuit to vacuum on earth.
Thought I was the only one who noticed Kirk checking out that guy's arse.
They use holo-carpets. Easy to clean.
Does Starfleet have a janitorial staff, or do they have robots clean the ship between episodes?
Riker has a throwaway line in Up the Ladder about how the ship cleans itself. If I was an ensign though, I would personally volunteer to clean Troi's chair if you know what I mean.
>23rd century
>post-scarcity civilization
>massive ships that travel at the speed of light
>work you ass off for years to make it through Starfleet academy at the top of your class
>actually get assigned to the flagship
>get assigned to vacuum duty
>spend the next 4 years vacuuming the ~615,000 square feet of carpet on the Enterprise one single time.
Poor dude. Also, seems like by the 23rd century they'd probably have some sort of robot, maybe Data, to vacuum all the of carpets.
>Computer, simulate a 21st cleaning robot with upgraded AI. Now replicate enough of them to completely clean the ship's carpet within the time of my duty shift. Engage.
One simple trick to get the job done and never lift a finger, all it costs is a few replicator energy credits. Now sit back, relax and enjoy your Star Trek on the Ent-D for the next seven years. Revolving door of alien pussy included.
What do you guys think of the Stage 9 enterprise d with all the lounges, common areas, ramps and stairways we never saw on tv? It was surreal coming across those, particularly the ramp between the bridge and the conference room
I think it's ridiculous that there is no video game released which features a fully explorable Enterprise and different episode scenarios to play through.
Life on a modern day cargo ship is not that different from the type of space travel the crew of the Enterprise D enjoyed.
Cargo ship crew get their own fairly spacious personal cabin with lots of amenities. They have access to very nice recreational rooms, lounges, and sometimes even a swimming pool.
And I have a fairly strong suspicion the choices in woods, carpets, and colors are strongly influenced by TNG. It may just be convergent design theories but it's definitely there.
>And I have a fairly strong suspicion the choices in woods, carpets, and colors are strongly influenced by TNG.
Other way around. And TNG itself was the end result of Gene Roddenberry watching The Love Boat. To a ridiculous level. LeVar Burton even played a blind guy on the Love Boat before his TNG stint as a blind guy.
Don't transporters literally get rid of pathogens when people come on board? Why wouldn't it be the same for dirt?
Do you have to tip your transport technician if they remove your feces and urine during transit? Does the Federation consider this a violation of bodily autonomy?
Dirt is good for you
It's funny how gays will complain that DS9 is like a shopping mall in space when the Enterpise is like a Holiday Inn in Space
they are nutrek shills
I'll take mall trek or holiday inn trek over flaming homosexual trek anyways
can't believe they still used vacoom cleaners in the future