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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lindsay Lohan the titular character?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the WHAT behind toy story and cars?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The creative visionary.
      You know.
      The person who... uh... was probably an intern serving coffee or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LA CREATIVIDAD

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be lewds?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mmmm No

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a dragon-version available? One left from the advertising company who stick posters on vehicles? To collect another dragon gf?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is her accent? It seems...like...dunno, disconnected like it switches from Irish to standard American

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very bad fake Irish. It's got me filtered for sure, they should have gotten an actual Irish actress.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >apple original
    It's going to bomb.
    At best, it'll become an obscure film that only gets an audience because Saberspark reviews it.
    At worse, it'll be potential lost media.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is why Toilet Trouble got cancelled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to Twitter and crying over literally living inside Handmaiden's Tale.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lasseter
    nope

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    woah is that a heckin normal relatable girl and her heckin wacky CATTTO?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lasseter directed Toy Story, Bug's Life and Cars
    >Bug's Life isn't included among his works
    he knows deep down that it wasn't that great or heartfelt of a film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was a common opinon it was the weakest of Pixar's early films.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it is. Bug's Life lacks something that every other early Pixar film have : an emotional center

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Bug’s Life is fricking awesome. It’s a disgrace that Cars of all things was used as an example of his great filmwork.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cars is a compelling story with a big heart. Bug's Life isn't (it was early Pixar at its most hollow)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A Bug’s Life has a compelling story of people trapped under an oppressive group that claims to be protecting them. Cars is just a rehash of every sports movie but with talking living cars.
          >A Bug’s Life is just Seven Samurais
          But is Seven Samurais bad? People who bring that up I feel are shitting on a good story.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the problem is that script fails to make us truly care about the ant colony. Bug's Life dives straight into the conflict before we get to assimilate the characters and their lives

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We had plenty of time to establish several things in the movie before Flik goes to the city to get the circus bugs.
              >Princess Atta is training to be the new queen
              >The colony has to focus on getting food for the grasshoppers before they even get food for themselves
              >Flik likes to make inventions
              >People think Flik is a nuisance and that he only causes trouble
              >Princess Dot is the only one who actually likes and cares about Flik
              >Hopper is the leader of the grasshoppers and the main antagonist
              >The grasshoppers are not really protecting the ants but abusing and intimidating them
              All of this before the 2nd Act

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >us
              It's you that's the problem here moron, not everyone is autistic as you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cars is a compelling story with a big heart. Bug's Life isn't (it was early Pixar at its most hollow)

        Bug's Life never had a sequel and on the box office did worse than either of those.
        Cars had an incredibly hollow story but was great for toys. I would say its "heart" was undermined by the have your cake and eat it ending, and the fact that the protagonist was a douche. NASCAR is never compelling, it exists as a reason to get drunk.

        From my perspective, the Pixar are evi-, er I mean you shouldn't fight each other over what film was better but instead be happy that you both enjoy Pixar's stuff.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >creative visionary behind Toy Story
    Yeah!

    >and Cars
    ...oh.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looking forward to the second film more. Vicky Jenson is the director and she hasn't worked in animation since Shark Tale in 2004

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she hasn't worked in animation since Shark Tale
      Christ, no wonder this movie looks ugly. She should have stayed in retirement.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only excited for rape

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching for the dragon.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >girl is cursed to be super unlucky but she doesn't notice due to get plucky nature
    >this leads to an investigation info the luck bureau where the bad guy is disrupting the balance to hoard luck for himself

    Hos close did I guess?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      saving a screencap

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are We in the room with you and I right now?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >green denim
    /fa/ggots, your verdict?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if it was a darker forest green color, i could get with it
      but no, they chose that fricking lime green puke color

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >disney/pixar artstyle
    dropped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least looks closer to Big Hero 6 than Luca and Turning Red Numbers.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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