I hope they chain up the black elf again and make him dig tunnels with the orcs. Then when he tries to escape they yank on his slave chain and drag him back into the pit.
Unironically, the only character that was trying was the black dwarf. Hobbit stories, Gandalf, and Galadriel were boring as hell.
>LotR films do explaining how Minas Tirith eats
oh shit movie didn't focus on farmlands so they do not exist! >and why the eagles didn't just fly the ring to Mordor. >giving ring known for being able to corrupt basically anyone to a fricking eagles of all things >the winged fricks overloaded with pride surely won't be corrupted by a ring playing on their prideful dick nature
>they spend the same amount of time as the LotR films do explaining how Minas Tirith eats
That isn't a contradiction though, everyone knows how cities are fed.
the frick, orcs have various colours of skin. Gothmog looks like literal pale pig(orc one, not the chad Balrog). The common thing for them that no matter the color, it's disgusting pallete ranging from black to orange and green
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actually, i need to correct myself, since orcish gothmog is the movie-only creation. Book one is not specified to be of any race
since they have so little to work on the smartest thing would be to wrap up this up and do another story with new actors and writers. there has to be something in the appendices they could build a show around.
>expecations
None
>hopes
None
>fears
Many
i expect i shant be watching
Why did they change Siron's actor?
im just going to read lotr instead of watching whatever garbage this will be.
Top tier bait, anon.
I hope they chain up the black elf again and make him dig tunnels with the orcs. Then when he tries to escape they yank on his slave chain and drag him back into the pit.
Unironically, the only character that was trying was the black dwarf. Hobbit stories, Gandalf, and Galadriel were boring as hell.
he's puerto rican, not black
Same shit
"No!"
Have they ever explained why some dwarves, a race that spends most of the time in darkness, would be black?
they spend the same amount of time as the LotR films do explaining how Minas Tirith eats, and why the eagles didn't just fly the ring to Mordor.
>LotR films do explaining how Minas Tirith eats
oh shit movie didn't focus on farmlands so they do not exist!
>and why the eagles didn't just fly the ring to Mordor.
>giving ring known for being able to corrupt basically anyone to a fricking eagles of all things
>the winged fricks overloaded with pride surely won't be corrupted by a ring playing on their prideful dick nature
>oh shit movie didn't focus on farmlands so they do not exist!
Really? Interesting...
>they spend the same amount of time as the LotR films do explaining how Minas Tirith eats
That isn't a contradiction though, everyone knows how cities are fed.
yeah, just like how everyone knows how orcs (that spend most of their time in the dark) have dark skin
why aren't orcs diverse like the dwarves
Orcs are way more diverse
They come in all fashions of colors and bleed the same black goop
they aren't?
Yes orcs have dark skin and dwarves do not
Have they ever explained why orcs, a race that spends most of the time in darkness, would be black?
They are evil
magic takes precedence over melanin
the frick, orcs have various colours of skin. Gothmog looks like literal pale pig(orc one, not the chad Balrog). The common thing for them that no matter the color, it's disgusting pallete ranging from black to orange and green
actually, i need to correct myself, since orcish gothmog is the movie-only creation. Book one is not specified to be of any race
I liked Halbrand. Even if he was actually the dark lord.
Not really sure where the show is going or what the point is.
>Not really sure where the show is going
This is the one thing that should be clear; it's heading to the final battle at Orodruin and
>No.
morff is on my no list now
Please watch this show so asmodee continues to reprint lotr lcg stiff. PLEASE DO IT FOR ME
since they have so little to work on the smartest thing would be to wrap up this up and do another story with new actors and writers. there has to be something in the appendices they could build a show around.
Either bait or shill
Either way let the thread die
>Are we looking forward to season 2 Cinemaphile?
Yes.
>What are your expecations,
It will still be shit.
>hopes
It may be slightly less shit.
>and fears?
It will be even more shit.
>expecations
Cost of Prime going up due to losses
>hopes
it gets cancelled
>fears
snakes
>What are your expecations, hopes and fears?
It will be better to watch pirated than on Amazon since Amazon is going to run commercials during it.
I did enjoy some of the webms posted tbh and I'm interested to see how they manage to make it even worse
SAARon
SHELOB AND VAGENE
>expectations
none
>hopes
none
>fears
none
Never watched it and never will, but I will say it sucks on Cinemaphile
i watch for she :3
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