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Are we ready to watch Hayden become problematic in real time as he associates himself with transphobic Rosario Dawson?
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good for Hayden, get that Disney money to recoup the divorce rape. I doubt I'll watch it but I'll check out his scenes on YT.
Who the frick divorces Hayden Christensen
Jew'd be surprised, Rachel Bilson did. It's like they say with israelites you lose
his ex called him incel
>Ahsoka
She was a good friend.
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
no panties on space
Wasn't it her mom that beat the shit out of the troon?
JANNIES TOUNGUE MY ANUS
??????
as secret child of Asoka and Anakin
>transphobic Rosario Dawson?
qrd
her maid stole shit so she fired her. turns out the maid was trans
Hayden is based and stays out of shit.
He's back in now, which means someone will make a fuss about it eventually.
Trannies already are on twitter. Apparently no one is allowed to be excited about the fact that Hayden is in Ahsoka because of Rosario. They've already written instructions on how to not give Disney the views.
That's nice, I'll still watch because Hayden will be in the show, although we all know Disney just dishes shit.
At least the production value will be higher than Kenobi since it's Filoni's waifu
It's in Favreau/Filoni Wars, it will be kino.
She real frickin' excited.
hay den hea
Underrated
>Ashoka series
>will probably have hag Ashoka
>won't have e-girl Ashoka flipping about flashing her orange dicky
What the frick is the point?
Yeah, won't be watching.
haydens probably not a hater of trans but probably not a fan of them . in the behind the scenes doc for episode 3 he hated one of the hair styles because it was too fem and was worried George would go with it instead they went with the "jedi mullet " greek fallen angel hair he had in the final film .
that mullet hair is greasy af tho perhaps the troon was right
This post is fricking sacrilegious.
That's the grease of a soldier and a hero, show respect.
>we'll get to see Anakin clapping those orange butt cheeks in live action
Based
Playing anakin is one of the biggest double edged swords in movie history
After you filmed the 3 movies the character is put into a suit played by tall dudes and you will never ever be necessary for the sequels, and you'll be too old for prequels so you're permanently out of the franchise.
Then since the movies were a joke it didnt boost your career any, people thought you were a joke actor and people didnt want to associate their movies with the prequels by hiring the guy who played anakin. Both actors who played him were completely screwed over it.
>people didnt want to associate their movies with the prequels by hiring the guy who played anakin
Not true. Hayden has said he had plenty of movie offers, he just declined them all and only accepted the shit that he wanted to play in. He is an unironic autist with anxiety and he is based like George when it comes to Hollywood. It's not a coincidence that he is the only one cast member that vehemently defends the prequels. He and George are very much alike.
based if true
The only way forward is to make a Force Ghost show with Ewan and Hayden (and Liam)
It's not like the actor who played Luke did much better, until he found voice acting.
Wasnt that mostly because of the car accident
idk homie, I always thought he was typecast.
It was a bit of this but mostly because he was typecast. He did ok in Broadway but he actually got rejected for film roles of the same plays he was the lead in. Id imagine getting told to frick off of the same role you just did because of le wars star did not inspire confidence
he was in 2, not 3
> Then since the movies were a joke it didnt boost your career any, people thought you were a joke actor and people didnt want to associate their movies with the prequels by hiring the guy who played anakin
Do you honestly think a film producer wouldn’t want a Star Wars star to headline their film? That’s utter idiocy, and evidently it only applies to Hayden Christensen.
Moreover, Hayden was a success at the box office which films like Jumper, which starred two actors from the prequels. You’ve been warped by Red Letter Media.
theres a lot of not so hot sw main actors
There were only three main actors from the prequels and both Ewan and Natalie were successful. And Hayden was averagely successful after Revenge of the Sith.
Wasn't she in rent?
You've been pushing the "Rosario Dawson is transphobic" meme for years and no one ever bites on it. People don't care, there is no mass of people trying to cancel her, it's literally over.
The same people who cancelled Gina are still trying to cancel Rosario. It's true that the normies don't care about this shit but Disney listens to twitter. Don't forget that their cash cow Pedro Pascal is a giant troony supporter since his brother became a woman so he has the power to do it too.
>The same people who cancelled Gina are still trying to cancel Rosario.
No they're not, you're mentally ill. If Rosario had any rep for being transphobic Disney wouldn't hire her because Disney is all in on trans shit. You're trying, and have been trying since Rosario was cast as Ashoka, to meme that she is known for being transphobuc and she's not. My guess is you're the one upset because a New Yorican got cast as your precious orange butt cheeks.
k i n o
They look fricking fine together, damn. Not to imply anything.
>tfw Filoni will make the good friend meme real
Portman is seething
>don't worry about her, she's just a friend
I've seen Shattered Glass and their characters didn't even meet. So how come they are so close here?
Things happen off set. People meet and hang out. Actors might be best friends on screen and never interact, or the opposite. And sometimes you meet a golden brown cutie and clap her cheeks.
so fricking awkward
Judging by Hayden's current hair, I say we're gonna get Clone Wars flashbacks
He'd actually look better as the force ghost in ROTJ now
I wouldn't mind a new ROTJ edition
Now this could have been kino...
I don't remember Ahsoka having giant nostrils
the geonisian brain worm infected her
Worse than that, they're really unsymmetrical. Like very.
First spotted at the end of Men In Black 2.
Ruined Rosario Dawson for me tbqh
im ready for WMBF kino
ORANGE
BUTT
>Are we ready to watch
No.
Twitter troony stans who deepthroat this guy is 100% gonna come with pitchforks and torches for this guy
Like a constant porno Luke
>transphobic
kys already
Can a force ghost impregnate a Togruta? Asking for scientific purposes.
I mean that's technically how Anakin was conceived, I don't see why not
Was going to post this but I was too lazy to hit Post lol. I guess Plagueis or Sidious weren't really ghosts, but still, as a Force Ghost, you're one in the Force, you can use the Force, meaning you can probably do what they did if you know how. So yes.
the sequel trilogy established they can interact with the real world so who knows?
>ywn feel up prime hayden
Havent even seen this shit but i cant believe they got this motherfricket hayden christiansen to come out of frickin retirement basically to play anakin
they paid him out big
bet
Outcast wasn't a bad movie, Hayden kino and all the right critics hated it.