Are you a Machinist or a Whale?

Are you a Machinist or a Whale?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im in a bit of a whale era atm but ive machinisted out before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I live in the Nile and still believe in my heart I'm a machinist.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fat>skinny
    in terms of attractiveness

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've put on about 25 pounds in the past year, frens. I feel like the whale.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same here, fren. Same here. Frick. My BMI is still normal and well below overweight, but I still HATE it. My jawline isn't as sharp anymore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, me too, I can carry the extra pounds just fine but I feel like a tub. Are you doing anything about it? I've been eating right and getting more exercise but the pounds aren't coming off as fast as they went on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm tracking my calories and limiting them to 1300 kcals every day. I only eat once every day. That'd also help me with intermittent fasting.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >1300 kcals every day
            What are the main foods? I'm doing 1500/day but it's quite tricky tbh.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I have been dropping from 250lb the past month just by doing protein shakes aiming for 1200cal. I do 25g of whey plus a cup of milk and blend it with chocolate, vanilla, or frozen fruit. Protein really fills you up, I wouldn't have thought it was possible to get by on 4-5 of those shakes per day but I'm doing it even with exercise. I do cheat on Friday nights however, don't think I could go 100% liquid diet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think this diet gives you the necessary micronutrients and fibre, though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry yes, I put some fiber in there and the rest of my micronutrients are from a multivitamin including iron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice, nice. That sounds really convenient, time-saving and reasonably nutritious. Maybe I'll try this once I start my PhD.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One more thing. I also send most of my scholarship stipend to my father so that I only have enough money to buy limited, cheap, subsidised but healthy food from my university canteen rather than slop from outside.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have to gain 45 pounds just to be at a healthy weight and you feel fat after 25? lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same here, fren. Same here. Frick. My BMI is still normal and well below overweight, but I still HATE it. My jawline isn't as sharp anymore.

      If yiu homosexuals care. So much, why don't you eat a bit less? Choose some healthy option. Go take a walk around the neighborhood. It's not that hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If yiu homosexuals care. So much, why don't you eat a bit less?
        I do. This

        I'm tracking my calories and limiting them to 1300 kcals every day. I only eat once every day. That'd also help me with intermittent fasting.

        One more thing. I also send most of my scholarship stipend to my father so that I only have enough money to buy limited, cheap, subsidised but healthy food from my university canteen rather than slop from outside.

        is me.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bald and skinny, the worst of both worlds
    at least I'm not short

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Height and weight? Same here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        186cm, 73kg

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 180cm and 66kg currently, used to be 55 if you can imagine that. Now I go to the gym and gain weight, it's a long road ahead. Are you doing the same?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not, unfortunately. I'm focused on finding a job right now, tbqh
            being unemployed is fricking depressing

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I see, good luck in your job hunting. How do people treat you, generally speaking? Do they comment on you being thin and bald? Do you feel disrespected? Would you say you feel ugly in other people's eyes?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                thank you very much
                I used to get some jokes or comments now and then by coworkers and friends about my physique and hair loss
                nothing mean spirited or anything, but it gets to you, you know?
                how about yourself?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't suffer from hair loss, it's that I was born with a receding hairline from the very get-go and at a certain point I just decided to keep myself bald rather than look like pic related.

                I think being bald and thin like that contributed massively to a lack of success with women. I'm naturally introverted so I don't have this "warm" charisma to make up for my physical deficiencies. At this point I'm just counting on getting jacked and being the jacked bald type, otherwise I can kiss goodbye to reproducing, ever. No woman wants a skinny bald guy, from my experience.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know where you're from, but I've seen a lot of skinny bald guys have a nice chance with women
                sure, getting fit will help your chances, but personality does a great deal too
                having social and/or creative hobbies is something women seem to enjoy a lot, from my experience
                so, if that's your goal, I'd also advise you to engage in some sort of sport, learning instruments or drawing skills (if it's in a group class, even better) and that sort of thing
                but in the end, do it for yourself mostly, and the pussy will come
                doing it all for pussy's sake is just kind of lame

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed friend, will do my best. Godspeed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just get a wig

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i am a skinnyfat inbetweener

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whalemode. I just cant stop eating and drinking.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Much closer to machinist than whale, have a little muscle but you can absolutely see my frickin ribs

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im a machinist during the week and a whale on weekends, trying to drop another 25

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A machiwhale. Not even kidding.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am sneed

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    machine whale
    the ultimate aquatic predator
    like mecha Godzilla but with fins and a bigger wiener
    >capcha: THAR
    as in THAR she blows

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always been a machinist, ever since I was a kid I dreamed about what it would be like to be a big strong majestic whale.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at 100 pounds, I eat <1000 calories a day

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's datamining

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What use is datamining on a site where everybody lies?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I stand corrected

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be chubby to a bad degree but now I am a Machinist. I can't eat, I'm too fricking depressed at times that I can't move. I am a NEET too so this factors in.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a whale I keep losing and gaining 10 pounds it's so moronic if I lost 20 pounds then kept gaining and losing 10 pounds maybe I'd be good.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had food poisoning over the weekend and still have no appetite. It's actually kind of cool to just not feel hungry for days on end.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bros i got to 330 pounds and lost my hair its so over , at this very moment i feel awkward sitting in my chair. I put on 88 pounds in 2 years its insane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I put on 88 pounds in 2 years its insane
      how

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cause 3 years ago i had lost 40 pounds and then for some reason i gave up on life , stopped eating healthy and thing just spiraled out of control. Im trying fasting now and just 4 hours without food will make me suffer. I never knew hunger could be such a powerful feeling. If i dont stop i could easily see myself at 500 pounds

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm eating the same but I'm slowly losing weight. I think I might have a tape worm

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ottermode and women tell me I have the face of a male model. I'm 5'5 though which sucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you maintain ottermode?

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