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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    bowsette and/or bimbo peach kino when

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      if they make full-penetration porn maybe I'll watch

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >”cinematic universe”
    Instantly know it’s pic related

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Imaging saving this on your computer

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        There'll be more clever ways in the future to express this.

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    You thought capeshit was bad? We've got years of vidyashit and animeshit to look forward to.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      and the world couldn't be MORE KINO. gimme that SLOP! i will bathe in it (just like my self-insert Vladimir Harokonnen)

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario recieves a letter
    >Welcome to the super smash brothers
    >WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P-DIDDY

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >P-DIDDY
      THAT homie IS GUILTY!!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P-DIDDY

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That kid's face is hilarious.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          He has to go back to Cuba, I'd make that face too.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers don't even know who Elian Gonzalez is?

          He has to go back to Cuba, I'd make that face too.

          He's a politician now, probably allowed to get all of the capitalist contraband he wants now.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Elian Gonzalez
            I'm older than him and never heard about it.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Unless you're a third world foreigner that's impossible because he was constantly in the mainstream news up till he was sent back to Cuba

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Not here in France, I'm afraid.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonynous

                My mom is Cuban and I don't know who this is.

                I also didn't know Cuba was parked right outside of Florida until I was 20. "Oh shit, the Cuban missile crisis makes alot more sense now."

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >The whole west has to revolve around every little thing that happens in Amerishart

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                That is unironically how the news cycle works.
                t. inmate of the EU

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I’m glad they sent this little fricker back. Frick Alien Gonzalez.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          What did that kid even do to you?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            He beat me at Mario Kart 8
            Drop the Z pellets

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Illegally immigrated to my country.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Have you considered the possibility that there wouldn't be Cubans fleeing on boat rafts to Florida in the first place if the American government hadn't fricked with Cuban politics to turn the country into a puppet shithole so bad that the normally conservative populace preferred to take their chances with a communist who then proceeded to fix none of those preexisting issues?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >communism and all of the bad things it caused are America's fault
                You guys are so pathetic. Take some fricking responsibility for your own messes.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                America was directly supporting and financing the government that was so ass it died to a communist revolt, you can't complain about it being someone else's fault when you were meddling in said country's issues for over a century and did nothing to fix the place.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >we didn't like your government so we overthrew it
                >now our new government is even worse
                >that means it's your fault
                L m a fricking o

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't like the consequences of your actions you shouldn't do those actions in the first place, it's no one's fault but America's for deciding they liked Cuba so much it was worth fighting Spain over it to turn into their protectorate and thus their responsibility.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >why'd you let us burn our own house down, it was your responsibility to stop us from being stupid
                Lol, even

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Are you in Florida or are you actually posting this from Cuba? I didn’t think you had internet access.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Florida actually, I probably would've been born in Cuba instead had it not been a complete shithole but things didn't work out there way.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                See

                It doesn't matter why their country sucks you fricking homosexual, they don't get to just move wherever they want because they don't like it

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why is it that every time a government that is backed by Russia or China gets overthrown the country that government used to rule improves, but every time a government backed by the US gets overthrown the country they used to rule gets way, way worse?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Communism kills, should've just sent in the army to kill Fidel and his stooges instead of wimping out of the Bay of Pigs invasion.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't matter why their country sucks you fricking homosexual, they don't get to just move wherever they want because they don't like it

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Have you considered that I don’t give a damn?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >communism fails because of other people
                homosexual.
                Waves of inmigration are ALWAYS composed of commies and other failed states. And the target is ALWAYS capitalist countries.
                Not even the most brainwashed college moron wants to actually live in a commie country.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I hate Communism thoughever, my post wasn't blaming America for Communism being shit, it was blaming America for letting Cuba be so shit that it got coopted by Communists.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Illegal immigrants take resources away meant for citizens while not giving back. Look how much money gets sent back to South America. Not going to respond more to an idiot who doesn't know something so basic but there is much more.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              He was legal according to the Wet Feet Dry Feet Policy though.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >while not giving back
              The labor they perform in exchange for money is giving back. Also Cuban-Americans are the only reason we don't have permanent democrat rule. Florida would be a solid blue state if not for us.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I hope they all go back after communism falls, that island will have huge power vacuum they can fill, they can govern their shithole instead.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe the Cubans who migrated here will do that, all the ones that are born and raised in the U.S. are gonna stay.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't the current president of Ecuador born and raised in Miami? Why be a small fry in a pond when you can be one of the top cats?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        How come Democrats are ok with forcefully deporting illegals?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          He was a Cuban who made it to Florida so per Jimmy Carter (a Democrat) he wasn't illegal.
          >Why this policy?
          I assume it's because they think it's funny watching island beaners drown and get eaten by sharks trying to make it to the Methhead and Gator capital of the world.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          He wasn't even illegal, he was eligible for the wet feet. dry land policy and he had family in the US.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            America should have a similar policy to Australia regarding people arriving by boat.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              It'd reflect too badly on the American government to have that as their official policy for a country that's right off the shore of a state and that they decided would be in their interests to try and lord over.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Wet Feet. Dry Land applies exclusively to Cuba and mostly because the US had a big hand in their current state.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Really if America just let Cuba continue to be Spain's issue there wouldn't be anyone in favor of the Wet Feet, Dry Feet policy.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                No, We should have just made them a US territory like Puerto Rico instead of a puppet democracy.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                We should have, too late for that now though.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I’m ok with Cubans as long as they are rich and white.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Based Obama put a stop to that bullshit.

                Beginning with the United States–Cuban Thaw in 2014, anticipation of the end of the wet feet, dry feet policy led to increased numbers of Cuban immigrants.[2] On January 12, 2017, President Barack Obama announced the immediate cessation of the wet feet, dry feet policy. Since then, Cuban nationals who enter the United States illegally, regardless of whether they are intercepted on land or at sea, have been subject to removal.[3][10] At the same time the Cuban government agreed to accept the return of Cuban nationals.[11]

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why does the right rarely ever acknowledge that Obama did one of the things they wanted?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Because the majority of illegal immigration doesn't come from Cuba you disingenuous homosexual and right now the left is essentially pretending as if we don't have a border. Gotta import those democrat voters after all

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >the left is essentially pretending as if we don't have a border.
                The ZOGnald sunk the bipartisan border agreement, not Sleepy Joe.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                That would require them admitting that Obama was tougher on immigration than Trump was, and that Chocolate Reign wasn’t entirely bad.

                Because the majority of illegal immigration doesn't come from Cuba you disingenuous homosexual and right now the left is essentially pretending as if we don't have a border. Gotta import those democrat voters after all

                And yet Obama was tougher on illegal immigrants than Zion Don was.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            How come this doesn't apply for Haitians fleeing from their gang ruled shithole and make it to Florida?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Because Haiti was the Frog's problem.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of kino
      >Italian plumber wants to start an MMA organization for vidya characters
      >has to go around convincing other characters to join but the strong heroes think mario is a chump
      >some villain ends up capturing all the OP heroes or something and the weak ass jobber heroes that were on board with Marios idea like kid with baseball bat, TASbot, animal crosser, and little boy zelda have to team up to save the day
      A real underdog story

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ummmmmmmmmmm the new lyric is
      WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEEL LIKE, FRICK P DIDDY

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    sure am 😀

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >"x cinematic universe"
    Genuinely tired of this. It's just an excuse to make millions of sequels, remakes, reboots, except it's dictated solely by a stale and out of touch corpo execs that will make like 5 soulless and assraping movies a year.
    Also getting tired of vidyaslop movies too. Is the modern audience 12 or something?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, the modern audience is millennials who grew up with Marvel comic books or Nintendo games and when they take their kids to the movies, they go see the shit they recognize instead of taking a gamble on some other shit. In 15 years they'll be making a skibidi toilet film

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone that didn’t see this coming from that billion dollar box office is crazy. Part 2 is nothing. We’re gonna have a movie for every Nintendo property till they stop making money.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get an R rated xenoblade game then

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Movie I mean of course

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I’m honestly willing to give Star Fox a shot

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit went woke and flopped
    >time for Vidyashit to go woke and flop
    Can’t wait for it bros “this is secret about princess peach Putin AND Trump don’t want you to know about… she’s trans” + Bowser wearing a MAGA cap

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I can see the plot of the Zelda movie being some subversive bullshit like “Link isn’t the Hero of Time. This brown girl we just made upon is the actual Hero of Time.”

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Legend of Zendaya: Link to the Ass

      • 6 days ago
        Anonynous

        Legend of Zendaya: Link to the Ass

        Windwaker/ phantom hourglass had brown zelda didn't it?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Zelda was white, Tetra was tan.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yep but she turned white when she became zelda and then brown again when she became Tetra again.
          Zendaya would unironically be an alright casting for Tetra but is it worth endless threads of chuds seething?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Zendaya would unironically be an alright casting for
            No. Never.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Who would you cast as Tetra?
              Hardmode: she can't be white

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        windwaker link wasnt the hero of time, so its really not that out there. windwaker link was just some random ass kid that went so hard the gods went "yooo, listen, lets make him the hero of wind or something just because the dude was balllin fr fr"

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's time

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What does the N stand for?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        GAY

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      ugh I HATE multiverses
      sigh

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo would never allow something like this ever again. Everything has to be sanitized and “on brand” and the closest thing you’ll get to this is a smash bros movie.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    princess made a cinematic universe on her first go, mario.

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    STARFOX BROS

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    and the zelda movie will end it

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >HEY, LISTEN!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hey, look, listen you fricking annoying fairy!"

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Next movie is Balloon Fight.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    My 4y old kid watched this like 9 times
    Hope next one will be as good

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It was zoomer-paced but it was fine.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Strangely this and Toy Story 1 are his favorite movies

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Toy Story 1
          Your kid's alright, anon. Now make him watch Coraline in about 6 years.

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just as planned.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Luigi in current year
    >Not gay
    >Not momma

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, I hope they make like 40 of these
    I want a River City Ransom movie, I want a Journey to Silius movie, I want a Werewolf the Last Warrior movie, I want them to exhaust this shit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Mike, calm your big pecker down.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonynous

      >a Journey to Silius movie
      Its called Terminator.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The age of bing bing wahooshit is upon us.
    Got to keep those babyman ടoybucks rolling in.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, he doesn't like it!

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Pipe down! You don't want your wife's boyfriend to hear you getting all uppity. He might reduce your switch time.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Help, help! He's being mean! Help! Waaahhhhhhhhhhh, waaaaahhhhhhhhhh

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            The real world ain't all bright colours, blue skies and cod-Italian exclamations, son.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Say it ain't a-so 🙁

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If we are talking all Nintendo mario and what it's attached to and Kirby are really the only "baby" things, if they were to make a movie of each active nintendo IP there would be more dark stuff than light stuff

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kirby 64 apparently has deep lore.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kirby 64 apparently has deep lore.

        Pretty much every game from Kirby 64 onward has deep lore with ancient civilizations, dark gods, death cults and megacorps.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Will you go see the inevitable DK movie with Seth Rogen voicing DK ?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Seth Rogen voicing DK
      that's cultural appropriation btw

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo fans are just Disney adults

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies were a mistake

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Universes suck and they should stop trying to do them.

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Best Chris strikes again meanwhile pine just had another flop and evans is going through another humiliation ritual with dakota johnson.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      And Garfield's going to crush the B.O., I promise you that

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’m ready for Legend of Morshu: Fist Full of Rubies.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Like it or not it will be a Tingle movie.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonynous

        >straight white 40 year old creep gets a movie.
        As if

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >White
          >Tingle

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >straight
            >Tingle
            Ftfy

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Do the Japanese like this guy or do they find him as off-putting as westerners do?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          They think he's hilarious.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        If you think Tingle is disgusting, remember that there's a genuine furgay in TOTK.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Aonuma admitted they’re phasing out Tingle because he makes westerners uncomfortable. Zelda is an international brand with hundreds of millions of sales. It has to appeal to broad audiences.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why do most Westerners hate this guy so much?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Homophobia.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          they're not into mascot characters

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You want it?

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good, so it can flop and they hopefully stop making them.

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, the only CU appeals to me is the JigCU. I think the concept for that one actually fricking rocks, but for some reason all we wind up getting is CUs that suck. Is it some kind of curse?

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cinematic universes were a mistake. We need to go back to good ol' one-and-done films.

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Anyabros, what went so right?

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Training the AI on FOREMAN SPIKE right now.

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You merely adopted the light. I was born if it, brought in to this world of it

    That’s Kid Icarus, Megaman, Simon Belmont, Princess Zelda

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty easy learning curve.

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Foreman Spike will get your load where you need it to be.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fix that za.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Fix that za.

        Foreman Spike can lift your load.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >two watches
          >weird shit in his hands
          'za looks alright, though.

        • 6 days ago
          sage

          GOOD MORNING SIR

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Mario thread full of pol rightloid schizo shit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Some spick was b***hing, so the Wolves swarmed.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        No one talks like this.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Except, y'know, the person you're responding to, stupid

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            haha yes "person"

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Don't anger the pack, homosexual.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Except, y'know, the person you're responding to, stupid

            Why is Mario thread full of pol rightloid schizo shit

            There are two wolves inside you

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mario is Axis coded.

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've always found it strange how Nintendo seems to intentionally distance themselves from the most profitable franchise in thier history. Pikachads shit down Mario's throat and Nintendo keeps jerking off the homosexual plumber

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that makes perfect sense, Nintendo doesn't want to deal with Gamefreak and their increasingly vocal fandom who hate getting glitchy unfinished slop every single year, better to the focus on the other in house companies that are doing a better job with their IPs.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I know this will come as a shock to you, but there is not a single person in the world that is a "gamefreak fan"
        And no, terminally online twitter trannies are not people

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      there's like 20 pokemon movies you fricking dunce

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Detective Pikachu was such a dud, it's only smart to pretend like it never happened.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo doesn't own Pokémon.

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cuba is collapsing soon, right? I'm not even a chud, but they just lost all allies. After Ukraine, Russia can't afford to send them cheap oil anymore. A single hair of Castro's beard has more charisma than their current president.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      God willing it'll happen eventually, maybe then there might be a government that won't be complete ass in charge of the place.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It'l be an even more brutal and oppressive dictatorship, but they'll make friendly trade deals in the US so your media will tell you they're a democracy and the violence is only targeted communists so you'll cheer it on while slurping down your corn syrup.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Kissinger is dead and nobody follows his moronic policies anymore. He wanted the US to stay clear from sending aid to Ukraine for example

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            And he was right, we shouldn't be wasting money on Ukraine.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Well it worked for Chile and Taiwan.

          Kissinger is dead and nobody follows his moronic policies anymore. He wanted the US to stay clear from sending aid to Ukraine for example

          Kissinger was a massive appeasement cuck, he wants to give Russia and China their ball thinking that they'll be content to play in their back gardens. He washed his hands of Cambodia, completely ignored Africa and was totally complacent about the Soviet's invasion of Afghanistan

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Funnily enough Pinochet was good friends with the CCP

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >two watches
    >weird shit in his hands
    >'za looks alright, though.

    Only have minimal influence on the AI (training Wombo). The RELU curve is WAY WORSE than SIREN CURVE neural nets. Honestly they should've switched to a FFT level of accuracy with SIREN curves versus craptacular inaccurate low-fitting RELU.

    Implicit Neural Representations with Periodic Activation Functions

    CSC2547 SIREN: Implicit Neural Representations with Periodic Activation Functions

    Implicit Neural Representations with Periodic Activation Functions | Siren in 100 lines of PyTorch

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I spent 30 days prompt engineering and THIS happened!?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Keep making artgays seethe, king.

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    We already had the NCU movie, though

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am ready for the NICU!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mama mia!

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Dude why the frick do you have that picture saved.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't, I had to look for it.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mama mia!

      This shit hits so much harder after you actually had children.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        the first baby isnt dead

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the nintendo equivalent of Nick Fury? Lakitu?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The owl from Zelda.

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired.

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I figured I'd drop a Foreman Spike speedo gen pic for yah. Not the only pic, just one of many.

    I love AI.

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    A Star Fox movie would be good for everyone

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      only if all the dialog is just gibberish like in the SNES game

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd watch a comfy Luigi's mansion movie

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