How can you rate this shit of a movie higher than 3/10???
Literally nothing happens during 90% of the movie, still shots of people eating, standing, doing fricking nothing, or just still shots of a fricking wall. No explanation whatsoever for why they even kys making the whole movie utterly meaningless homosexualery for pseuds to jerk off.
If you liked this movie youre an actual real life npc with no inner thoughts, kys
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I rate it 10/10. Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
>No explanation whatsoever for why they even kys
I don't even like this piece of shit, but you're pretty moronic if you didn't get it
Some dumbass family killed themselves for unknown reason and then pseud god (Haneke) decided to make a movie about it, also not giving any reason.
What's there to get, pussy? Natural selection? Frick out of here, you fricking pseud npc
>for unknown reason
lol
>AAAAAAAAAHHH MY JOB IS MONOTONOUS AND EVERY DAY I NEED TO WASH MY CAR AAAAAAAHHHH COME HERE DAUGHTER I WILL KILL YOU
How stupid are you?
The pressure of sterile urban hellscape made the family hollow husks of themselves and pushed them to suicide.
That's why the film is also slow paced, Haneke always emphasizes the ambience. It can be done to achieve different results, but with Haneke it's mostly for the uneasiness sake.
OP is a soulless NPC, he can't understand it even if you spell it out to him.
>AAAAHHHHH I'M LIVING IN A CITY AND I DONT LIKE IT!!!!! COME HERE MY 6 YEARS OLD DAUGHTER, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
>"UHHHH akschualley, the movie being painfully slow, boring and moronic is meant to represent the main chararacterx. Your just stupid, and yes, i suck wieners daily
Kys pseud imbecile, holy shit youre do moronic
Are you autistic? Genuinely asking, sometimes they have trouble understanding these kind of films.
You need to stop thinking about penises.
Also, yes, it's a hyperbole meant to show how fricking shitty city life can be. Although if the environment you're living daily is as sterile as in the film it definitely could have caused a whole family to go fricking insane and kill themselves.
And yes, the formal choices objectively have a fricking point. If you can't engage with that aesthetic for one reason or the other doesn't make it meaningless. Boring is incredibly subjective. I know it's hard to understand for normalgays but people function very differently and some are able to be entranced by a slow pacing while others are not. Both are fine. But genuinely not getting this is not fine and is a sign of mental deficiency.
But I exactly do get it. I also get that this movie is moronic pseud shit for imbeciles like you. It WAS meaningless, this movie has NO purpose. You could read it in a news that some family kysed for unspecified reason and you wouldnt bat an eye, but because this pseud director made a movie that he so immensely drags, that nothing happens until the end where they finally kys and movie ends, you rate it high and pretend like youre some fricking kino critic, because you rated high pseud frenchie director. Actual fricking npc, die
Stick to capeshit loser lmao
Hahahhaah such an expected response from an actual pseud lmaoooo keep watching your pseud movies, utter homosexual
You';re a contrarian trubotard who is so far up his own ass he thinks being a moronic normalhomosexual is cool. You obviously have a capacity to self reflect, but you think that being an imbecile is actually le enlightening. You do nothing but throw ad hominems around and obsess over dicks, hire a male escort or something.
The movie has an obvious fricking meaning which would have been obvious even without the slow pace, but the slow pace emphasizes the "feeling" (I never said it represents something, it's not a metaphor, it's a tool to showcase a certain aesthetic).
I also never said that I rate the film highly, it's like a 7/10, Haneke has better stuff. It's overly simplistic to a fault. You're still an embarrassing idiot and the actual pseud in the situation.
The meaning is that youre an imbecile who wasted 2h on watching people do mundane things until they finally kys. But sure, make your own moronic meaning though some mental gymnastics, that gaygie director will sure be thankful to you for defending his moronic pseud movies hahHaha
You sound very closeted and insecure. Also you possibly have a type of autism that makes you believe that everyone on earth has the same emotional responses to everything.
>No arguments
I will take that as a win, didn't expect much from a pseud homosexual and his "the movie has a meaning!!!" and them not giving any meaning but instead "umm your insecure, possibly autistic". Fricking have a nice day redditor, you have no idea what youre talking about and you deep down know that i am right
I literally wrote the meaning of the movie several posts back you turbosperg.
>How stupid are you? The still 20min shot at MC taking a shit was meant to represent in how much shit hes in OMG you dont understand movies as i am, i love frenxh wieners
Im going to be honest with you. I dont think most humans receive love growing up, and if you don't get focused, intense love coupled with education, your intellect is dwarfed. Scarier still, intellect is only the seedbed for independent thought--and intellect needs to see metaphor in things, but the beginning stage of this metaphor building process is often attendant to depression.
Are most people bots?
Yes, by design.
>Im going to be honest with you. I dont think most humans receive love growing up, and if you don't get focused, intense love coupled with education, your intellect is dwarfed. Scarier still, intellect is only the seedbed for independent thought--and intellect needs to see metaphor in things, but the beginning stage of this metaphor building process is often attendant to depression.
>Are most people bots?
>Yes, by design.
I have to go through the car wash every day life is so monotonous I'm gonna freak!!!!
>he thinks it's about the car
lmao
You NPCs never fail to surprise me.
the car is a microcosm for his situation brainlet, that's why it's in the film at all, multiple times, even
>soulless npc can't understand anything unless it's spelled out to him
lmao
Reminder that there are no pictures of him as a young man
him being haneke that is
didn't Haneke did this movie because an Indian family killed themselves without explanation?
No, he read a news article about a european family that killed themselves and their child and destroyed all of their possessions and money. The general public was more upset about the destruction of the money than the family killing themselves. The parents of the couple believes they were murdered.
Haneke being a depressed edgelord who hates his audience isn’t my problem (not watching)