Are you all fricking bots?

How can you rate this shit of a movie higher than 3/10???
Literally nothing happens during 90% of the movie, still shots of people eating, standing, doing fricking nothing, or just still shots of a fricking wall. No explanation whatsoever for why they even kys making the whole movie utterly meaningless homosexualery for pseuds to jerk off.
If you liked this movie youre an actual real life npc with no inner thoughts, kys

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pleb status: filtered

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I rate it 10/10. Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No explanation whatsoever for why they even kys
    I don't even like this piece of shit, but you're pretty moronic if you didn't get it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some dumbass family killed themselves for unknown reason and then pseud god (Haneke) decided to make a movie about it, also not giving any reason.
      What's there to get, pussy? Natural selection? Frick out of here, you fricking pseud npc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >for unknown reason
        lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >AAAAAAAAAHHH MY JOB IS MONOTONOUS AND EVERY DAY I NEED TO WASH MY CAR AAAAAAAHHHH COME HERE DAUGHTER I WILL KILL YOU

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How stupid are you?
        The pressure of sterile urban hellscape made the family hollow husks of themselves and pushed them to suicide.
        That's why the film is also slow paced, Haneke always emphasizes the ambience. It can be done to achieve different results, but with Haneke it's mostly for the uneasiness sake.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OP is a soulless NPC, he can't understand it even if you spell it out to him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >AAAAHHHHH I'M LIVING IN A CITY AND I DONT LIKE IT!!!!! COME HERE MY 6 YEARS OLD DAUGHTER, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
          >"UHHHH akschualley, the movie being painfully slow, boring and moronic is meant to represent the main chararacterx. Your just stupid, and yes, i suck wieners daily
          Kys pseud imbecile, holy shit youre do moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you autistic? Genuinely asking, sometimes they have trouble understanding these kind of films.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You need to stop thinking about penises.
            Also, yes, it's a hyperbole meant to show how fricking shitty city life can be. Although if the environment you're living daily is as sterile as in the film it definitely could have caused a whole family to go fricking insane and kill themselves.
            And yes, the formal choices objectively have a fricking point. If you can't engage with that aesthetic for one reason or the other doesn't make it meaningless. Boring is incredibly subjective. I know it's hard to understand for normalgays but people function very differently and some are able to be entranced by a slow pacing while others are not. Both are fine. But genuinely not getting this is not fine and is a sign of mental deficiency.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But I exactly do get it. I also get that this movie is moronic pseud shit for imbeciles like you. It WAS meaningless, this movie has NO purpose. You could read it in a news that some family kysed for unspecified reason and you wouldnt bat an eye, but because this pseud director made a movie that he so immensely drags, that nothing happens until the end where they finally kys and movie ends, you rate it high and pretend like youre some fricking kino critic, because you rated high pseud frenchie director. Actual fricking npc, die

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stick to capeshit loser lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahhaah such an expected response from an actual pseud lmaoooo keep watching your pseud movies, utter homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You';re a contrarian trubotard who is so far up his own ass he thinks being a moronic normalhomosexual is cool. You obviously have a capacity to self reflect, but you think that being an imbecile is actually le enlightening. You do nothing but throw ad hominems around and obsess over dicks, hire a male escort or something.
                The movie has an obvious fricking meaning which would have been obvious even without the slow pace, but the slow pace emphasizes the "feeling" (I never said it represents something, it's not a metaphor, it's a tool to showcase a certain aesthetic).
                I also never said that I rate the film highly, it's like a 7/10, Haneke has better stuff. It's overly simplistic to a fault. You're still an embarrassing idiot and the actual pseud in the situation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The meaning is that youre an imbecile who wasted 2h on watching people do mundane things until they finally kys. But sure, make your own moronic meaning though some mental gymnastics, that gaygie director will sure be thankful to you for defending his moronic pseud movies hahHaha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You sound very closeted and insecure. Also you possibly have a type of autism that makes you believe that everyone on earth has the same emotional responses to everything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >No arguments
                I will take that as a win, didn't expect much from a pseud homosexual and his "the movie has a meaning!!!" and them not giving any meaning but instead "umm your insecure, possibly autistic". Fricking have a nice day redditor, you have no idea what youre talking about and you deep down know that i am right

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I literally wrote the meaning of the movie several posts back you turbosperg.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >How stupid are you? The still 20min shot at MC taking a shit was meant to represent in how much shit hes in OMG you dont understand movies as i am, i love frenxh wieners

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to be honest with you. I dont think most humans receive love growing up, and if you don't get focused, intense love coupled with education, your intellect is dwarfed. Scarier still, intellect is only the seedbed for independent thought--and intellect needs to see metaphor in things, but the beginning stage of this metaphor building process is often attendant to depression.

    Are most people bots?
    Yes, by design.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Im going to be honest with you. I dont think most humans receive love growing up, and if you don't get focused, intense love coupled with education, your intellect is dwarfed. Scarier still, intellect is only the seedbed for independent thought--and intellect needs to see metaphor in things, but the beginning stage of this metaphor building process is often attendant to depression.
    >Are most people bots?
    >Yes, by design.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have to go through the car wash every day life is so monotonous I'm gonna freak!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAAAAAAAHHH MY JOB IS MONOTONOUS AND EVERY DAY I NEED TO WASH MY CAR AAAAAAAHHHH COME HERE DAUGHTER I WILL KILL YOU

      >he thinks it's about the car
      lmao
      You NPCs never fail to surprise me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the car is a microcosm for his situation brainlet, that's why it's in the film at all, multiple times, even

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >soulless npc can't understand anything unless it's spelled out to him
    lmao

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that there are no pictures of him as a young man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      him being haneke that is

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    didn't Haneke did this movie because an Indian family killed themselves without explanation?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, he read a news article about a european family that killed themselves and their child and destroyed all of their possessions and money. The general public was more upset about the destruction of the money than the family killing themselves. The parents of the couple believes they were murdered.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haneke being a depressed edgelord who hates his audience isn’t my problem (not watching)

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