I’m depressed at the moment because i stopped using cocaine, so watching goyslop is the only thing i’m capable of. I don’t even have the energy to play video games.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Go torrent old/good shit. There’s plenty of it out there
watching pozzed shit still brainwashes you moron
no one is immune to propaganda
little by little it wears down your standards till you finally give in and find Zendaya attractive
That is exactly what is happening here.
Look at all the people who watched and suffered through all of rings of power. That shit was so bad they find less horrible but still garbage agenda trash as “good” or “decent” because their senses were so horrible skewed by the worst one
Meanwhile everyone that didn’t gateway h and skipped this shit are looking at this and going “why the frick you guys passing this?”
this is why I watch and enjoy the halo show lol.
I've read a bunch of the books, too. I'm a big fan of the universe. but hearing these midwits sperg out is amazing.
Yes, yes they are. They believe that anyone that disagrees with them on this ENTIRE website has been influenced by or actually IS /misc/. I’ve been here forever and I’ve spent a grand total of maybe 10 minutes on /misc/ and it’s mostly just like any other board, they just hang around shooting the shit and making racist jokes and memes.
That's the standard playbook.
Accuse "x" of being extremist and radical and not "the norm" so eventually anyone using any terms they deem offensive can be accused of being "just like x".
It's sort of backfired on them at this point because a lot of people who would've never crossed paths with extremist views have ended up being pushed towards them.
Take a look at all the recent adaptations that have come out from Amazon and other steamer platforms recently, do you really think this one will be any different.
>Excited to see how moronic and angry it makes /misc/turds, yes.
Anon, you shouldn't enjoy media based simply on the fact that it makes the other side mad. Honestly, it's ironically pretty /misc/tier behavior.
Every first post on every board is contrarian, leftist, single posting bullshit. How many trannies sit around waiting to post to literally everything? What a waste of humanity.
Why do people not understand this and/or have a problem with this? There is plenty of female representation in 40k. Having their own clubs makes the different factions more unique and interesting.
this, everyone had a place in 40k, the soicucks had Tau, the weebs had Tau/Eldar, the troons even had a faction, 2 of them! Slannesh IS the LGBT agenda, they had a huge range of factions and units within that umbrella. Dark Eldar are also valid for them.
But nope. Slannesh wants it all kek.
this is why I watch and enjoy the halo show lol.
I've read a bunch of the books, too. I'm a big fan of the universe. but hearing these midwits sperg out is amazing.
Dude
Everything infested with troonycommies > are the trannies in the room with you right now
yes, on the computer and everywhere on the computer at that
Is he actually asking that.
The custodes have always been male and female. They never let you use them or focused on the female. The men in iron exist as well but they haven't popped up in a big way
Fricking indians goddammit just gobble this shit up.
The very definition of custodes means there would be male and female.
>That's the original custodes. >The custodes have always been male and female. >Since the first of the Ten Thousand were created, there have always been female Custodians. >All Custodians begin their lives as the infant sons of the noble houses of Terra.
They aren't 40k fans. 40k fans know about the emperor's peace. These are just fricking morons trying to get clicks and even dumber shitheads showing up to the lore fir culture war bait. All that will happen is actual 40 k fans like me will get their rocks off making fun of pseudo intellects.
I'm just shitting on you for fun now. I literally already said the proof but you do fricking moronic you don't see it.im just mocking you for fun
Calm down a bit and you might be more coherent. The change in the lore is that there have always been female Custodes.
Custodians have always been specified to be made up of the sons of noble houses of terra.
To say that only counts as the original 10k conflicts with GW's statement today. >SINCE THE FIRST OF THE TEN THOUSAND were created, there have always been female Custodians.
You can disagree about whether this change is bad but to say that nothing changed is inaccurate.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yes. Cannot you not read fricking English. The original custodes in 30 FRICKING K WERE MEN. 40K TAKES PLACE IN FRICKING 40 K 40K STARTED FIRST AS STORIES
JESUS FRICKING CHRIST JUST FRICK FRICK YOU FRICKING moronS WITH YOUR SJW BULLSHIT YOU DONT EVEN FRICKING KNOW THE BASIC TIMELINE
FRICK IM LEAVING
THE CURRENT METHOD FOR REPLACEMENT FOR 10000 YEARS SINCE THE ORIGINAL 10000 HAS A NAME I ALREADY SAID WHICH FLEW OVER ALL YOUR moronic FRICKING HEADS WHICH INVOLVES THEM GOING OUTSIDE OF TERRA
FRICKING SJW FOR MEN homosexualS LEAVE
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Cannot you not read fricking English.
Oh this is ACTUALLY a reading comprehension issue. Godspeed.
1 month ago
Anonymous
YOU ARE FRICKING IDIOT. I GAVE YOU PROOF AND YOU FRICKING MISSED IT.
1 month ago
Anonymous
THEY DONT EVEN KNOW 30 K VERSUS 40 THEY TOTALLY MISSED THE NAME OF THE PROCESS
I LITERALLY TOLD THEM THE FRICKING SOURCE AND THEY JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT
FRICK FRICK FRICK
1 month ago
Anonymous
Warhammer 40k is not real, son.
1 month ago
Anonymous
stop posting for a week son
1 month ago
Anonymous
HAHA, Tzenchian dicksucker having a meltdown. Men, you freaks are reeeeealy in shambles ever since the CASS report came out.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>>To say that only counts as the original 10k conflicts with GW's statement today.
It does! And GW’s statement today is in direct conflict with their own actual lore! Glad I could clear that up for your teeny tiny brain.
..... alright. I gave the source and proof out already. I don't know what you are Actually doing. You seem to know nothing about the lore and you need to start at the basics. The very basics are the answer. Tip: it's An Empire and it's calm.
>The custodes have always been male and female.
man you troons have your talking points already down pat within 24 hours. Doesn't it bother you, shamelessly lying like this? Why are you defending this company? we both know you aren't an actual fan, you're a loser with a political axe to grind, nothing more.
Meh. The custodes are the handcrafted pinnacles of all mankind. ALL MANKIND. Not just men they aren't just thugs, they are thinkers, artist, scientists.
which is why they are all men, and why established lore has always referred to them as such.
Imagine trying to lie your way in conversation with the 40k crowd out of all the fanbases. Though to be fair they already tried that with the Tolkien fans so you know these sjws are fricking stupid.
Yes it does. That's what brotherhood means. Learn the elngish language. It's clearly all men and they put women in there like they've been putting browns and women into everything recently because they're fricking insane and destroying all of the modern world
and you people have 10 thousand excuses up your ass for all of this at all times. it's baffling to me, man. hope you all burn in fricking hell.
Meh. The custodes are the handcrafted pinnacles of all mankind. ALL MANKIND. Not just men they aren't just thugs, they are thinkers, artist, scientists.
In 40k the Custodes are the God Emperor's Royal Guard. They are super duper space marines basically. Up until recently they've been unplayable in the wargame since they spent all of their time sitting around naked with the Emperor's rotting carcass in his palace. Like space marines they've always been said to be men. GW is saying this is no longer the case which is raising hackles because many 40k fans consider female space marines to be the final straw and this is getting perilously close to that.
They aren't 40k fans. 40k fans know about the emperor's peace. These are just fricking morons trying to get clicks and even dumber shitheads showing up to the lore fir culture war bait. All that will happen is actual 40 k fans like me will get their rocks off making fun of pseudo intellects.
You the dumbass trying to degrade my hobby with your sjw bullshit. They've always been men and women. Get the frick out homosexual. I don't care if it's social justice for men or women.
The Custodes have always been men. You are too easy to spot, and you are not welcome in this hobby or on this website.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I literally gave you the proof. You didn't even notice. You understand any actual 40k fan will read what I wrote and realize you have no idea what you are talking about. I literally named the process and it went over your head
why are you here then? nobody cares, stop posting. Go make a call of duty thread moron.
Yes. Cannot you not read fricking English. The original custodes in 30 FRICKING K WERE MEN. 40K TAKES PLACE IN FRICKING 40 K 40K STARTED FIRST AS STORIES
JESUS FRICKING CHRIST JUST FRICK FRICK YOU FRICKING moronS WITH YOUR SJW BULLSHIT YOU DONT EVEN FRICKING KNOW THE BASIC TIMELINE
FRICK IM LEAVING
THE CURRENT METHOD FOR REPLACEMENT FOR 10000 YEARS SINCE THE ORIGINAL 10000 HAS A NAME I ALREADY SAID WHICH FLEW OVER ALL YOUR moronic FRICKING HEADS WHICH INVOLVES THEM GOING OUTSIDE OF TERRA
FRICKING SJW FOR MEN homosexualS LEAVE
YOU ARE FRICKING IDIOT. I GAVE YOU PROOF AND YOU FRICKING MISSED IT.
>40th millenium has female custodes now >every piece of technology that the imperium has possessed and operated since the 30th millenium has been degraded, and the knowledge to create/perpetuate/recreate them is always slowly being lost >this means that the custodes figured out how to improve on the EMPERORS personal genetic custodes template at some random, unspecified point in time, to make women custodes >and that they then started doing this. For no reason, as there's nothing that a hypothetical female custodes could possibly do better than a man, let alone AS good.
Your logic is moronic, no wonder you're already raging homosexual. Frick off.
IM AM ACTUAL 40K FAN I ENJOY CALLING FRICKING MORONS STUPID YOU homosexual YOU ARE JUST TROLLING FOR YOUS LIKE A DESPERATE b***h GETTING SHIT ON. I LOVE THIS FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
1 month ago
Anonymous
1 month ago
Anonymous
You really don't understand the lore or tone. This is all going over your head.
that wasnt a retcon per-se, it came close, but no, its progression in what was a VERY stagnant storyline at that point. Without introducing primaris and Guilliman at the helm, buckbreaking Cadia would spell total doom for the imperium as it was.
the equilibrium has been restored, until Slannesh took over the corporate GW office ~24hours ago.
IM AM ACTUAL 40K FAN I ENJOY CALLING FRICKING MORONS STUPID YOU homosexual YOU ARE JUST TROLLING FOR YOUS LIKE A DESPERATE b***h GETTING SHIT ON. I LOVE THIS FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
take your meds anon you are even more deranged than the astroturfing troons brigading these threads.
Nothing there says it's exclusively men.
theres also nothing that says Custodes dont explicitly have 5 foot long penises they wrap around the inside of their leg armor aswell. Does that mean every single custodes has 5 foot dicks? according to you, thats plausible! now don't get all excited now.
Fricking idiot.
>The custodes have always been male and female.
man you troons have your talking points already down pat within 24 hours. Doesn't it bother you, shamelessly lying like this? Why are you defending this company? we both know you aren't an actual fan, you're a loser with a political axe to grind, nothing more.
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which is why they are all men, and why established lore has always referred to them as such.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'd take "stagnant" over the marvel tier crap happening now >cadia dying could spell the end of the imperium
Maybe that isnt the worst thing splitting it into smaller factions and the crisis they would face instead of things getting boring and predictable. Cant wait until theh start inventing a bigger bigger bad that everyone nerd to unite and fight wooooah
1 month ago
Anonymous
>the equilibrium has been restored, until Slannesh took over the corporate GW office ~24hours ago.
1 month ago
sage
do you think the slaanesh retcon in fantasy was legit them just trying to do away with some of the more homophobic aspects of warhammer lore? nerdlets will cope and say 'b-but they brought slaanesh back!! it was all part of their master plan!!' yeah right, they brought him back because people complained so much that it was fricking stupid. they wrote in some bullshit lore as an ace in the hole to bring him back in case people didnt like it. how people fail to understand how this kinda shit works in todays world is beyond me.
ive also noticed that dark eldar are now no longer canonical gay rapists. I mean cmon, theyre literally from Commoragh. kinda hard to retcon that one aint it geedubs?
Female Custodes is about as gay as Primaris space marines. Its essentially over. The adulteration and flanderization of Warhammer 40k by legions of homosexual secondaries and media literate SJWs has commenced.
i never was, i thought that show would be the catalyst for the pozzing of GW and 40k, but nope, the soicucks, troons and marxist simp-athisers already inside Janet Wokeshop were happy to bend the knee and shit on the lore before Cavill had a chance to frick it up.
he's a spineless brit, when they want to insert XYZ agenda into it, he will try to politely argue the point, the well-rehearsed lesbian klke will shout him down with fallacious aggressive language, and they'll get their way.
I'm sure he'll pound and seethe, but he will have VERY likely signed a very binding contract that will both force him to continue to work on the pozzject AND stay silent if he thinks it'll wind up sucking.
Don't forget, Amazon put Sanderson on retainer for Wheel of Time. Not because they wanted his actual input and talents, they wanted him to stay silent while they raped Jordans corpse. He was on retainer and couldn't say a word, they bribed him silent.
Surprising since major companies have been dropping this type of thing from their policies over the past few years; as always the nerds are late to the show.
they wont have a fanbase to riot at that point. The troons and SJWs would have already moved on and they never spend a cent on anything not drugs or HRT meds, and the actual fans are literally in the process of divorcing themselves from this at this moment in time.
I'm sure a small squad of buyers remorse r*dditors will try to maintain the franchise. But 40k is overrrr. Hope Majorkill can pivot into something else.
Thanks to the new wargear rules, your genetically engineered eunuch super soldiers can take a desiccated c**t instead of a shriveled wiener at NO COST! Thanks GW, very cool.
No they didn’t. You’re making shit up. Kislev and Cathay are pushed back until after all the core races are released. They also explicitly stated that due to the unexpected success the scope has expanded past the initial outlook pre release. 90% of old world stuff is completely sold out everywhere.
Maybe this dichotomy is important to keep men from getting complacent. Only interested in something until women show up to ruin it and then they move on or make something better?
>Two latinos opened fire on an anti-racist backyard punk rock concert
They did NOTHING wrong punk rock is the most annoying shit music especially done amateur style.
This was such a weird video. The way the woman just stands there and watches the guy bleed out.
I get she couldnt really do anything but just no emotion.
Then his friends fundraising off his name for their own trauma and not for anything like a funeral.
Not that surprising. Women tend to not react well under pressure and they just kinda freeze up like that. It's why they're so easy to rape and why mass shootings in women spaces are so easy, like that one bank shooting where it was found that all 5-6 women were shot dead while laying on the ground in a line, like they deliberately did what the shooter said instead of just running for it.
>but just no emotion.
Of course not. From the leftist worldview what just happened was entirely justified.
Do you think they are just shitposting when they call all whites the oppressors?
Nah. Bigger than space marines. Made with completely different process but similarly said to be entirely male until recently. Their lore has been getting raped for years so this is nothing new and custodes players deserve it.
It isn't masculine to complain about the feminization of male interests.
1 month ago
Anonymous
shut up homosexual
1 month ago
Anonymous
seems like a very feminine trait to constantly want to undermine things people have come to enjoy, just saying :^)
1 month ago
Anonymous
Maybe this dichotomy is important to keep men from getting complacent. Only interested in something until women show up to ruin it and then they move on or make something better?
They haven't explained it. I don't believe they've even explained how there are new male custodes.
>1st edition 40K
Custodians are the Emperor's traditional bodyguard unit who stand around in the throne room and are pictured as men with bared chests. It was basically a joke about janitors.
Nothing changed until the Horus Heresy game was invented. >Horus Heresy 1st edition
The Custodians were hand-crafted from babies and even embryos personally by the Emperor. Not an industrial process on teen boys like marines. He literally made them all himself, and by the time of the Great Crusade there were 10,000 of them. Which took him a couple hundred years to make. This is why they are called The Ten Thousand.
When the designers were making them the fiction-writers suggested they include women, but the studio heads said NO, MEN ONLY. Probably because girl toys don't sell.
90% of them get killed in the Heresy War and then the Emperor can't make any more because he's on his toilet.
The Custodians were really popular and sold a lot of toys so GW wanted them in 40K too, so just said you could use them there now. >40K 9th edition
They can somehow make more Custodes and have been doing it for years and they're just like the Heresy ones now, ie use the same models. >40K 10th edtion
Turns out there were girl ones all along.
Nowadays girl models sell because the market has changed and GW are chasing diversity points to get away from their perception as chuddy as they try and expand into other markets like TV. There's an article every year like clockwork from SJWs complaining that Warhammer is right wing incel property and I would guess the company considers that a danger to the bottom line nowadays.
Girl toys didn't use to sell in boy's toys franchises. There's one Princess Leia, one girl smurf, there's 3 in He-Man and 4 in GI Joe. Arcee didn't have a toy for 30 years.
Hell, GW didn't even sell girl Imperial Guard until recently and they definitely existed.
If they were popular, then they would just make the sisters more prominent, but evidently people don't really care about the sisters so it's time to start coopting the shit people really like.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yes. Everybody knows that, we just aren't supposed to talk about the elephant in the room.
I'd respect them more if they just flat-out state that they're retconning the Custodes. Pulling the "uhh they always been there we just never mentioned them" is highly insulting to anyone who knows the lore, but I guess they're catering to people who don't give a frick about the lore so they don't know either way.
I for one am happy that 40k died, frick this crap its been shit for years now. Let it die so its spirit can live on on obscure short stories made by nobodies you can read for free online.
>so its spirit can live on on obscure short stories made by nobodies you can read for free online.
This is the silver lining for pretty much everything lately. Say what you will about AI, it will make these massive moronic IP holders completely pointless. And there really isn't much they can do to stop what is coming.
It'd be nice to have an actual shared canon to follow, but seeing that the IP owners don't give a frick about canon anyway, maybe decentralized is the way to go and just frick canon altogether.
Yeah that’s basically the conclusion I’ve come to. It’s unfortunate but this corporate copyright stuff is pretty new in the grand scheme. People didn’t have to worry about getting sued for making a new Robin Hood or Beowulf story. Good contributions just stuck around.
Why is this guy so mad? What reason would there be that a woman couldn't be genetically engineered through pseudo-magic to have the strength of a man in the 40K universe?
Part of 40k takes place in Chaos. Like actual Chaos. Time goes backwards in large portions of it. It's not your thing. Just move on.
This thread is full of people upset that a story that takes place in chaos is chaotic.
Alright short lore explanation
40k has nonlinear lore for starters. It's constantly change because of this thing called the Warp which doesn't respect and space. They can just retcon it.
Another element is our current earth is completely forgotten basically and 40k exists in 41285 Ad and this event takes place 30000 ad, so as much as we know 5000 years ago is the same as they know. It's near myth.
Alright so that's out of the way
After the emperor conquered terra or earth after the age of strife a 5000 years dark age, he took all the nobles boys he conquered and only the best survived and turned into the first 10000. These are the ten thousand.
After that he went out into space taking everything over, using a program called the Emperor's Peace took the best of all of mankinds children and kept making custodes. It's been pretty obvious some where female the authors shouldn't have to say yes, some of the most perfect genetic marvels are women because they make up half the species.
More or less useful idiots shills don't get this or they recently got into the lore. It's been around at least 20 years. They are probably making figures.
If new things randomly popping up upsets 40k isn't going to be your things. The setting takes place partially in actual Chaos. Like actual Chaos.
Alright short lore explanation
40k has nonlinear lore for starters. It's constantly change because of this thing called the Warp which doesn't respect and space. They can just retcon it.
Another element is our current earth is completely forgotten basically and 40k exists in 41285 Ad and this event takes place 30000 ad, so as much as we know 5000 years ago is the same as they know. It's near myth.
Alright so that's out of the way
After the emperor conquered terra or earth after the age of strife a 5000 years dark age, he took all the nobles boys he conquered and only the best survived and turned into the first 10000. These are the ten thousand.
After that he went out into space taking everything over, using a program called the Emperor's Peace took the best of all of mankinds children and kept making custodes. It's been pretty obvious some where female the authors shouldn't have to say yes, some of the most perfect genetic marvels are women because they make up half the species.
More or less useful idiots shills don't get this or they recently got into the lore. It's been around at least 20 years. They are probably making figures.
If new things randomly popping up upsets 40k isn't going to be your things. The setting takes place partially in actual Chaos. Like actual Chaos.
>40k has nonlinear lore for starters. It's constantly change because of this thing called the Warp which doesn't respect and space. They can just retcon it.
this is fricking moronic and not true. you're a fricking moron trying to come up with some shitty 'lore' reason to justify retcons. this entire post is just fanfiction
Anon a major playable faction is called the forces of chaos. Esl?
I mean this completely sincerely: if you think that anything you described is acceptable story writing or world building you have lower standards than most small children. Fricking SpongeBob is leagues better than the premise you just described. You should feel ashamed for liking it.
is this what mongoloids think esl means? being called out on them not knowing shit is esl now? jesus fricking christ, that's incredible considering you wrote shit like this
>After the emperor conquered terra or earth after the age of strife a 5000 years dark age
then try to tell anyone they're esl.
imagine being a homosexual that justifies shitty retcons like this by making up bullshit about how it's canon that the past just fricking changes.
this is exactly what's going on with every hobby now, morons coming in and trying to change it even though they don't know anything about it and will never even attempt to join the community but still desperately want to be be in change it because they have no power in their real lives.
Things routinely go back in time.
What's going on here. There seems to be 3 very angry people who have no idea how the lore works beyond a couple major kill videos.
My argument is mostly meta; yes time-travel exists in 40k, but it will never change anything.
Both within the Imperium and for the Necrons the time traveler ultimately didn't achieve anything.
The Orcs sorta did, but that's for comedy purposes.
If you're going to argue that the over-arching 40k lore is non-linear then we might aswell have the Indomitus Crusade arrive to lift Horus´s siege of Terra.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Time travel in 40k 'works' by either being a closer loop or just doesn't mean anything. The twat trying to pretend that retcons are due to time traveling shenanigans is a moron. The official and canon answer to every stupid retcon GW makes is 'unreliable narrator, plz understand'.
>sure we're parasites inserting ourselves into your hobby and making moronic changes to it retroactively but if you don't like this then I guess the ip was never for you
You're such a slime ball.
>40k has nonlinear lore for starters. It's constantly change because of this thing called the Warp which doesn't respect and space. They can just retcon it.
this is fricking moronic and not true. you're a fricking moron trying to come up with some shitty 'lore' reason to justify retcons. this entire post is just fanfiction
>40K lore is whatever i want it to be because CHAOS lmao >yes chuds female custodians exist because CHAOS >sisters of silence? never heard of them >btw female astartes are totes a thing now starting today because it only makes sense the other half of the population can also get transplanted with the gene seed because some of the most perfect genetic marvels are women because they make up half the species, and also because chaos says so
Holy shit have a nice day
I remember when "muh chaos" was just a cute way for GW to deflect minor inconsistencies that they didn't intend due to autismos being able to keep more track of the lore than GW themselves. Now they're using it unironically for blatantly lore-breaking shit that makes no sense to introduce.
if this shit catches on my fear is we will end up with a AoS situation where GW will be forced to reset everything
and then they will be able to double down on this troony shit because "new universe lmao get used to it chud"
>GW will be forced to reset everything
I think they've been planning a reset of 40K for ages. There's stuff like Eldrad Ulthran having visions about the 40K setting with "great heroes returning" during some far off apocalypse for humanity and its probably referring to the current return of the primarchs. That's set up all the way back in the Fulgrim HH novel released in like 2007.
>trying to appease a group of people that don't buy your products and never will buy your products all because they're loud and mentally ill
the absolute state of this company
I laugh that they want female Custodes when they've had the Sisters of Silence since forever. It's just like the Space Marines again, you don't need female ones, you have Sisters of Battle.
They found out separate, but equal ain't working. They need to co-opt space marines and custodes because they are simply just more popular than the female counterparts.
That's not how that's ever worked. They'll just draft everything and see what makes it through the training.
is this what mongoloids think esl means? being called out on them not knowing shit is esl now? jesus fricking christ, that's incredible considering you wrote shit like this
>After the emperor conquered terra or earth after the age of strife a 5000 years dark age
then try to tell anyone they're esl.
imagine being a homosexual that justifies shitty retcons like this by making up bullshit about how it's canon that the past just fricking changes.
this is exactly what's going on with every hobby now, morons coming in and trying to change it even though they don't know anything about it and will never even attempt to join the community but still desperately want to be be in change it because they have no power in their real lives.
Anon you don't know the plot so it seems like grammar issues. Where are you at?
Yes, the Imperium literally doesn't have quadrillions of men to throw into the meat grinder. I kinda wish they would just say it's a retcon rather than try to fit it into the existing lore.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's actually 20 year old lore saying they'd have to do it to deal with the tyrannid invasion.
That's not some recent thing. You retconning 40k history.
>After the emperor conquered terra or earth after the age of strife a 5000 years dark age
this is quite literally a grammar issue, if you weren't esl you could tell
Let's try to correct it so it's not dogshit ESLspeak.
>After the Emperor conquered Terra (otherwise known as Earth), after the Age of Strife, which was a 5000 year long dark age.
Even that's not good, but it's better than the dogshit you threw out.
Regardless, my point stands that you do not know the setting at all you tourist homosexual. There's no bullshit you're spouting about how the past is constantly changing because of Chaos. That's your own fanfiction to justify retcons. If you even knew the lore you claim to, you would've just gone with the standard GW response, which is that everything written is from an unreliable narrator.
Consider deleting yourself, homosexual.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Honestly I think most people in this thread will repeat this same crap with female space Marines even though
He's looking it up. For new friends to the lore.
One of the most well known bits is humanity encountered the tyrannids did some calculations and realized they'd have to mobilize everyone times 3 just to hold them off.
Wow!
He's looking it up. For new friends to the lore.
One of the most well known bits is humanity encountered the tyrannids did some calculations and realized they'd have to mobilize everyone times 3 just to hold them off.
Wow!
>but muh sisters of battle
lol you gays still don't get how feminism works huh?
it has to come at the expense of men
Progressivism is about Revenge not Justice
I’m not super versed in 40K lore but aren’t the Custodes NOT space marines? Like I know they’re supposed to be the god tier warrior protectors of Terra but I thought they were expressly different from space marines
Space Marines are like bio-borgs. They're humans that get a bunch of extra organs shoved into them as children, mutating their bodies as they grow.
Custodes are male (BROTHERhood) sons of the Terran noble houses, into which the Emperor poured all his knowledge of gene-craft. They are individualized, each and every one, and "perfect" (to the point where they far exceed even some of the greatest Space Marines). The change takes place as infants, working right down to the cellular and molecular level to completely change them from the ground up (it also does things like remove the psyker gene - no Custodian can be a psyker, and they can't even be made to fall to Chaos either), and after that happens, assuming it succeeds, they are trained from scratch their entire lives, including psychoconditioning and more. They are not, however, soldiers. Warriors in that they know the ways of war, but they are more like warrior-poets, they were intended to be companions. So they also know all sorts of history, technology, philosophy, and so on.
>They are not, however, soldiers. Warriors in that they know the ways of war, but they are more like warrior-poets, they were intended to be companions. So they also know all sorts of history, technology, philosophy, and so on.
This is beyond cringe.
Someone explain what female demographic wants to be like this in any way? Ugly hulk woman with a flat chest and square glutes (because estrogen would work against strength and peak fitness).
We're not pretending. They're pretending it's not by trying to gaslight and say that the women custodes were always there since the beginning. If they just said they're retconning it, then fine. We'd be mad, but not insulted.
it's not unique, all of corporate america did it at the same time. what makes it so universally appealing to giant companies like amazon is that they get to save a shitload of money hiring endless swarms of random bodies off the street, paying them jack shit, working them 16 hours a day and then pretending the resulting product is a gift to humanity
What makes they think that their disregard for lore is "forever"? If they keep changing established lore, whats stopping someone changing it back in the future?
I dunno how anyone can take an honest look at nerd culture and claim that gatekeeping is a bad thing. We need a new word for people who invade hobbies with the intentional goal of ruining them for the original fans.
It was already all over when one of the Black Library authors decided to put his super special Emperor's "wife" OC in and nobody stopped him. The Horus Heresy novel line was a mistake from day 1.
>The Horus Heresy novel line was a mistake from day 1.
You are absolutely correct, the mystery of the unknown shit in the HH was much better, the less I knew about the Emperor, Primarchs and the war, the better. >Emperor and Horus fought by playing some shitty card game in their mind
No it's impossible to get excited for anything in clown world. I'll hold a tiny hope that something breaks free from the matrix but I'm not going to give a shit until it's proven not to be propaganda.
Working for GW must be a nightmare. It’s been clear for a long time that they don’t have good communication between departments. This whole codex is a disaster. It’s poorly written. The rules are shit. And they are boring as frick. I think custodes are being handled by a couple secondary millennials with zero imagination. They play more monopoly than war games. I think they might have made this retcon by mistake. Dumbasses.
Is there gonna be wokeshit? Of course, it is not possible right now to make a series free of woke shit.
From what I know about Henry Cavill (based guy) and the way the show is being done I'd guess no one else like woke shit either and there will be the absolute minimum there has to be
he'll probably sell out like most "based" actors
they know it's wrong but think they can't stop the tide so they just make as much money as they can while they can before I retire
With the inclusion of women what makes 40k better than Judge Dredd? If I can't larp as a future Catholic homosexual there's no point in 40k anymore. I'd rather watch women cops bust criminal balls and get raped in the streets of Mega City One women cops are hot
The first time I saw cavill in anything I didn't think much of him; just a pretty face
But over the years he got better and I thought he was okay
I've recently decided he's an annoying c**t
>instead of Vasquez 2.0 or Judge Anderson 2.0 I have to suffer FtM troons in power armor
*sigh* Sometimes I feel I am the real feminist and they're the fake feminists with their moronations.
Reading the Siege of Terra series, it wasn't until the 10th book that I realised there's alot of female characters in positions of power (generals, ship captains etc). You don't even notice because their just based characters, no girl boss shit.
The only instance of it is this smirking c**t playing soldier on one of the front covers
Cinemaphile is full of redditors so they will love it if they jangle enough references in front of them to polish their turd of a plot. Fallout was the most recent litmus test of that.
i doubt it will be as good as youtube fan made 3d project was. plus they will have all kinds of pressure to make the stormtroopers have rainbow armor. but i'll probably watch it when they shovel it out.
Excited to see how moronic and angry it makes /misc/turds, yes.
the show being good will just be a bonus.
>i only will watch it because it makes the chuds seethe
chuds living free as always
free entertainment is always appreciated
see? its the same thinking when they made fun of tranni, its not so hard to undestand
you hate trannies and jerk off to them
your life must be hell
Kek I always pirate movies and series. Don’t know why anyone would something that is literally free.
This shit isn’t worth pirating. I’d rather watch a mid anime over this garbage.
I’m depressed at the moment because i stopped using cocaine, so watching goyslop is the only thing i’m capable of. I don’t even have the energy to play video games.
Go torrent old/good shit. There’s plenty of it out there
watching pozzed shit still brainwashes you moron
no one is immune to propaganda
little by little it wears down your standards till you finally give in and find Zendaya attractive
That is exactly what is happening here.
Look at all the people who watched and suffered through all of rings of power. That shit was so bad they find less horrible but still garbage agenda trash as “good” or “decent” because their senses were so horrible skewed by the worst one
Meanwhile everyone that didn’t gateway h and skipped this shit are looking at this and going “why the frick you guys passing this?”
Can't wait for Black God-emperor, female space marines, and troony primarch Robutt Girlyman
Oh wait that's already in W40K, carry on
We always will bro
this is why I watch and enjoy the halo show lol.
I've read a bunch of the books, too. I'm a big fan of the universe. but hearing these midwits sperg out is amazing.
>heh, I spent hours watching this awful tv show
lol total pwnage!!!
>t. roon
case in point
Are you "people" legitimately mentally moronic?
Yes, yes they are. They believe that anyone that disagrees with them on this ENTIRE website has been influenced by or actually IS /misc/. I’ve been here forever and I’ve spent a grand total of maybe 10 minutes on /misc/ and it’s mostly just like any other board, they just hang around shooting the shit and making racist jokes and memes.
That's the standard playbook.
Accuse "x" of being extremist and radical and not "the norm" so eventually anyone using any terms they deem offensive can be accused of being "just like x".
It's so fricking tiresome.
Yeah, it's unironically subversive use of influencing force, no matter of "trolling" or not.
Would be a bannable offence if mods weren't moronic.
It's sort of backfired on them at this point because a lot of people who would've never crossed paths with extremist views have ended up being pushed towards them.
>the show being good
Take a look at all the recent adaptations that have come out from Amazon and other steamer platforms recently, do you really think this one will be any different.
They don’t care, they’re mentally ill narcissists.
>the show being good will just be a bonus
Well at least you're an optimist I guess
>Excited to see how moronic and angry it makes /misc/turds, yes.
Anon, you shouldn't enjoy media based simply on the fact that it makes the other side mad. Honestly, it's ironically pretty /misc/tier behavior.
frick you israelite troon!
Shut the frick up, Ivan
Why are we enemies with Russia anyway?
they used to be commies and nukes or something
>liking things ironically because it makes someone else mad
whoever came up with this should get the first nobel in marketing
Every first post on every board is contrarian, leftist, single posting bullshit. How many trannies sit around waiting to post to literally everything? What a waste of humanity.
why did you attach a photo of yourself
Nice try, homosexual. Try a little harder next time.
You will never be a woman.
Npc’s will literally eat human waste if they thought it owned the chuds
imagine making politics your entire personality
first time on Cinemaphile?
I dont recall female custodes, only sisters of silence.
>space marines, men
>adepta sororitas, women
>custodes, men
>sisters of silence, women
Why do people not understand this and/or have a problem with this? There is plenty of female representation in 40k. Having their own clubs makes the different factions more unique and interesting.
this, everyone had a place in 40k, the soicucks had Tau, the weebs had Tau/Eldar, the troons even had a faction, 2 of them! Slannesh IS the LGBT agenda, they had a huge range of factions and units within that umbrella. Dark Eldar are also valid for them.
But nope. Slannesh wants it all kek.
>lying this shamelessly
touch grass troony
>Dark Eldar
>LGBT
You must be a extreme lorelet to think that.
>midwit exposes his inability to into nuance
sorry your halo show is making you literally shake, moron
It isn't about equal representation. It has never been about that.
what if women want to be in terminator armor?
Women only play nids
Sisters of Battle have their own power armor and suits.
Dude
Everything infested with troonycommies
> are the trannies in the room with you right now
yes, on the computer and everywhere on the computer at that
Is he actually asking that.
The custodes have always been male and female. They never let you use them or focused on the female. The men in iron exist as well but they haven't popped up in a big way
Fricking indians goddammit just gobble this shit up.
The very definition of custodes means there would be male and female.
Custodians have always been specified to be made up of the sons of noble houses of terra.
That's the original custodes.
No. You don't tell me what to do. Are you fricking stupid.
>That's the original custodes.
>The custodes have always been male and female.
>Since the first of the Ten Thousand were created, there have always been female Custodians.
>All Custodians begin their lives as the infant sons of the noble houses of Terra.
Exactly my point. See
I'm just shitting on you for fun now. I literally already said the proof but you do fricking moronic you don't see it.im just mocking you for fun
Calm down a bit and you might be more coherent. The change in the lore is that there have always been female Custodes.
To say that only counts as the original 10k conflicts with GW's statement today.
>SINCE THE FIRST OF THE TEN THOUSAND were created, there have always been female Custodians.
You can disagree about whether this change is bad but to say that nothing changed is inaccurate.
Yes. Cannot you not read fricking English. The original custodes in 30 FRICKING K WERE MEN. 40K TAKES PLACE IN FRICKING 40 K 40K STARTED FIRST AS STORIES
JESUS FRICKING CHRIST JUST FRICK FRICK YOU FRICKING moronS WITH YOUR SJW BULLSHIT YOU DONT EVEN FRICKING KNOW THE BASIC TIMELINE
FRICK IM LEAVING
THE CURRENT METHOD FOR REPLACEMENT FOR 10000 YEARS SINCE THE ORIGINAL 10000 HAS A NAME I ALREADY SAID WHICH FLEW OVER ALL YOUR moronic FRICKING HEADS WHICH INVOLVES THEM GOING OUTSIDE OF TERRA
FRICKING SJW FOR MEN homosexualS LEAVE
>Cannot you not read fricking English.
Oh this is ACTUALLY a reading comprehension issue. Godspeed.
YOU ARE FRICKING IDIOT. I GAVE YOU PROOF AND YOU FRICKING MISSED IT.
Warhammer 40k is not real, son.
stop posting for a week son
HAHA, Tzenchian dicksucker having a meltdown. Men, you freaks are reeeeealy in shambles ever since the CASS report came out.
>>To say that only counts as the original 10k conflicts with GW's statement today.
It does! And GW’s statement today is in direct conflict with their own actual lore! Glad I could clear that up for your teeny tiny brain.
So, they weren't "always male and female", as the originals were exclusively male?
..... alright. I gave the source and proof out already. I don't know what you are Actually doing. You seem to know nothing about the lore and you need to start at the basics. The very basics are the answer. Tip: it's An Empire and it's calm.
>The custodes have always been male and female.
Prove it.
>The custodes have always been male and female.
man you troons have your talking points already down pat within 24 hours. Doesn't it bother you, shamelessly lying like this? Why are you defending this company? we both know you aren't an actual fan, you're a loser with a political axe to grind, nothing more.
which is why they are all men, and why established lore has always referred to them as such.
Imagine trying to lie your way in conversation with the 40k crowd out of all the fanbases. Though to be fair they already tried that with the Tolkien fans so you know these sjws are fricking stupid.
Nothing there says it's exclusively men.
It's part of the emperor's peace. They have no idea what's going on
Yes it does. That's what brotherhood means. Learn the elngish language. It's clearly all men and they put women in there like they've been putting browns and women into everything recently because they're fricking insane and destroying all of the modern world
and you people have 10 thousand excuses up your ass for all of this at all times. it's baffling to me, man. hope you all burn in fricking hell.
Men of Iron are playable tho. They aren't as amazing as the lore makes the to be. No wonder they got defeated.
Meh. The custodes are the handcrafted pinnacles of all mankind. ALL MANKIND. Not just men they aren't just thugs, they are thinkers, artist, scientists.
Exactly. It's a strange change to make over a tweet.
they are all men
all the best thinkers, artists, and scientists are men
Every board? Seriously?
I don't know what any of that shit means
In 40k the Custodes are the God Emperor's Royal Guard. They are super duper space marines basically. Up until recently they've been unplayable in the wargame since they spent all of their time sitting around naked with the Emperor's rotting carcass in his palace. Like space marines they've always been said to be men. GW is saying this is no longer the case which is raising hackles because many 40k fans consider female space marines to be the final straw and this is getting perilously close to that.
They aren't 40k fans. 40k fans know about the emperor's peace. These are just fricking morons trying to get clicks and even dumber shitheads showing up to the lore fir culture war bait. All that will happen is actual 40 k fans like me will get their rocks off making fun of pseudo intellects.
Until your hobby is degraded into oblivion.
t. old nerd that watched my hobbies become ashes
You the dumbass trying to degrade my hobby with your sjw bullshit. They've always been men and women. Get the frick out homosexual. I don't care if it's social justice for men or women.
One way or another, all good things come to an end. I wish I hadn't such a hard time letting things go.
The Custodes have always been men. You are too easy to spot, and you are not welcome in this hobby or on this website.
I literally gave you the proof. You didn't even notice. You understand any actual 40k fan will read what I wrote and realize you have no idea what you are talking about. I literally named the process and it went over your head
I should have specified that I don't know what it means and I don't care. Frick, I hate nerds
The nerds will be pleased to know that. 40k needs to be seen more widely as disgusting nerd shit if it is going to survive.
why are you here then? nobody cares, stop posting. Go make a call of duty thread moron.
>40th millenium has female custodes now
>every piece of technology that the imperium has possessed and operated since the 30th millenium has been degraded, and the knowledge to create/perpetuate/recreate them is always slowly being lost
>this means that the custodes figured out how to improve on the EMPERORS personal genetic custodes template at some random, unspecified point in time, to make women custodes
>and that they then started doing this. For no reason, as there's nothing that a hypothetical female custodes could possibly do better than a man, let alone AS good.
Your logic is moronic, no wonder you're already raging homosexual. Frick off.
I FRICKING SAID THE SOURCE AND PROOF ALREADY WHAT THE FRICK MORE DO YOU WANT SJW FOR MEN gay?
IM AM ACTUAL 40K FAN I ENJOY CALLING FRICKING MORONS STUPID YOU homosexual YOU ARE JUST TROLLING FOR YOUS LIKE A DESPERATE b***h GETTING SHIT ON. I LOVE THIS FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
You really don't understand the lore or tone. This is all going over your head.
>figured out how to improve on the EMPERORS personal genetic custodes template at some random, unspecified point in time
that wasnt a retcon per-se, it came close, but no, its progression in what was a VERY stagnant storyline at that point. Without introducing primaris and Guilliman at the helm, buckbreaking Cadia would spell total doom for the imperium as it was.
the equilibrium has been restored, until Slannesh took over the corporate GW office ~24hours ago.
take your meds anon you are even more deranged than the astroturfing troons brigading these threads.
theres also nothing that says Custodes dont explicitly have 5 foot long penises they wrap around the inside of their leg armor aswell. Does that mean every single custodes has 5 foot dicks? according to you, thats plausible! now don't get all excited now.
Fricking idiot.
I'd take "stagnant" over the marvel tier crap happening now
>cadia dying could spell the end of the imperium
Maybe that isnt the worst thing splitting it into smaller factions and the crisis they would face instead of things getting boring and predictable. Cant wait until theh start inventing a bigger bigger bad that everyone nerd to unite and fight wooooah
>the equilibrium has been restored, until Slannesh took over the corporate GW office ~24hours ago.
do you think the slaanesh retcon in fantasy was legit them just trying to do away with some of the more homophobic aspects of warhammer lore? nerdlets will cope and say 'b-but they brought slaanesh back!! it was all part of their master plan!!' yeah right, they brought him back because people complained so much that it was fricking stupid. they wrote in some bullshit lore as an ace in the hole to bring him back in case people didnt like it. how people fail to understand how this kinda shit works in todays world is beyond me.
ive also noticed that dark eldar are now no longer canonical gay rapists. I mean cmon, theyre literally from Commoragh. kinda hard to retcon that one aint it geedubs?
Female Custodes is about as gay as Primaris space marines. Its essentially over. The adulteration and flanderization of Warhammer 40k by legions of homosexual secondaries and media literate SJWs has commenced.
>If Henry Cavil directs, he won't let in any wokeshit
>My Fürher... Cavill...
>Cavill has gone full pozzed
>IF YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS IT'S HARD TO COOK ORANGUTAN
you ruined it you fricking twat hole
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I know that moron.
you skipped too far ahead.
The fallout show is ok. Gives me hope.
40k is too edgy for leftists values tjough
>The fallout show is ok. Gives me hope.
You're part of the problem if you think that slop is acceptable
Yeah, he's on the wrong side of history, it's called being a decent person y'all!
Only if it has trannies, women are passè
Yeah but that wasn't made by amazon
>Owlcatslop is le soul because it isn't le woke
You people are peak fricking brainrot
>owlkino is kino
>poetard proceeds to cope
>pls dislike the things you like, be miserable like me 🙁
nah
we have reached the point of insanity if a space wolf turns out to be the only sane
i never was, i thought that show would be the catalyst for the pozzing of GW and 40k, but nope, the soicucks, troons and marxist simp-athisers already inside Janet Wokeshop were happy to bend the knee and shit on the lore before Cavill had a chance to frick it up.
It's over. 40k had a good run.
He basically directed the Witcher and helped direct that Nazi killing movie so he's not a bad director.
he's a spineless brit, when they want to insert XYZ agenda into it, he will try to politely argue the point, the well-rehearsed lesbian klke will shout him down with fallacious aggressive language, and they'll get their way.
I'm sure he'll pound and seethe, but he will have VERY likely signed a very binding contract that will both force him to continue to work on the pozzject AND stay silent if he thinks it'll wind up sucking.
Don't forget, Amazon put Sanderson on retainer for Wheel of Time. Not because they wanted his actual input and talents, they wanted him to stay silent while they raped Jordans corpse. He was on retainer and couldn't say a word, they bribed him silent.
THEY DONT EVEN KNOW 30 K VERSUS 40 THEY TOTALLY MISSED THE NAME OF THE PROCESS
I LITERALLY TOLD THEM THE FRICKING SOURCE AND THEY JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT
FRICK FRICK FRICK
Surprising since major companies have been dropping this type of thing from their policies over the past few years; as always the nerds are late to the show.
40k is going the way of Star Wars.
EVERYBODY BETRAY ME I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD
So this 100% confirms female marines are coming
>b-b-but!
Doesn't matter. They're doing it lol
Can't wait until they make female space marines and the entire fandom riots. It will be hilarious. It will 100% happen that they will make them.
they wont have a fanbase to riot at that point. The troons and SJWs would have already moved on and they never spend a cent on anything not drugs or HRT meds, and the actual fans are literally in the process of divorcing themselves from this at this moment in time.
I'm sure a small squad of buyers remorse r*dditors will try to maintain the franchise. But 40k is overrrr. Hope Majorkill can pivot into something else.
Thanks to the new wargear rules, your genetically engineered eunuch super soldiers can take a desiccated c**t instead of a shriveled wiener at NO COST! Thanks GW, very cool.
Custodes can frick.
Yeah I'd really rather not think about it though if you wouldn't mind.
>40k is becoming pozzed
Female Space Marines within the next few years
Old World Boomers we up
GW already canceled two armies for it. Looks grim.
Games workshop cancelled two AoS armies for it to make room to print more old world
No the cancelled two TOW armies.
No they didn’t. You’re making shit up. Kislev and Cathay are pushed back until after all the core races are released. They also explicitly stated that due to the unexpected success the scope has expanded past the initial outlook pre release. 90% of old world stuff is completely sold out everywhere.
Wait, people actually played Age of Sigmar?
It is extremely dead, Battletech of all things passed it in sales over a year ago now.
Didn't they make it so that some Muslim b***h created the primarchs and space marines
ABlackMale is a weird name for a white supremacist.
You love to see it
sounds exhausting
>asian
Damn, those Koreans and Japs are a menace.
Asian means Indian in Bongistani
No, it means Arab.
>Two latinos opened fire on an anti-racist backyard punk rock concert
They did NOTHING wrong punk rock is the most annoying shit music especially done amateur style.
>senseless murders
Don't forget to add suicides to that, they are being systematically murdered by 1% of the population after all.
This was such a weird video. The way the woman just stands there and watches the guy bleed out.
I get she couldnt really do anything but just no emotion.
Then his friends fundraising off his name for their own trauma and not for anything like a funeral.
Not that surprising. Women tend to not react well under pressure and they just kinda freeze up like that. It's why they're so easy to rape and why mass shootings in women spaces are so easy, like that one bank shooting where it was found that all 5-6 women were shot dead while laying on the ground in a line, like they deliberately did what the shooter said instead of just running for it.
>but just no emotion.
Of course not. From the leftist worldview what just happened was entirely justified.
Do you think they are just shitposting when they call all whites the oppressors?
these are not good people anon
What is a custodian? Space marine stock?
Nah. Bigger than space marines. Made with completely different process but similarly said to be entirely male until recently. Their lore has been getting raped for years so this is nothing new and custodes players deserve it.
A super space marine. Slow to make only got to 10k over 9k years.
Female space marines are inevitable. 40k is lost. Only Old World remains.
I thought the sisters of battle were the female space marines
Nah they’re not genetically altered.
I see, but they're still a female centric thing in that universe right?
One of several, yes.
so girls have their thing why can't the boys have theirs
It isn't masculine to complain about the feminization of male interests.
shut up homosexual
seems like a very feminine trait to constantly want to undermine things people have come to enjoy, just saying :^)
Maybe this dichotomy is important to keep men from getting complacent. Only interested in something until women show up to ruin it and then they move on or make something better?
Blackrock is the second largest single holder of GW shares
why do they have such a big interest in plastic toys for men?
They revere their jealous God
Custodes arent Space Marines, literally no one cares about Custodes. They shouldnt even in the Amazon show
Are they actually female custodes or someone is confusing sisters of silence for female custodes?
full retcon, new codex
How, I thought the emperor made all the custodes himself? Were they hiding for 10k years
They can make new ones now. And custodes are deployed throughout the galaxy now. And boy are they way less impressive than I thought they'd be.
They haven't explained it. I don't believe they've even explained how there are new male custodes.
>1st edition 40K
Custodians are the Emperor's traditional bodyguard unit who stand around in the throne room and are pictured as men with bared chests. It was basically a joke about janitors.
Nothing changed until the Horus Heresy game was invented.
>Horus Heresy 1st edition
The Custodians were hand-crafted from babies and even embryos personally by the Emperor. Not an industrial process on teen boys like marines. He literally made them all himself, and by the time of the Great Crusade there were 10,000 of them. Which took him a couple hundred years to make. This is why they are called The Ten Thousand.
When the designers were making them the fiction-writers suggested they include women, but the studio heads said NO, MEN ONLY. Probably because girl toys don't sell.
90% of them get killed in the Heresy War and then the Emperor can't make any more because he's on his toilet.
The Custodians were really popular and sold a lot of toys so GW wanted them in 40K too, so just said you could use them there now.
>40K 9th edition
They can somehow make more Custodes and have been doing it for years and they're just like the Heresy ones now, ie use the same models.
>40K 10th edtion
Turns out there were girl ones all along.
Nowadays girl models sell because the market has changed and GW are chasing diversity points to get away from their perception as chuddy as they try and expand into other markets like TV. There's an article every year like clockwork from SJWs complaining that Warhammer is right wing incel property and I would guess the company considers that a danger to the bottom line nowadays.
Girl toys didn't use to sell in boy's toys franchises. There's one Princess Leia, one girl smurf, there's 3 in He-Man and 4 in GI Joe. Arcee didn't have a toy for 30 years.
Hell, GW didn't even sell girl Imperial Guard until recently and they definitely existed.
>Nowadays girl models sell because the market has changed
They don't. Not in the numbers GW wishes.
If they were popular, then they would just make the sisters more prominent, but evidently people don't really care about the sisters so it's time to start coopting the shit people really like.
Yes. Everybody knows that, we just aren't supposed to talk about the elephant in the room.
>Girl toys didn't use to sell in boy's toys franchises.
...they still don't, not even close. Shill detected.
9 foot tall super women, imagine the breast size.
No, even if it wasn't pozzed 40k novels aren't good. Eisenhorn sucks and that's all they can concievably do.
I'd respect them more if they just flat-out state that they're retconning the Custodes. Pulling the "uhh they always been there we just never mentioned them" is highly insulting to anyone who knows the lore, but I guess they're catering to people who don't give a frick about the lore so they don't know either way.
I for one am happy that 40k died, frick this crap its been shit for years now. Let it die so its spirit can live on on obscure short stories made by nobodies you can read for free online.
>so its spirit can live on on obscure short stories made by nobodies you can read for free online.
This is the silver lining for pretty much everything lately. Say what you will about AI, it will make these massive moronic IP holders completely pointless. And there really isn't much they can do to stop what is coming.
It'd be nice to have an actual shared canon to follow, but seeing that the IP owners don't give a frick about canon anyway, maybe decentralized is the way to go and just frick canon altogether.
Yeah that’s basically the conclusion I’ve come to. It’s unfortunate but this corporate copyright stuff is pretty new in the grand scheme. People didn’t have to worry about getting sued for making a new Robin Hood or Beowulf story. Good contributions just stuck around.
no 40k has been shit for years for every Glam rock Noise Marine they release, they give us 2 primaris marine lieutenants
Why is this guy so mad? What reason would there be that a woman couldn't be genetically engineered through pseudo-magic to have the strength of a man in the 40K universe?
It’s called a retcon. They are usually controversial. This one happens to have a political element because current year is moronic
Part of 40k takes place in Chaos. Like actual Chaos. Time goes backwards in large portions of it. It's not your thing. Just move on.
>female custodes are time traveling daemons
Do they have cum gutters?
> theyre here
How long until Henry quits the show because the Hollywood writers don't care and want female Space Marines?
Alright short lore explanation
40k has nonlinear lore for starters. It's constantly change because of this thing called the Warp which doesn't respect and space. They can just retcon it.
Another element is our current earth is completely forgotten basically and 40k exists in 41285 Ad and this event takes place 30000 ad, so as much as we know 5000 years ago is the same as they know. It's near myth.
Alright so that's out of the way
After the emperor conquered terra or earth after the age of strife a 5000 years dark age, he took all the nobles boys he conquered and only the best survived and turned into the first 10000. These are the ten thousand.
After that he went out into space taking everything over, using a program called the Emperor's Peace took the best of all of mankinds children and kept making custodes. It's been pretty obvious some where female the authors shouldn't have to say yes, some of the most perfect genetic marvels are women because they make up half the species.
More or less useful idiots shills don't get this or they recently got into the lore. It's been around at least 20 years. They are probably making figures.
If new things randomly popping up upsets 40k isn't going to be your things. The setting takes place partially in actual Chaos. Like actual Chaos.
Actually, 40k more is whatever I personally think is most cool
What an absolutely fricking garbage franchise if true.
Not for you then.
Anon a major playable faction is called the forces of chaos. Esl?
I mean this completely sincerely: if you think that anything you described is acceptable story writing or world building you have lower standards than most small children. Fricking SpongeBob is leagues better than the premise you just described. You should feel ashamed for liking it.
is this what mongoloids think esl means? being called out on them not knowing shit is esl now? jesus fricking christ, that's incredible considering you wrote shit like this
>After the emperor conquered terra or earth after the age of strife a 5000 years dark age
then try to tell anyone they're esl.
imagine being a homosexual that justifies shitty retcons like this by making up bullshit about how it's canon that the past just fricking changes.
this is exactly what's going on with every hobby now, morons coming in and trying to change it even though they don't know anything about it and will never even attempt to join the community but still desperately want to be be in change it because they have no power in their real lives.
The association fallacy is one hell of a drug.
Things routinely go back in time.
What's going on here. There seems to be 3 very angry people who have no idea how the lore works beyond a couple major kill videos.
My argument is mostly meta; yes time-travel exists in 40k, but it will never change anything.
Both within the Imperium and for the Necrons the time traveler ultimately didn't achieve anything.
The Orcs sorta did, but that's for comedy purposes.
If you're going to argue that the over-arching 40k lore is non-linear then we might aswell have the Indomitus Crusade arrive to lift Horus´s siege of Terra.
Time travel in 40k 'works' by either being a closer loop or just doesn't mean anything. The twat trying to pretend that retcons are due to time traveling shenanigans is a moron. The official and canon answer to every stupid retcon GW makes is 'unreliable narrator, plz understand'.
>sure we're parasites inserting ourselves into your hobby and making moronic changes to it retroactively but if you don't like this then I guess the ip was never for you
You're such a slime ball.
It's always so funny when homosexual nerds think they own hobbies.
>40k has nonlinear lore for starters. It's constantly change because of this thing called the Warp which doesn't respect and space. They can just retcon it.
this is fricking moronic and not true. you're a fricking moron trying to come up with some shitty 'lore' reason to justify retcons. this entire post is just fanfiction
There's a 90% chance you're responding to a bot or 'jeet. Either way its writing's not coherent in any way.
Nice headcanon.
>40K lore is whatever i want it to be because CHAOS lmao
>yes chuds female custodians exist because CHAOS
>sisters of silence? never heard of them
>btw female astartes are totes a thing now starting today because it only makes sense the other half of the population can also get transplanted with the gene seed because some of the most perfect genetic marvels are women because they make up half the species, and also because chaos says so
Holy shit have a nice day
I remember when "muh chaos" was just a cute way for GW to deflect minor inconsistencies that they didn't intend due to autismos being able to keep more track of the lore than GW themselves. Now they're using it unironically for blatantly lore-breaking shit that makes no sense to introduce.
if this shit catches on my fear is we will end up with a AoS situation where GW will be forced to reset everything
and then they will be able to double down on this troony shit because "new universe lmao get used to it chud"
I really think major IP holders days are numbered and they know it.
So age of shitmar 2 ?
>GW will be forced to reset everything
I think they've been planning a reset of 40K for ages. There's stuff like Eldrad Ulthran having visions about the 40K setting with "great heroes returning" during some far off apocalypse for humanity and its probably referring to the current return of the primarchs. That's set up all the way back in the Fulgrim HH novel released in like 2007.
>CHAOS happened, so now we're retconning stuff and printing new rulebooks and making new toy models, so get ready to PAY UP, piggies
This thread is full of people upset that a story that takes place in chaos is chaotic.
Should have been a sitcom
Oh cool
Like Halo
>trying to appease a group of people that don't buy your products and never will buy your products all because they're loud and mentally ill
the absolute state of this company
I laugh that they want female Custodes when they've had the Sisters of Silence since forever. It's just like the Space Marines again, you don't need female ones, you have Sisters of Battle.
They found out separate, but equal ain't working. They need to co-opt space marines and custodes because they are simply just more popular than the female counterparts.
There's going to be female space Marines eventually. That's lore. They have to mobilize everyone to hold back the tyrannids alone.
Space Marines ain't that special then if just anyone can become one.
That's not how that's ever worked. They'll just draft everything and see what makes it through the training.
Anon you don't know the plot so it seems like grammar issues. Where are you at?
Yes, the Imperium literally doesn't have quadrillions of men to throw into the meat grinder. I kinda wish they would just say it's a retcon rather than try to fit it into the existing lore.
It's actually 20 year old lore saying they'd have to do it to deal with the tyrannid invasion.
That's not some recent thing. You retconning 40k history.
>After the emperor conquered terra or earth after the age of strife a 5000 years dark age
this is quite literally a grammar issue, if you weren't esl you could tell
Let's try to correct it so it's not dogshit ESLspeak.
>After the Emperor conquered Terra (otherwise known as Earth), after the Age of Strife, which was a 5000 year long dark age.
Even that's not good, but it's better than the dogshit you threw out.
Regardless, my point stands that you do not know the setting at all you tourist homosexual. There's no bullshit you're spouting about how the past is constantly changing because of Chaos. That's your own fanfiction to justify retcons. If you even knew the lore you claim to, you would've just gone with the standard GW response, which is that everything written is from an unreliable narrator.
Consider deleting yourself, homosexual.
Honestly I think most people in this thread will repeat this same crap with female space Marines even though
Is extremely well known. night.
>female custodians
Does custodians mean something else in warhammer?
All women and all trannies need to stay the frick out of my hobbies.
Honestly if it can happen to Christianity and 40k it can happen to anything.
Dude, there are people who dropped their interest back in 5th Edition. Over a decade ago.
There's a correlation between ugly chuds and woking up every franchise to shitsville
>chuds
you mean trannies
He's looking it up. For new friends to the lore.
One of the most well known bits is humanity encountered the tyrannids did some calculations and realized they'd have to mobilize everyone times 3 just to hold them off.
Wow!
Mobilize everyone means what? Turning them all into Space Marines?
If it's as good as fallout sure
lost
I just don't consume any modern media or videogames.
You probably liked Conan the Barbarian, THOUGH
strong women are ok as long as they're clearly inferior to the main male protagonist
And they're hot.
What about race-swapping the established fan-favourite character of Thulsa Doom?
I don't mind villains being race swapped as blacks or as israelites
More like strong women are ok when they conform to beauty standards and aren't written by woketards. Like anything else btw
>but muh sisters of battle
lol you gays still don't get how feminism works huh?
it has to come at the expense of men
Progressivism is about Revenge not Justice
I’m not super versed in 40K lore but aren’t the Custodes NOT space marines? Like I know they’re supposed to be the god tier warrior protectors of Terra but I thought they were expressly different from space marines
they are, they're the emperor's personal legion
Space Marines are like bio-borgs. They're humans that get a bunch of extra organs shoved into them as children, mutating their bodies as they grow.
Custodes are male (BROTHERhood) sons of the Terran noble houses, into which the Emperor poured all his knowledge of gene-craft. They are individualized, each and every one, and "perfect" (to the point where they far exceed even some of the greatest Space Marines). The change takes place as infants, working right down to the cellular and molecular level to completely change them from the ground up (it also does things like remove the psyker gene - no Custodian can be a psyker, and they can't even be made to fall to Chaos either), and after that happens, assuming it succeeds, they are trained from scratch their entire lives, including psychoconditioning and more. They are not, however, soldiers. Warriors in that they know the ways of war, but they are more like warrior-poets, they were intended to be companions. So they also know all sorts of history, technology, philosophy, and so on.
>They are not, however, soldiers. Warriors in that they know the ways of war, but they are more like warrior-poets, they were intended to be companions. So they also know all sorts of history, technology, philosophy, and so on.
This is beyond cringe.
What kind of homosexual reads this shit anyway?
It's how they consider themselves.
Someone explain what female demographic wants to be like this in any way? Ugly hulk woman with a flat chest and square glutes (because estrogen would work against strength and peak fitness).
40k has fallen. It was bound to happen sooner or later
There does seem to be a huge amount of ESL in this thread…
only limp wrist homosexual pseuds are okay with this. its really that simple.
it's over
once their golems are inside your hobby it's dead already
>new 40k
Didn't 40k end in october 2007?
It is an obvious retcon, why do people like to pretend it is not?
We're not pretending. They're pretending it's not by trying to gaslight and say that the women custodes were always there since the beginning. If they just said they're retconning it, then fine. We'd be mad, but not insulted.
Yeah. That is what a retcon is.
Leftist gaslighting & subversion 101
Amazon diversity quotas
probably worse now since this is over a year old
No wonder why Amazon productions suck so bad. I get bored just watching the first episode of anything from them.
it's not unique, all of corporate america did it at the same time. what makes it so universally appealing to giant companies like amazon is that they get to save a shitload of money hiring endless swarms of random bodies off the street, paying them jack shit, working them 16 hours a day and then pretending the resulting product is a gift to humanity
Is this the latest incel thing to get mad about
>incel
you should really stop using this word if you want them to die for you in WWIII rabbi
Well, there goes my love for warhammer. In one swift action they've destroyed something I've loved for the past 30 years.
What makes they think that their disregard for lore is "forever"? If they keep changing established lore, whats stopping someone changing it back in the future?
I dunno how anyone can take an honest look at nerd culture and claim that gatekeeping is a bad thing. We need a new word for people who invade hobbies with the intentional goal of ruining them for the original fans.
"Nerd culture" has always been consumerist culture.
"Ruining" nerd culture is like shitting in an ocean of piss.
What do you get out of ruining things that others love, seriously?
Money.
>implying a woman can't be born as a male
it's not true now, it's won't be true in the 41st millennium either chuddy
It was already all over when one of the Black Library authors decided to put his super special Emperor's "wife" OC in and nobody stopped him. The Horus Heresy novel line was a mistake from day 1.
>The Horus Heresy novel line was a mistake from day 1.
You are absolutely correct, the mystery of the unknown shit in the HH was much better, the less I knew about the Emperor, Primarchs and the war, the better.
>Emperor and Horus fought by playing some shitty card game in their mind
No it's impossible to get excited for anything in clown world. I'll hold a tiny hope that something breaks free from the matrix but I'm not going to give a shit until it's proven not to be propaganda.
Working for GW must be a nightmare. It’s been clear for a long time that they don’t have good communication between departments. This whole codex is a disaster. It’s poorly written. The rules are shit. And they are boring as frick. I think custodes are being handled by a couple secondary millennials with zero imagination. They play more monopoly than war games. I think they might have made this retcon by mistake. Dumbasses.
Someone post the new "Gatecrashers" Primaris army that're painted in rainbow colors featured in the latest White Dwarf.
No, I want original sci-fi shows or perhaps ones based on more obscure works, not established franchises. Warhammer is unoriginal goyslop.
Is there gonna be wokeshit? Of course, it is not possible right now to make a series free of woke shit.
From what I know about Henry Cavill (based guy) and the way the show is being done I'd guess no one else like woke shit either and there will be the absolute minimum there has to be
if it's shit for that than everything else is too
>chuds can't even ratio properly any more these days
times are a changing
Henry hates women; I trust that he will push back as much as possible
he'll probably sell out like most "based" actors
they know it's wrong but think they can't stop the tide so they just make as much money as they can while they can before I retire
We have always been at peace with Eurasia.
the 2 legions we dont talk about Were all female The Lost Primarchs were Women
Instead of taking over their planets, they only cared about being famous.
Sons and Brotherhood are gender neutral terms, nothing in there implies women can't be part of it
>Sons and Brotherhood are gender neutral terms
have a nice day.
>Sons and Brotherhood are gender neutral terms
i'm sorry what?
>Sons and Brotherhood are gender neutral terms, nothing in there implies women can't be part of it
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
who's in charge of that warhammer account? I'm gonna find this homosexual and rape in to death
No, and I hope GW crashes and burns for their bullshit.
>look if we run what you like women will totally spend $300+ on plastic crack
With the inclusion of women what makes 40k better than Judge Dredd? If I can't larp as a future Catholic homosexual there's no point in 40k anymore. I'd rather watch women cops bust criminal balls and get raped in the streets of Mega City One women cops are hot
The first time I saw cavill in anything I didn't think much of him; just a pretty face
But over the years he got better and I thought he was okay
I've recently decided he's an annoying c**t
I don't care about canon I just don't want women in my warhammer adaptions.
Sisters of Battle and Sisters of Silence already exist, what's their problem?
We lost
Ewwww.
Meh i'll just sell my shit and go play Historicals.
>instead of Vasquez 2.0 or Judge Anderson 2.0 I have to suffer FtM troons in power armor
*sigh* Sometimes I feel I am the real feminist and they're the fake feminists with their moronations.
troony misters of battle will be next
Reading the Siege of Terra series, it wasn't until the 10th book that I realised there's alot of female characters in positions of power (generals, ship captains etc). You don't even notice because their just based characters, no girl boss shit.
The only instance of it is this smirking c**t playing soldier on one of the front covers
sell sell sell
Buy the dip moron
>Here's your Salamanders bro
>it was always like that because we just retconned it
brilliant
Cinemaphile is full of redditors so they will love it if they jangle enough references in front of them to polish their turd of a plot. Fallout was the most recent litmus test of that.
i doubt it will be as good as youtube fan made 3d project was. plus they will have all kinds of pressure to make the stormtroopers have rainbow armor. but i'll probably watch it when they shovel it out.
>chuddies get triggered that an adaptation of an already woke franchise will also be woke
now that a new community is about to be fully pozzed & destroyed
do yourselves a favor and watch the whole thing
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know who killed your thing and what they really are
>wake up honey, new Cinemaphile controversy dropped, time for 1000 articles paid by X corporation/berg and 1 million twitter/Cinemaphile/reddit posts