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full metal jacket permanently ruined boot camp scenes
What was wrong with the one in Jarhead?
it was in jarhead
What the frick was wrong with Jarhead? I liked it.
It sucked.
It did not, Jamie Foxx was great in it.
Why?
>full metal jacket permanently ruined boot camp scenes
Ermey played Sgt. Loyce in The Boys From Company C before FMJ and he was a lot better in it
>you got a girlfriend swofford
>sir yes sir
>GUESS AGAIN MOTHERFRICKER
Kek some other anon said Swofford was a big time liar and made up a bunch of shit. Lot's of Jarhead threads lately very cool.
>Swofford was a big time liar
No one he ever served with in 2/7 ever accused him of bullshitting. The film however did take some liberties and included sequences not mentioned in his book, like the barracks legend of the home movie porno (the original legend says the woman was prosecuted for "destruction of government property" for psychologically damaging her husband, which is not a thing and did not happen, like the rest of it) and the football game played in MOPP 4. Everybody did that last one, though I've never heard anyone mention the phrase "field frick".
My D.I. 's were all sweetie pies. 2 Blacks one based white guy. It was the summer of 99 I was sad Stanely Kubrick died right before the day before I went to P.I.
>My D.I. 's were all sweetie pies.
What did he mean by this
I'm obviously plasterd I meant the day before I went to P.I. Kubrick croaked made it tough for me bros.
I just didn't understand the one scared moron getting his dome blasted off in basic training. Is that actually a fricking thing that happens?
I can't take D.I.s seriously when I know it's all an act to break you and train you. Oh noooo, a guy is screaming at me. So what? He can't even hit me physically or I could literally sue the state for it. At least that's what I've been told after watching a shit ton of documentaries on armies.
Maybe in case of war they can actually frick your shit up, but that's an exception to the rule, I guess.
The issue is mostly one of glory.
People think like you. They don't think, "Drilling is supposed to be HARDER than war." They think, "If he touches me I'm suing so I get mine and I'm done."
It's because we all know American wars are bullshit and purely for the profit of a few who want some physical commodity and not because some danger to America is brewing in the heart of a fricking desert.
He can't hit you but he can make you run miles for no reason
>go anon,run
>nah frick you homosexual
What's he gonna do ? Nothing just like the good zogbot he is
>gets booted out in disgrace
nice job wasting time and money to troll a middle aged guy who doesn't give two shits about who you are
>nice job wasting time and money
what money?
time IS money
But I've been alive so long and made barely any money.... wtf
very cool anon I bet you would punch the DS right in his face if he got up in your grill right
>I can't take D.I.s seriously when I know it's all an act to break you and train you.
It's voluntary. Basically exercise hazing for initiates to weed out the weak hearts. Nobody with a brain enlists these days unless they have a very specific plan of action for what they can get extract from the military during their contract. The whole institution is very much an extensive job program.
A bunch of people think the same thing as you when enlisting lol
>if the drill sergeant got up in my face like that bro I'd fricking swing bro I'd see red
These idiots don't realize they would have to sign up by choice and willingly put themselves in that situation so they could finally have the satisfaction of chimping out kek
"No Petty Officer!"
Marines love it when you call em that.
I was just looking at your mustache, sir! It makes you look like a gay, sir.
>And your shit's all moronic
*spits in his mouth*
Jardhead was gay as frick
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these gays lost all of their intimidation factor since they were no longer allowed to hit recruits, instead they just yell at you more
What would you know about it
>The stranger....
>That's some heavy dope
>YOU LOOK THIRSTY, MARINE!
FIIIIEEEELD FUUUUUUCK