It was his real hair when they first filmed it, then he cut it off and the director called him back to film more so they put a wig on him. You can definitely tell when he has the wig on in the final cut.
I don't cringe at movies but I cringed at this one. Tries way too fricking hard. There's nothing funny about it. >it's so bad it's good!!!!!
No, it's just bad. Total shit, even.
>Counselor, before your lawsuit even gets off the court clerk's desk, I'll have their stinkin' bodies in garbage bags and ship 'em back to Japan for fertilizer. Got it?!
Bingo
Keep it warm for me
It's warm and ready
>Katana means "Japanese sword"
Beat me to it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
What was the deal with the moronic haircut?
It was a wig. There's a fight scene near the end of the movie where it almost flies off and the actor "discretely" re-adjusts it.
post it
POST IT butthole
It was his real hair when they first filmed it, then he cut it off and the director called him back to film more so they put a wig on him. You can definitely tell when he has the wig on in the final cut.
IT MEANS JAPANESE SWORD
SON OF A b***hES
I don't cringe at movies but I cringed at this one. Tries way too fricking hard. There's nothing funny about it.
>it's so bad it's good!!!!!
No, it's just bad. Total shit, even.
This film and The Room both have needlesly long sex scenes
At least Samurai Cop isn't a wrinkly blobby man who shows way too much of his ass.
Instead we get fat chinaman in a speedo
Best part of this is how they canonically made that the character's full name in the sequel.
Are you circumsized?
Yeah, I am
They call him Samurai. He speaks fluent Japanese!
How terrible was the "sequel"?
>Intentionally bad instead of bad because it's a cheap junk film
What's the point?
It can work, but needs lots of talent, so good "intentionally bad" are very rare.
Nice hairdo
Tommy Wiseau is in it.
>Counselor, before your lawsuit even gets off the court clerk's desk, I'll have their stinkin' bodies in garbage bags and ship 'em back to Japan for fertilizer. Got it?!
I was the first person to upload Samurai Cop to Cinemageddon.
Subsequent releases did not include the Joe Bob Briggs commentary track.