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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most days you ever lost in a range ban?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in 2019, I got a permaban on my wifi, and my entire area was rangebanned due to no fault of my own so I couldn’t mobile post either. I went about 2 years without a crumb of Cinemaphile. Until one day I decided to do a test. “Test” I said. And to my amazement ‘Post successful’. I orgasmed in my pants

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just buy the Cinemaphile pass bro 😉

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bro went 2 years without unplugging his router

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is static IP

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was at my gym and decided to browse to kill time waiting for my buddy, tried to post, the gym had been banned for posting child porn.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >turn wifi off to post something controversial
          >phone IP had been banned for posting furry shit on /vp/, /jp/ or Cinemaphile

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used to constantly catch a ban from some brown guy that was always posting his dick on /LULZ/

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That was me, sorry. Also the jannies don't care about /LULZ/ anymore, you can post yourself and they won't do shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      got a month ban for spam
      same posts were months apart

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got a one month ban once for posting a very blurred picture of a woman having sex with a dog.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >are you going to kill me?
    >...depends, do you validate parking?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That depends, do you sneed me?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was this guy's acting so bad? it sounded like he was trying to be funny like an SNL skit

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did chigurh kill this guy? He probably did, right? For some reason Interpeted Chigurh's question as an out for the guy "Uh, no I DON'T see you ;)"
    But I guess he probably died.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For some reason Interpeted Chigurh's question as an out for the guy "Uh, no I DON'T see you ;)"
      that's how I see it
      if he said no, it was 50/50 chigruh let it slide
      BUT, woody says later that no one survives whos seen him, and this bro for sure was looking at him so pretty sure he's gone

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that were true the gas station clerk and the No Information lady would have died. I think Chigurh respected how the guy conducted himself (no small talk, spoke nothing but factual truth, humble) and gave him a chance to live.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I can buy that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its one of the hottest debates on Cinemaphile. On one hand, he could be saying it as a rheotrical does-a-bear-shit-in-the-woods type question. On the other hand, he could be saying "if you dont tell anyone you saw me, you get to live". Its most likely the former, but we will never really know. Personally, I would like to think that Chigger spared em. The guy handled the situation pretty well, didnt seem that scared.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >saw Sugar shot someone in the face
        >"I'm finna let him go because my weird rules"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didnt seem that scared.
        he seemed pretty scared bro
        also, it would make sense in this case to leave a witness alive to speak to the remaining 'management' about how chirgurh handels his business

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He just witnessed ChigC shotgun blast a man to death right in front of him and knew he was likely to be next. He didnt run, he didnt cower, he wasn't trembling in fear, he just sat there and answered his questions like it wasn't that big of a deal.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was mortified and paralyzed with fear. Too shocked to run. Chiggy didn’t mind him though because he was pretty rational and straightforward like himself

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I agree with you 90% i just disgree with the petrified part. If you're really in a situation where you're terrified for your life you cant rationalize or speak clearly. You physically can't. Your heart is racing, your adrenaline is kicked into high gear, your breathing is panicked. This dude was relatively calm for someone whose demise seemed imminent. Think, the white guy from The Wire when Omar killed Stringer Bell right in front of him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chigurh only kills people when he has a reason to or it’s part of one of his rules. It’s how he rationalizes his bloodlust. I doubt Chigurh would’ve shot him. He had no reason to. He was basically giving him an out by asking that question to him. As long as he said no, he wouldn’t shoot him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy asks obvious question
      >Chigurh taunts him by asking an obvious question back
      He's dead.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I counted the replies to this thread from the catalog. There’s one missing.

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