Are you going to be watching another animated accurate panic attack?

Are you going to be watching another animated accurate panic attack?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anοnymous

    This is clown world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just pretension. Literary fiction has been obsessed with anxiety and misery for centuries. Pop culture is just emulating that for prestige.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's your problem loser.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is our world doomed?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is he transitioning?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The little voice in his head is saying "no you can't."

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when is it okay to have a panic attack, after you've been to Vietnam or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no when you discover that your gf gwen has a dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anxiety attack
      >in a fricking superhero
      homie what? is not like you're the average Joe, you have superpowers, you can move mountains

      when you have been through a trauma, accident, stuff like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's never "okay" to have a panic attack. Panic attacks aren't normal. Even people who have been through genuine trauma are rare cases. Normalizing panic attacks is normalizing weakness

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ITS NOT LE HECKING NORMAL!!!!

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this movie could be a 6-second bumper ad on youtube

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she has a penis
    >am I gay

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you fricking homosexuals you did this, revealing that gwen was a man made him question his own sexuality. Apologize you homosexuals

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sorry, but the bbc spam last night vindicated this shitposting as heckin wholesome and valid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont let the israelites, troons and or Eglin AF base get ya down with the demoralization posting anon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was those literal PSYOPS recruitment ads from a few years ago that got spammed on every board for like a week

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Englin AF
          That was confirmed fake news. They had the "most addicted city" status because they had the highest ratio of (number of reddit hits) to (official population), but the official population of Eglin excludes the members of the Air Force base, making the demoninator an order of magnitude smaller than it should be, and therefore the ratio an order of magnitude greater than it should be. I mean, do you really think the glowies would run a reddit psyop out of some random USAF base and forget to turn on their fricking VPN?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Counterpoint: An actual anon would not be foaming at the mouth to refute such an inane statement

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that was a direct response to Buck Breaking Across The Spiderverse

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anxiety attack from what?
    The revelation that gwen have a dick?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    had a homosexual at work try and talk to me about this slop, told him I hadn't watched any marvel since endgame. His brain falfunctioned.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it the thought of getting penetrated by his transgf that triggers the panic attack?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Black men statistically love that. Put them in an enclosed space and they're all gay within two months.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're self breaking bucks?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Black latent homosexuality is the worst kept secret on the planet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont let the israelites, troons and or Eglin AF base get ya down with the demoralization posting anon

      Anxiety attack from what?
      The revelation that gwen have a dick?

      no when you discover that your gf gwen has a dick

      Kek confirmed by CNN. Get felt bigots

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh excellent. This is the first step to healing the black - trans rift.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >confirmed by CNN
        >fans have right to say Gwen is a 41%er
        >right
        >confirmed by cnn
        I swear you homosexuals get more and more moronic everyday.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that isn't confirmation, that's the same shit as all those moronic "ships" you forced over in Cinemaphile, that you convinced yourself were real based upon people telling you that you're wrong, stupid, and will never be a woman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And so it begins. Blackspammers and sony shills seething as always. Cinemaphile shitposters stay winning.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based media and Satan confirming what we always knew

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even cis
        heh, we winning chuds

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basado. Blacks btfo knowing Miles is a minority homosexual.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont want to watch some frail shitter mope in the corner. i want to see dudes busting heads and firing off one liners

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have anxiety attacks almost every day why the frick would I want to watch Spider-man have one? How is that supposed to be helpful or empowering?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another anxiety attack scene
    at least the puss in boots was being chased by the literal death so it made sense for him to be scared, and even during that scene he didn't have to say anything and we as audience understood everything by just listening to his heartbeat and seeing perrito helping him calm down. what the frick does miles and that ruby gillman movie have to justify having that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on when it's set, Miles having to grapple with the fact that his response to "If you save your father, the multiverse will collapse and countless trillions will perish." was "Well, I'm gonna try anyway and my plan is to wing it."

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But my universe isn't destroyed?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you draw the line between people using this sort of thing to garner socially graceful advantages for attention and legitimate conditions? I can believe panic attacks are more common than one might assume since a lot of these conditions and behaviors weren't fully recognized until relatively recently, but are panic attacks really common enough now that kids need it represented in a spiderman cartoon to relate to? My assumption is that it's overdiagnosed now like ADD because of the low bar for diagnosis but I'm not israeli enough to qualify as a doctor

    I want to see a hulk movie where he sets up his weekly pill organizer full of SSRIs and lithium before a big battle

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have legitimate panic attacks about once a month and I cant think of anything more boring to watch. Sitting on the floor whispering "im going to die" for a half hour is not entertaining. Also I dont mean to gatekeep having a shitty broken brain but the normalization of "anxiety episodes" lately is so gay, oh no your palms are a little sweaty and you feel uneasy thats so brave of you frick off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have legitimate panic attacks

      Wow thank you for your service

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes that is exactly my point, they arent interesting or that deep or bad after the first few times

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't a panic attack bro. When you hyperventilate so bad you almost lose conciousness and fall over is a panic attack.
      It's your body fricking up and flooding you with adrenaline. What you described is more of an anxiety attack. I've had a few of the latter but only one of the former.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah i've seen that kind of panic attack and that's what it is, it's like a medical emergency, not "i'm very sad"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get me wrong, I don't want to give anyone shit for living in their own personal hells that's not my place, no way for me or anyone to know.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think people are experiencing forms of extreme anxiety but that's not the same as a panic attack

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AWWW SHEEEIITTT DAWG KFC FINNA BE CLOSED MEESA BE HAVIN A PANIC ATTACK LIKE I FINNA BE PANICING LIKE FUQ FO REAL

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be anxious too if I had to take Gwen's girthy girl wiener in my buck bussy

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't get into the first movie because of the epilepsy-inducing style. And apparently it's even worse in the second one, what the frick.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a great concept, terrible execution tho.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I kept it faithful to capeshit then

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My shitty OC screencap with no apostrophe is still getting edits
        Based immortality

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thank you for your service

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy getting a gun pulled out in his face has issues
    >fat bastard shitposting on his computer all day doesn't
    You will never be a man.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you going to be watching another animated accurate panic attack?
    Oh my fricking God kill terminally online posters that try to bring their shit into the real world like this

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >biblically accurate panic attack

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe they turned spiderman into a homosexual crybaby Black person

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gwen = trans

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tony Soprano has a panic attack
    based and artful
    >Spiderman has a panic attack
    cringe downfall of society

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Better get some more pills from dr. Noseberg

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a panic attack requires introspection

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make black kid as the protagonist
    >make him chase a troony
    >emasculate him and give him white woman mental illnesses
    How can they get away with it

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's based when Tony Soprano has a panic attack, but when it's a young black man suddenly it's soooo cringe and sòylent and shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here it's dishonest because social anxiety is the current trend, now stop playing dumb you lefty psycho

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Miles realizes Gwen is a mtf trans and can't cope with being a black homosexual that wants "her" feminine benis.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any film news site that calls this shit out, globoWood and BlackRock moving in on mentH for Zoomers?
    Is there one film site that doesn't just shill whatever studios send out? No way it wouldn't make money. No anon ever tried this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of normalgays thinking they have anxiety and panic attacks because they get a little nervous sometimes. It's mental health stolen valor.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    miles when he realizes gwen has a wiener

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought black men were into that.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen more people having panic attacks in animated movies than I have in real life.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nope

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