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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /ourboy/ elliot lookin mighty fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what cronenberg movie is this from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a history of child molesters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does anyone actually read magazines anymore? much less pay for them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I have osteoporosis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tbh the one thing that keeps her from passing is the hair.
      that's a dyke's haircut not a male haircut.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about this

        oh no no no no NO NO NO NO NO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's a little boys haircut not a mans.
          fitting since she transitioned into a midget

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >switch to black and white
      Oh yeah? What now son??

      [...]

      >tfw your childhood crush doesn't die and instead becomes a twisted Hollywood surgeons plaything to become a "man"

      God is not real. The levels involved to create such a specific form of suffering could never exist in a world with a truly loving God. This is hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t imagine she was going to age well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Crush on some Celeb, chances are low but there is a chance
        >Turns out Lesbian, ffs now it's nigh impossible
        >Transitions to manlet, WHY GOD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if god is real, but if he is, he's not a bad guy. Stuff like what you says doesn't demoralize me, you just have to Rip and Tear the demons every couple of generations. They've been kicked out 110 odd sum times, it's the nature of the duel between Good and evil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So euphoric

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he has a vegana

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        god imagine the smell. I would kill for a long, deep whiff of that dank manpussy. Especially after a long, hard day of shooting and her hairy nether regions are drenched in sweat, oils, and other bodily fluids his chemically altered body produced. SNNNNNIIIIFFFFFFFF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in this moment i am euphoric. not because of any phony female genitalia. but because, i am enlightened by my own masculinity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those articles
      Is this Cosmopolitan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >switch to black and white
      Oh yeah? What now son??

      [...]

      lolll what's with the tryhard look? it's completely ridiculous

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd feel bad having huge scars on my chest and weird looking pepperoni nipples for the rest of my life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      scars are for poor people
      and hormones take care of nagasaki nips

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh no no no no NO NO NO NO NO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She probably weighs 80 lbs soaking wet.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >switch to black and white to try and not look like a St Judes kid.
    Not working b***h boy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >switch to black and white
      Oh yeah? What now son??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, that's definitely cancer, or maybe meth.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unsubscribe for she

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow HE sure is hot! am I right ladies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bet he has a big dick too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As long as his forearm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some dyke I know was foaming at the mouth over this creature and had a cutout of her.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is a broken woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >man

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They really managed to make this lady look like an androgynous fella! She's handsome, but she's a manlet!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They really managed to make this lady look like an androgynous fella!
      God did that.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do i achieve this body?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      by being a man and never eating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have your plastic surgeon install abs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do fake abs have to be removed and reinstalled over time? asking for a friend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I imagine they are like fake breasts. So to answer your question, I don't know.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >botch your body up so you can look like a man
    >still have predispoed to attention seeking female behavior
    she will never be unfembrained.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man lahey really did a number on poor treena

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >concentration camp chic

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she going to troon out in the middle of the season and hack her breasts off with a knife? Then I'll watch

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i kneel

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    once they made her the strongest person on the last episode i stopped watching

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Those twatoos hahaha woah hes a tough guy for sure when he puts on his strapon to frick your ass any girth any length wiener you want hes got them all ready to pound your ass oh yeah

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    (s)he had male pattern baldness, it was the right choice in the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >saying this like hair implants and wigs arent a thing.
      Did she really have to groom out cause of that?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please to show pecs and front hole sir

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for live-action AoT kino

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I keep thinking this is a Celery Man .gif when I see this thread in the catalog.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are those abs implants?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope, what you are seeing is years of dedication and hard work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they look so fake?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >being a cutie and transition to a manlet with no functional ballsack
    gets me everytime

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally a man according to science.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chudbros, we lost....

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every picture of Page's abs reminds me of this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Ludacris with N64 abs?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she constantly feel the need to walk around with her mutilated breasts on show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's probably getting paid by some rich Hebrew like Soros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because deep down she doesn't really believe she's a man and thus needs constant enabling from the public. And exposing her chest is the biggest test for that enabling.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    looks like a butch dyke. Which is basically what she is.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda weird in the Netflix promos they're showing off Ellen's bare chest. Technically that's porn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your post is illegal. Enjoy your jail sentence.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >abs + twig arms
    At least photoshop the arms too.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    chacked

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will this ho ever put a shirt back on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has to show how brave and powerful he is every chance he gets

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I was a fookin' LEGEND

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >claims to be a man
    >still seeks constant validation and attention
    Ain't fooling anyone sweetheart.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do women have this same visceral disgust when looking at MTFs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. They're just more moronic and look for retroactive reasons to justify how they know it's a troon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ftm aren't too bad. I like tomboys. But it's when they start mutilating themselves that it gets revolting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ftm push will get rid of tomboys you dumbass

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you she feels when she wakes up in the morning?
    When she's taking up an elevator, what does she think about?

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