FRICK. You're right. The hair is too thick to be Kiki. Idk who that troony is on the right thought. Why not show Helen Hunt? Or is she mummified now? I hope Phillip Seymore Hoffman is back at least. Or this movie is gonna suck (and blow).
The shots in the trailer of a real horse going wild, Glen Powell wearing a cowboy hat in the rain, and everyone's hair whipping around from the wind machines made me want to see it.
>Not called Poltergeister with the premise being a tornado becoming haunted after ripping through a graveyard
Why have one sequel when you can have two
why?
the first one was a perfectly serviceable one-off.
at the very least, the trailer could've attempted to make a connection to the original.
as is, this is netflix-tier jank. let it stay there and rot. i can feel it.
You're really gatekeeping "Twister"?
Is a sequel really gonna ruin your undying love of "Twister". Seriously, were talking about "Twister", it's not "Gone With The Wind".
gatekeeping? no.
necro-raping IPs without even having the decency of making a connection to the original, though, is just dumb.
this was probably just a stand-alone film and then someone decided to tweak the script just enough to make it a "sequel" to twister because zoomers needed a taste of how awesome 90s mono-culture was. i can feel it.
Well it's very simple actually. It's extreme, it's out of control and it hits right in the suck zone. I've seen the extreme in high gear and man, it's naked, it's got a bottle of Jack Daniels and it never hits the ground.
I went on a disaster movie binge and had to turn Twister off, it was absolute garbage. I remembered liking it as a kid and I know it has Paxton in it but everyone else in that movie is an annoying homosexual and it's boring. 'Storm Chasing' sounds awesome but its so fricking boring. very weird to see people herald it as 'one of the best disaster movies'. I think people connect with and like the cast but I hated them.
Sure
Why would I watch this CGIslop when Pecos Hank is right there?
>Pecos Hank
Mah homieh.
>take the best evil weather kino
>ruin it with a sequel
Twister was perfection, it needed nothing else
It needed interracial sex and stanley cups, chuddie.
There are no blacks in it.
The stanley cups are black
Twisters aren't evil, it's not their fault you inbred flyover mutts have to build your matchstick houses directly in their path.
Is that Kiernan Shipka? I'd recognize the back of her head anywhere! But usually it's bobbing up & down 😉
It's Daisy Edgar-Jones.
FRICK. You're right. The hair is too thick to be Kiki. Idk who that troony is on the right thought. Why not show Helen Hunt? Or is she mummified now? I hope Phillip Seymore Hoffman is back at least. Or this movie is gonna suck (and blow).
Why didn’t Bill Paxton agree to return?
He retired from acting. Political reasons.
yeah he bought the farm he always wanted
Being a farmer is hard work. He must be dead tired.
Nah, he's a long sleeper
It's not even a farm (corn, pumpkins, etc.). He's pushing up daisies. I've heard of a dairy farmer, but not a daisy farmer.
Ask the Dutch, they used to have tulip farms
I love soft tulips.
Makes a hard man go soft.
The shots in the trailer of a real horse going wild, Glen Powell wearing a cowboy hat in the rain, and everyone's hair whipping around from the wind machines made me want to see it.
>not called 2wister
also not watching because that ugly shitka is in it
>Not called Poltergeister with the premise being a tornado becoming haunted after ripping through a graveyard
Why have one sequel when you can have two
is this a remake?
Yeah, the tornado in the first film died shortly thereafter.
why?
the first one was a perfectly serviceable one-off.
at the very least, the trailer could've attempted to make a connection to the original.
as is, this is netflix-tier jank. let it stay there and rot. i can feel it.
You're really gatekeeping "Twister"?
Is a sequel really gonna ruin your undying love of "Twister". Seriously, were talking about "Twister", it's not "Gone With The Wind".
Why make a sequel if the original is worthless?
Leave my corny weather movies alone. They're stupid and shit and I love them because of it.
gatekeeping? no.
necro-raping IPs without even having the decency of making a connection to the original, though, is just dumb.
this was probably just a stand-alone film and then someone decided to tweak the script just enough to make it a "sequel" to twister because zoomers needed a taste of how awesome 90s mono-culture was. i can feel it.
I never see you complain about the daily Ghostbusters thread
Listen, your childhood isn't being raped, just get over it
I would if you stopped replying, homosexual.
the red truck is in it
>it's a nice truck
Welcome to modern hollywood.
Everything is now just a sequel, spin-off or remake of an existing IP.
Why is it using the friends font.
are you also faceblind ?
Frick these guys destroying our shit and catering it for zoomers.
Why have hurricanes never gotten this much attention? Are they just inherently unkino?
Jonas? What the hell is Jonas doing here?
The Jonas Brothers are in this?? Shipka better stand clear. They share women. Based brothers.
>TWO FRICKING TORNADOES
How do tornadoes frick? They don't have dicks or veganas.
The original film was about three tornados merging into one (3some)
I highly doubt they're gonna dial it down to 2 tornados - as Kiki says, "give me BIG or go home".
Well it's very simple actually. It's extreme, it's out of control and it hits right in the suck zone. I've seen the extreme in high gear and man, it's naked, it's got a bottle of Jack Daniels and it never hits the ground.
sus-ta-nence
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
>no Bill Paxton
>no Helen Hunt
No watch.
Never seen any of this shit, never will.
>b-but it's soul because I saw it when I was a kid
"No!"
I went on a disaster movie binge and had to turn Twister off, it was absolute garbage. I remembered liking it as a kid and I know it has Paxton in it but everyone else in that movie is an annoying homosexual and it's boring. 'Storm Chasing' sounds awesome but its so fricking boring. very weird to see people herald it as 'one of the best disaster movies'. I think people connect with and like the cast but I hated them.
Fingers of god
I was told off as a kid in the cinema for laughing when the guy at the start gets taken away by the twister
Without sharks what's the point?
TITTY TWISTERS
I watch this movie just for the ram scenes
We are the real twisters.
As the literal market this is being pandered too, I'm just offended rather than exited. This must be how the boomers felt.
50 bucks says they make a shit remake of the steak and eggs scene as "homage" (hack) to the old movie