>Big yikes! TF is that, Private Pyle?
A jelly donut xir! >Deadass? Im shook!
Xir yes xir! >Are you allowed to slay jelly donuts Private Pyle?
Xir no Xir! >And why not?
Because im a thicc b***h xir! >Because you are a hecking chonker, Private Pyle!
Xir yes xir! >Private Pyle has been acting mad sus no cap fr, I have tried to help they/them, but I have failed ong. From now, whenever they/them frick up, I will not punish they/them, I will punish all of you, NO CAP. >The way I see it, you owe me one bussin jelly donut. BET.
>mfw applying for Army Reserve
Probably making a big fricking mistake, but I unironically can't live like this any longer. I am not made for normal civilian life. However, I fully expect my primary physician to frick me on this lifestyle change, just like they did with my conceal carry.
I do want the Guard, but I already have a full-time job. I am doing part-time for the Reserve to transition into the military life as smooth as possible. I want to, but I know I can't dive headfirst.
>Your LEFT, your LEFT, your LEFT, RIGHT- I said your LEFT, your LEFT, your LEFT, RIGHT- RIGHT- >DO YOU LIKE WAF-FLES?
YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES >DO YOU LIKE PAN-CAKES?
YEAH WE LIKE PAN-CAKES >DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST >DOOT- Do-do-Doot- Can't WAIT- to get a MOUTHFUL
DOOT- Do-do-Doot- Can't WAIT- to get a MOUTHFUL
SIR YES SIR!
i love you but i'm not in love with you
ARE YOU READY TO DIE FOR ISRAEL GOYIM?
XIR YES XIR!
Hows the two day special operation going Ivan? Moscow is next. Slava Ukraini.
meds
Huh? Speak up Ivan
take your meds
i love watching videos of dead ztards
SIR OFFICIAL US MILITARY POLICY FORBIDS THAT LINE OF QUESTIONING, SIR!
Is that an android or something? The back of his head looks mechanical in nature
PRIVATE, DID YOU FALL FOR THE EGIRL MILITARY PROPAGANDA?
SIR YES SIR!
>Big yikes! TF is that, Private Pyle?
A jelly donut xir!
>Deadass? Im shook!
Xir yes xir!
>Are you allowed to slay jelly donuts Private Pyle?
Xir no Xir!
>And why not?
Because im a thicc b***h xir!
>Because you are a hecking chonker, Private Pyle!
Xir yes xir!
>Private Pyle has been acting mad sus no cap fr, I have tried to help they/them, but I have failed ong. From now, whenever they/them frick up, I will not punish they/them, I will punish all of you, NO CAP.
>The way I see it, you owe me one bussin jelly donut. BET.
No drill sergeant! I am in love with the core!
Corps*
>t.supply officer
>Sir, this recruit is in awe of the drill instructor's masculine features and masterful command of language, sir!
SIR
I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO THE GAY BAR SIR
I'm not IN love with you.
But I do love you.
>mfw applying for Army Reserve
Probably making a big fricking mistake, but I unironically can't live like this any longer. I am not made for normal civilian life. However, I fully expect my primary physician to frick me on this lifestyle change, just like they did with my conceal carry.
Do the guard. State tuition. Reserve is worse in every measurable way as far as benefits
I do want the Guard, but I already have a full-time job. I am doing part-time for the Reserve to transition into the military life as smooth as possible. I want to, but I know I can't dive headfirst.
>Your LEFT, your LEFT, your LEFT, RIGHT- I said your LEFT, your LEFT, your LEFT, RIGHT- RIGHT-
>DO YOU LIKE WAF-FLES?
YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES
>DO YOU LIKE PAN-CAKES?
YEAH WE LIKE PAN-CAKES
>DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST
>DOOT- Do-do-Doot- Can't WAIT- to get a MOUTHFUL
DOOT- Do-do-Doot- Can't WAIT- to get a MOUTHFUL
Yes Petty Officer!
It's too bad they mostly skipped any Gulf War kinos in favor of shitty gritty Iraq stuff
The Gulf was the last great war, everything from here on out is going to be some kind of insurgency or technological hell
I suppose you want to sniff my ten year old sister's unwashed panties?