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meanwhile in reality...
thats actually not bad a for show about an unknown character and without a big name like Oscar Isaac for ex.
>Unknown character
>Marvel Capeshit references smattered all over the show
Shang Chi was also a relatively unknown character, more so than Ms. Marvel, and that movie made a shit load.
Nobody cares about Kamala Khan
It made like 50mil in profit?
It still had more than 750k people see it kek, both are shitty characters but Kamala is worse
It’s why the video game flopped too
>sweet, finally a big budget modern Avengers game where I can be all of my favorite Avengers after all these years
>stuck being Kamala Khan 90% of the time
Fricking disgrace. What an ugly name, too.
They really really want her to be the face of the brand.
If you gays knew anything about the current state of Marvel you would know Ms. Marvel's creator, Sana Amanat, is essentially an industry plant who conned her way into marvel comics after pretty much just being a diversity hire.
Kamala is her self insert and despite poor sales, she keeps rebooting her every year and is now desperate to make her the new young face of the MCU, probably because they now can't keep Spider man in High school anymore.
As long as she's there, Marvel will keep forcing Kamala.
Don't they have some BLM activists writing comics?
Good, hopefully they keep burning money in a dumpster fire and comics finally fricking die
this. what cannot be saved should just be destroyed. it's the only way to get women out of it. of course then they'll destroy the next thing too, eventually.
too big to fail, they'll never ever go bankrupt doesn't matter how much they waste, the future ministry of diversity will keep bailing them out
The best thing to come out of that game was the OneyPlays playthrough.
>big name like Oscar Isaac
>thats actually not bad a for show
According to whom?
America IS Marvel, and that's awesome.
>Loki
>2.25m
Loki will be around forever isn't he
A character that's popular and has canonically been a kid, a woman, etc, so they can make spin-offs and replace actors as needed? Yeah, he's not going anywhere.
Dude looks like shit. Except him to black panther soon
arent all of these trash?
We're doomed...
>is capeshit trash?
Gee I dunno anon
Its funny how noone probably bothered to pirate it either.
when they say "highest rated" they mean on Rotten Tomatoes lmao
Rotten tomatoes scores are just politics now at this point, since reviewers are now writing reviews just to kiss mouse ass. Looks like its back to word of mouth on films. Glad Cinemaphile told me about the northman at least.
>thank god Cinemaphile isn’t compromised or has shills
Whatever the Disney shills rail against, i got see. Aka The Northmen.
Oh so you enjoy DC capeshit? Pathetic
>t seething Disney shill.
Joker was pretty good, yes. I only watched it because of how hard disney shills were seething
Dead on arrival
Tell me, what kid or teenager will identify with a boring character with ridiculous powers and an embarrassingly conservative costume?
Marvel and DC still release like 20 comic issues every week even though they sell almost nothing.
>getting dicky instead of the million bimbos
what do you mean by this?
The only one i’d consider watching is Hawkeye. Because he has a cool dog
STOP BEING RACIST
CANT TAKE NO FOCKIN RAYCISM IN ME FOCKIN 1920s GANG
RACISM
I didn't know Loki was that popular. I actually liked Loki and thought the Kang setup was OK.
Hawkeye getting 1.5M is pretty impressive considering everyone pretends like they hate the character
john campea is consistently wrong about everything
hes right about tobey and andrew come back in mcu spidey third movie
They should have included a scene where she embiggens her ass and breasts lol
>Officially
huh?
>high ratings because of politics
>nobody is watching
The end goal is just non stop shows that nobody watches.
and then they'll lament their bankruptcy and we'll just keep on laughing
Disney is a theme park company. They can’t fail based on movies or shows failing. They can sustain their failures through theme park profits
pewp
Wow, this is from 2015, thanks jackass
Also revenue isn't profit, you can have segments with huge revenue but small profitability
No, because I don't watch super hero stuff. when it comes to movies you shouldn't watch the super hero stuff like what is so exciting about it anyway? full of terrible actors and woke stuff and not much thought put into them.
>highest "critic" score of the entire MCU D+ lineup
>lowest "actual" score of the entire MCU D+ lineup
lmao really makes you think doesnt it.
Is moonlight worth watching? if it’s kino like Netflix daredevil I’ll tune in
No. It starts off actually pretty good, then as soon as any mystery is removed from the show (ep.3) it becomes moronic Disney Marvel shlock. Not worth the 5 hours of leadup to “le stronk wahmen” at the end
yea knoshu just going "yea ok" after half a stand by someone seemed bad
but i think he just played fool since he had a third moonknight in him anyway
There are some things that look cool in it, but it turns out they aren't very cool at all.
Moonlight or Moon Knight? I watched the first two episodes of Moon Knight but I wasn't feeling it. But I like Ethan Hawk and Oscar Isaac and there are generally cute ladies in the show. It also has an interesting intro but for some reason I just never finished it. It feels a little "Deadpool" wacky but not so over the top.
It's really interesting in the first three episodes, and then in typical marvel fashion they frick up the finale again.
Hippo girlfriend is thicc
Okay anons, but the question is, is the show any good?
I just watched the first episode
if you can't tell by the first 10 minutes, all hope is lost
john campea offered me $30 to touch my dick in an ihop bathroom
you took the money right?
you campea serious?
John Campea has $30?
Not anymore!
>anon, I've give you $30 to touch your dick
>take money
>go in stall by yourself and touch your own dick
>walk out and order $30 worth of hash browns
De he rate your dick the highest in all of Ihop?
I hate Campea. Biggest shill on YouTube and that isn't just hyperbole.
Him and his panel spent weeks leading up to the release of Lightyear saying it's easily going to be nominated for best picture because they saw the first 30 minutes of it at a Disney convention and they did nothing but hype up that film and sing its praises. One girl on the panel Kris Karr said she can't wait to see the movie 3 times in theatres. John acted giddy when talking about the robot cat in the movie saying hes going to become a new all time fan favourite. So Lightyear comes out, and did John and his panel go and see the movie? Nope. John didn't even see it till its second weekend, where he of course had to back track his statements and say "if the rest of the movie was as good as the first 30 minutes it wouldve been nominated for an Oscar". It's been over a month since its release and Kris Karr, the girl who said she'd see it 3 times in theatres, recently said she hasn't even seen the movie yet, and Robert Meyer Burnett was very non chalant about saying he hasn't seen it and judging by his tone it sounds like he doesn't want to. These are all the same people who tried so hard to hype this thing up as the next big legendary Pixar film, and they all couldn't even put their money where their mouth was. They're all talk. It's all bullshit. Producers in Hollywood watch Campeas show and they see John giving them free marketing and they see John going to bat for them to defend them so to return the favour they invite him to premieres and give him early access and sometimes they donate into his show (those random $500-$1000 tip donations John gets every now and again aren't just random schlub in Alabama, those are wealthy producers in Hollywood throwing John a bone)
>homosexual israelitetuber is a corporate bootlicker
Whoa!! what a surprise.
Anon, you wrote ALL THAT about the Collider guy.
Yes
theyre just busting their ass being a marvel fan to get tickets to the new disneed ride or like whatever the frick
These lies again kek. Remember when captain marvel was the most popular marvel movie ever? This shits all manufactured
it's not funny, it's fricking infuriating how these motherfrickers think they can just blatantly lie with impunity and not one single c**t calls them out because every journalist is a spineless fricking pig dog of the establishment
Lies happen all the time in the media and they lie about shit that’s much more important than kid shows
My father worked as a top box office analyst for twenty years back when the industry wasn't rigged. When Disney bought Marvel that's when the number fudging began. Most of the respected veteran analysts have since retired and the industry including streaming ratings are rigged.
highest rated by whomst where? and wasn't everyone saying this show was a massive flop? maybe that's just speculation, i dunno if disney is like netflix and doesn't share its viewership numbers so that none of their garbage can be definitively called a failure
Marvel is good if you look in the right places. Personally I just dont've give a shit about Marvel™.
Its not good and never was. Capeshit was always complete trash and pretending otherwise is delusional.
Pictures like this are hilarious, where they try to shove in the shit no one likes and no one read like it's as big and important as their big characters.
Luke Cage's comics never sold unless he was paired with Iron Fist. Squirrel Girl's comic is one of the most abysmal failures in Marvel history. No one read Moon Girl and it's shocking garbage. Carl Manvers books all sold like shit. Kamala Khan's book had to start over like four times because the sales rarely ever broke 30k.
And with all of these woke characters while the books kept getting cancelled over and over they'd lie and say "Well, it sells better online. ...NO WE DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU THE NUMBERS."
chuds are seething and coping
Personally I'm Sneeding and Toking.
I dont know what that is, dont watch capeshit
>highest rated by whomst
OP's dick
>where?
in your ass
She was only created because Kevin Feige and Victoria Alonso think Carol Danvers Ms Marvel too sexy for the MCU so they made this woke and boring version called Kamala Ku
what a sexy b***h. why do they have such a problem with just using someone who looks like that IRL? their ratings would skyrocket and femoids would watch it because they watch anything.
>generic blonde bimbo going for coomer appeal
/yawn
No one actually believes that you're religious.
>flat girl going for feminist appeal
hell yeah
>create media
>rate it 10/10
>nobody else may ~~*officially*~~ rate it
>it's a flawless 10/10 forever
deal with it chuds
all ive seen of this shite is that embarrassing cg video of her creating slip n slides on a roof and this fat unshapely paki moving with unrealistic looking dynamics
if you are going to use manifest powers to move (which already is a fricking stupid use), why wouldnt you just continuously manifest shit under you and then basically fly? is there even a canon reason for this?
How can I lose if I am not even playing the game?
It's actually much worse if it is highly rated, because that would prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that the reviewers aren't actually watching what they review.
How could something no one watched get the best reviews? Pretty stupid.
I haven't watched much of Campea but it seems he turned into much more of a massive shill recently
-Ms. Marvel threads have 10 posters.
-I'm not saying they need more to make it a success, stupid shills, but it's a weathervane.
-On Fri. after The Boys has dropped in the wee hours of the morning the thread hits 350 posts within 45 minutes. That's also a weathervane.
-If Ms Marvel was good, even Cinemaphile would watch it.
>The Soys
>350 posts on basedchan
what a surprise
>being this scared of redd!t
Shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
>proud of being the brownest pile of shit
Fun fact: Cinemaphile is owned by Disney and is using the same content serving algorithms that all big tech are using.
Yeah? That's why everything they make is completely fricking awesome?
Hey, waitasecond...
Ms. Marvel just isn't good. I'm 3 episodes in and I'm not interested really. Average nerdy HS girl discovers super powers, typical HS humor, typical super hero HS drama. Nothing feels unique, fun or interesting.
It feels like I've already watched this. It's basically Spiderman, but if Spiderman were an Arabic female instead of a white guy. I can't imagine any adult enjoying this.
it's a cute show for kids, you're not the demographic
>it's a cute show for kids
No it's not. It's White Guilt: The TV Show. We're supposed to feel bad for "Partition", we're supposed to accept the diversity propaganda and the show was boring a shit.
>you're not the demographic
Weird how non-whites are the demographic in White countries, huh?
>/misc/ brain rot
>/lgbt/ brain rot
I bet you think Frozen II didn't have an agenda.
Frozen II, agenda ?
Surely you must be joking
>No it's not. It's White Guilt: The TV Show.
LOL, I saw the clip where the show tried to blame the British for the divide between India and Pakistan, which is such bullshit.
>He trusts the ratings system
Why are you a gullible little sheep?
> Using scores from Rotten Tomatoes' Tomatometer as a baseline, the series has settled in at a 98-percent Certified Fresh rating.
And with that, the narrative falls apart.
Never a more obvious case of faked reviews, the mudslimes started shitting on it shortly after it came out, and many people were b***hing. Magically it’s the best thing ever! Nah, don’t buy it.
> MS Marvel got great reviews!
Meanwhile, the reviewers....