Are you ready for Madame Web to make a SydneySweenillion dollars and change the film industry?

Are you ready for Madame Web to make a SydneySweenillion dollars and change the film industry?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt it makes that much money, but it's most likely pretty fun movie to watch. These spiderman spinoffs have been more fun than the main spiderman movies

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    only if there's an ASS TO ASS scene

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does dakota get naked in this. She needs to get naked in everything for me to care.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That one clip sold me on her voice.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That one clip
        Those JOI ads they're doing?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shooting webs from her shaved pussy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry to disappoint

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's so lewd. I bet she's a bigger coomer than me.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to watch these DYNAMIC characters take on this story that's so GROUNDED IN REALITY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      "The Marvels bombed, but THIS time will be different! It's FOUR grrl power starts, not three! Four is a higher number than three, so the fans will show up," the film executives chittered nervously to themselves.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The girls in this are more attractive than the ones in The Marvels.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You make a good point. I buy the parking pass for the beach to take my feet to enjoy the sand barefoot, why wouldn't I buy a movie ticket to take my dick to see Madame Web?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will not watch unless there is profuse nudity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a 10 minute long sex scene between Dakota and Sydney.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to bomb because they will underutilize the sexy talents of the female cast

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only good feminist movie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn’t nearly as hallucinogenic as I was hoping

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >old: arty and trippy nightmare
      >new: men bad feminist porno
      Why are women like this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >men bad feminist porno
        This didn't happen though

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's three spider women in one city
    >there's one evil spider man
    >the movie is about an EMT with ESP helping the women win 3v1

    I'd rather watch the Godzilla backlog than this dogshit premise. If Madame Web was going to be a thing, it would've been in either Spiderverse movie.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it’s a flop

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guy's mouth not permanently affixed to the left nipple
      was he gay?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Now kiss."

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell even is Madame Web? Like is she a good guy to Spider-Man? Why do they make so many literal who Spider-Man side character movies instead of just making a Spider-Man vs. Venom movie that isn’t Spider-Man 3? I don’t know who the frick Kraven the Hunter or Morbius is frick these homies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know them from the 90s cartoon or at least have some vague memory of those characters existing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was from the comics too. Though she's since been killed, and Julia Carpenter had taken her abilities and her title.

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