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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY NAME IS

    NILL KIGGERS ~!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not going to help you imperialize more countries Black person

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tower_Mimicry

    I will broadcast EM radiation at the enemy

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spark_Bomb_Generation
    Neat I can disrupts their power grids. Oh wait…

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Timestream Shift
    I'll enter a fast timestream to rape all their woman and enter a slow timestream while I cum, will that hep?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Health_Ailment_Immunity

      cant wait to frick all those nork women without fear of STDs

      will it be a canon crossover event?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I force Professors to eat their peas

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Health_Ailment_Immunity

    cant wait to frick all those nork women without fear of STDs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Intuitive_Multilingualism
      Ill help translate

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The user can absorb paint, while removing it from the source, into their body and use it in various ways, gaining some form of advantage, either by enhancing themselves, gaining the drained power, using it as power source etc., either temporarily or permanently.

    Users this ability can potentially destroy paint-based entities by absorbing their mass, potentially gaining their powers in the process. The same could also apply to dimensions or realities created entirely by paint-based art. If the user were inside these dimension or reality, they can use this ability to absorb the environment's essence. Gaining the capacity to collapse the world into the user by absorbing it whole.
    I'm joining the forces of evil and I'm going to eat the Mona Lisa

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like stupid powers like this that are extremely powerful but only under very specific circumstances.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dulling_Pheromones
    >The user can produce chemical secretions that weaken and, sometimes, modulate certain perceptions and undermine the performance of individual functions, be they biophysical or technological in nature

    I can knock out some guards in close proximity, just put me in a building and I’ll stand next to an AC unit

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Class: Bard

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invade North Korea
    Frick you. I will die for she.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro are you blind she's hideous.. you could have easily posted a naturally attractive Korean but you chose this as your example?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Personal_Vortex
    I can't complain. I will create force tornados to suck up korean girls for breeding.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tap_Dance_Mastery
    LET'S GO homie

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Erebopresence
    Erebus (Greco-Roman Mythology), Personification and Primordial God of Darkness
    Power/Ability to:
    Be everywhere darkness, shadows and the night is present.
    The ability to simultaneously be everywhere darkness/shadows are, and everywhere night is going.

    That’s actually kind of cool

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can teleport inside any ass
      I jelly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You massive son of a b***h, you fricked up Horus mind and the Emperor's dream! Hope you get raped through the ears with a cactus by Slaanesh itself, you fricking piece of backstabbing traitor shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should work pretty well given

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spark_Bomb_Generation
      Neat I can disrupts their power grids. Oh wait…

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spirit_Healing

    Rape virgins. Heal hymen. Rinse and repeat.

    Yeah im useful alright

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bone_Solidification

    So basically, I am I-cant-believe-its-not-Wolverine, nice. I'll bone them all with my bone if you know what I'm saying..

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Geoscience
    The power to know everything about the earth and everything connected to it

    I can work with the guys who got more direct power to cause earthquakes that will reduce their defenses to rubble, or cause magma to bubble up to the surface

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Quantum_Magic

    I'm very ok with this.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty useless. I guess I'd make a pretty good assassin, since I wouldn't need guns or knives.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re fricked against a flamethrower

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll buy some flame-moronent paper.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty useless. I guess I'd make a pretty good assassin, since I wouldn't need guns or knives.

        or rain

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cake_Manipulation

    Let them eat cake!

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mercury_Mimicry
    enjoy your mercury poisoning

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