is there a single attractive character in the show? all 3 of those things are hideous. And im suprised this shit even got renewed for S2, aside from the drama surrounding the first episode this shit fell off a cliff, i forgot all about it until this shitty bot ad post.
dungeon meshi is good though
you can't find an anime bad enough that watching velma would be preferable to it.
the dialogue in velma makes Hokkaido Girls Are Super Cute sound like a treatise by ludwig wittgenstein
This homie lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift
most animated shows are ordered these days with a ton of episodes and they split them into two seasons so even dogshit nobody watched will get a second season because it was already made and paid for (unless they shelve it for tax purposes which they didn’t in this case for some reason)
>for once, they aren’t blackwashing the redhead (probably caught onto the fact people are noticing this tendency) >blackwash the blonde instead but give the redhead far lighter skin than 99% of her depictions
>reboot classic kids series without the most iconic character
This show's production had a ludicrous amount of moronic decisions made, but taking Scooby-Doo out of Scooby-Doo has to be the dumbest by far and that's saying a lot.
This. Scooby-Doo is a comfy cartoon. I don’t need to see it turned into some soap box shit full of Rick & Morty-tier gore and swearing. Tired of everything needing to be a cynical and filled to the brim with contempt
That's the essence of leftism.
Being rich is oppressive so everyone must be equally poor.
Being beautiful is oppressive (pretty privilege etc) so everyone must be equally ugly
Trannies are so incredibly delusional.
This troon thought those clown images were hirable.
Disregard the politics of it entirely, this homie drew those images and thought to himself >These are good enough to earn a salary
If I drew that there is no amount of liars that could convince me the art quality is as good as those lewd cards.
You have to be totally warped to accept that belief into your heart
oh anon humans can be convinced of way crazier shit than that.
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I am willing to accept peoples reasons for why they believe some pretty insane shit even if I think its crazy. But posting those images with the caption "hire me" I just really can't conceive of it. I can't put myself in the shoes of someone who believes that.
Is this some new kind of spite model for showmaking? who is this show even supposed to appeal to? what is the hypothetical demographic? how did they even pitch this HBO?
>"Yeah we want to make a new take on scooby-doo but this time all the characters are ugly and insufferable and the best part is Scooby isn't even in the show."
Why would they have greenlit this, let alone renew it for another season. Are they using this show to launder money or something?
"Deconstructively subversive" was in vogue in 2020 powered wholly by current events and a big but short lived flare-up of white guilt. Studios took on lots of projects aiming for it because it matched with their personal politics. When the blip ended like a year later, studios had show commitments for multiple seasons of shit that nobody actually wanted to watch.
I find it amusing how unabashedly radical how some of the depictions in this show are. I've never watched it but the people working on this are based for not giving a single frick about the negative rep it has.
>traffic
Not really. Season wan was abysmal viewer ratings, and viewership doesn't persist through that. Hate watching isn't enough people to justify a new season renewal. The show was a 2 season package, so HBO had to do this one.
It's really not, no one gives much of a frick about cartoons these days so whether or not there's controversy surrounding them is irrelevant.
the simple fact that the whole season was dumped at once and not weekly means they dont have trust on it having good ratings, just like the season season of He-man
>the people working on this are based for not giving a single frick
They already got paid for 2 seasons. They have no reason at all to care. They got theirs.
>Bro can you believe all these goddamn rich white people getting away with crimes all the time?
Yeah they’re really breaking new ground and fighting the powers that be.
i'm going to fricking rape your throat until it's sore and full of blisters and ulcers from my pozzed load splurging down it, you fricking subhuman israelite homosexual
>mc is the creator's self insert disguised as their uncreative oc >said self insert is a persecution fantasy and a power fantasy at the same time >the work itself is literally just a Frankensteined corpse based off of an iconic pop culture franchise with no meaningful or creative things to say >art is bad and ugly >the creator's personal moronic propaganda is shoehorned into the work with no tact whatsoever >the creator is a sheltered jackass with no idea how the real world works
I baffles me that Chris-Chan unintentionally predicted shit like this. The only thing missing from Velma is it to sometimes poorly imitate anime and you have an average issue of his magnum opus.
That would make sense if it's based on a washed up aging rockstar. I don't think they thought that but it would make sense if it were to go that route.
Did this show ever actually show female nudity after it did it just do the usual prudish American thing where the chickened out and showed breasts from the armpit up or something covering the "dirty" bits like a strategically placed shower bottle in the foreground covering the nipple area.
Does the show do any like meta commentary on all the hate that Indians are getting recently? Just to clarify that my problems are with the Indians from India who have not integrated and aren't Westernized. The American born Indians that are culturally different from real Indians of South Asia are fine, I guess. I just have a problem with the actual culture of foreign Indians, the people who are taking away American jobs while also scamming Americans even though it was Great Britain that colonized India.
Why did they make her ugly? I thought it was so bad even leftists hated it?
is there a single attractive character in the show? all 3 of those things are hideous. And im suprised this shit even got renewed for S2, aside from the drama surrounding the first episode this shit fell off a cliff, i forgot all about it until this shitty bot ad post.
>is there a single attractive character in the show?
moronic.
Holy shit that's awful animation.
looks like a fusion of hank and dean venture
Is that an Asian with literally yellow skin and slant eyes?
That's racist as frick, I literally can't even, oof and yikes to that.
Most unrealistic part is her getting anywhere near Chang.
The west keeps getting mogged by Japan
dungeon meshi is good though
you can't find an anime bad enough that watching velma would be preferable to it.
the dialogue in velma makes Hokkaido Girls Are Super Cute sound like a treatise by ludwig wittgenstein
The west is already censoring Japanese content cause they know they can't compete
Nice
Nah, lefties would go out of their ways to like anything that righties hate.
It’s ugly so the targeted lefty audience can relate to it
The left hates beauty especially beautiful women.
Scrappy kills Velma in the end
Would for both.
straightest black guys
look at those zesty homies
why are americans so degenerate
A combination of Zionism and high fructose corn syrup.
Is there anything more disgusting than effeminate black men?
yes, flamboyant gays of latin american indio heritage are more disgusting
>Bucku No Breaku
criminally underrated
boku no pico american remake
This homie lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift
Bucks headin ova to massa for a quick breakin
dayum blk bois look like that?
Sugar in their tank
I would rfather zesty blacks than violent blacks.
>rfather
If they had one of those they might not be so violently zesty.
wtf American live action adaptation of JoJo???!!!
thats unironically the perfect representation of those types that didn't grow out of it and peaked at 17-19
>t. know at least 5 different ones
That got a second season? I remember it being universally panned. If was so leftist that the leftist thought it was making fun of them.
One of those "One big order split into multiple seasons" things.
most animated shows are ordered these days with a ton of episodes and they split them into two seasons so even dogshit nobody watched will get a second season because it was already made and paid for (unless they shelve it for tax purposes which they didn’t in this case for some reason)
It didn't get shelved because it's obviously so enormously popular.
They had already ordered the show with two season from the beginning.
Is this supposed to be that one band from the show
The zeitgeist of Western cartoons in one screenshot
>female characters get their buccal fat removed
>they look like AGPs now
>for once, they aren’t blackwashing the redhead (probably caught onto the fact people are noticing this tendency)
>blackwash the blonde instead but give the redhead far lighter skin than 99% of her depictions
Wait the hex girls have been in more than witches ghost before this?
They were in Mystery Incorporated, though I don't remember what they looked like.
They were in Guess Who
Those two characters in OP’s pic aren’t the same characters.
>they aren’t blackwashing the redhead
I'm not convinced she was intended to be white. Her voice actress has always been black, though the depictions of the character's skin tone varies:
https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/characters/Scooby-Doo/Luna/
I think they call them redbones/high yellow?
Wait a second, if that's supposed to be the goth rock band, why are two of them in OP's pic wearing police badges?
I liked season one genuinely. Will I like two?
>reboot classic kids series without the most iconic character
This show's production had a ludicrous amount of moronic decisions made, but taking Scooby-Doo out of Scooby-Doo has to be the dumbest by far and that's saying a lot.
They made Thorn hotter
Holy shit they really didn't cancel this after the first one
>get dumped the entire season on MAX
>velma fricking dies
>nobody cares enough to shitpost
so its over
Does jeetma actually die? Link?
she gets killed by Scrappy
>more unnecessary Scrappy-Doo hate
frick James Gunn with a rusty ice pick
Pretty sure Scrappy killing Velma makes Scrappy the hero of the ages
That's some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
why is everyone black?
Wtf is this accent even???
Sounds to me like Finnish or even Icelandic. Perhaps Baltic or Polish
I was wrong, channel is Algerian lol
Holy frick, this shit is worse than I thought... Elementary school tier fan-fic moronation
I don't watch shows whose only gimmick is to self-insert the writer's hatred for me and people like me
This. Scooby-Doo is a comfy cartoon. I don’t need to see it turned into some soap box shit full of Rick & Morty-tier gore and swearing. Tired of everything needing to be a cynical and filled to the brim with contempt
Europeans are the most sought out race on every dating site. They can't stand it
>Europeans are the most sought out race
Sorry bud but that title goes to black men as the most desirable
Second least behind Indian men.
I'm not a homosexual or a woman, so I don't watch cartoons.
Cinemaphile bros?
Cinemaphile here, I am neither a homosexual nor a woman. I do watch cartoons, but not this one.
Why do they do this?
Why must they made destroy beauty and make everything ugly?
They despite even the hint of the male gaze just that much
The first season had sexy naked ladies.
And that was a problem to be corrected.
Besides, those b***hes were probably stank
>Besides, those b***hes were probably stank
They were in the shower
Nasty b***hes have an unrepressable stank
aren't the characters supposed to be underaged?
>aren't the characters supposed to be underaged?
other versions are even younger
The show makes a joke about goths
How does it go?
Left is better-looking than right. Fact
because that's how these people would look in real life
Satsuki Kiryuuin has seen better days
Humiliation ritual.
Don't forget to sage your posts, friend.
That's the essence of leftism.
Being rich is oppressive so everyone must be equally poor.
Being beautiful is oppressive (pretty privilege etc) so everyone must be equally ugly
SJWs love that
Thanks for giving me an excuse to post these
mentally ill troon scribblings anon
OINGO BOING BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
Sir I'm gonna ask kindly to not post this ever again.
what the frick am i looking at
Looks like Danganronpa homosexualified.
what the actual frick
>pic
Super cringe but, on the other hand, if everything ecchi was draw like that I'm pretty sure we could prevent most trooning outs.
Trannies are so incredibly delusional.
This troon thought those clown images were hirable.
Disregard the politics of it entirely, this homie drew those images and thought to himself
>These are good enough to earn a salary
it's because they hang out in hugboxes like reddit
If I drew that there is no amount of liars that could convince me the art quality is as good as those lewd cards.
You have to be totally warped to accept that belief into your heart
oh anon humans can be convinced of way crazier shit than that.
I am willing to accept peoples reasons for why they believe some pretty insane shit even if I think its crazy. But posting those images with the caption "hire me" I just really can't conceive of it. I can't put myself in the shoes of someone who believes that.
Law of reversal.
>Why must they made destroy beauty and make everything ugly?
Read Harrison Bergeron, it's short.
>https://archive.org/stream/HarrisonBergeron/Harrison%20Bergeron_djvu.txt
European envy, the most beautiful race only 8% of the population. If you're gone then they'll be pretty
they're leftists, they despise beauty and success.
No. I never watched the first either.
It's for mouth breathing morons.
I don't know who these characters are.
Are those the hex girls
i bet they/them were selfinserting again
It's like a terrible fanfic
why the frick does he look like this?
It's a thinly veiled reference to the James Gunn movie where he turns into a monster.
no idea
I'm not one of the 0.0001% of sentient humans who has chosen to watch this show
Anyone else think that Scrappy is giving off Chucky vibes? Or is it because he is a small serial killer.
Is this some new kind of spite model for showmaking? who is this show even supposed to appeal to? what is the hypothetical demographic? how did they even pitch this HBO?
>"Yeah we want to make a new take on scooby-doo but this time all the characters are ugly and insufferable and the best part is Scooby isn't even in the show."
Why would they have greenlit this, let alone renew it for another season. Are they using this show to launder money or something?
>Are they using this show to launder money or something?
That or tax write offs.
"Deconstructively subversive" was in vogue in 2020 powered wholly by current events and a big but short lived flare-up of white guilt. Studios took on lots of projects aiming for it because it matched with their personal politics. When the blip ended like a year later, studios had show commitments for multiple seasons of shit that nobody actually wanted to watch.
I find it amusing how unabashedly radical how some of the depictions in this show are. I've never watched it but the people working on this are based for not giving a single frick about the negative rep it has.
Edgy for the sake of edgy long since ceased to be good.
True, it isn't 2014 anymore. However it's going in their favor since it's directing traffic towards their show.
It's really not, no one gives much of a frick about cartoons these days so whether or not there's controversy surrounding them is irrelevant.
>traffic
Not really. Season wan was abysmal viewer ratings, and viewership doesn't persist through that. Hate watching isn't enough people to justify a new season renewal. The show was a 2 season package, so HBO had to do this one.
the simple fact that the whole season was dumped at once and not weekly means they dont have trust on it having good ratings, just like the season season of He-man
That makes much more sense then. Had no idea it was a 2-season deal.
Yea love it or hate it, you gotta respect it
>the people working on this are based for not giving a single frick
They already got paid for 2 seasons. They have no reason at all to care. They got theirs.
>Bro can you believe all these goddamn rich white people getting away with crimes all the time?
Yeah they’re really breaking new ground and fighting the powers that be.
How did they already shit out a second season for it so fast?
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i'm going to fricking rape your throat until it's sore and full of blisters and ulcers from my pozzed load splurging down it, you fricking subhuman israelite homosexual
pwned!!!
>mc is the creator's self insert disguised as their uncreative oc
>said self insert is a persecution fantasy and a power fantasy at the same time
>the work itself is literally just a Frankensteined corpse based off of an iconic pop culture franchise with no meaningful or creative things to say
>art is bad and ugly
>the creator's personal moronic propaganda is shoehorned into the work with no tact whatsoever
>the creator is a sheltered jackass with no idea how the real world works
I baffles me that Chris-Chan unintentionally predicted shit like this. The only thing missing from Velma is it to sometimes poorly imitate anime and you have an average issue of his magnum opus.
Can't unsee now.
Dumpy-shitskin-lesbians.exe will not load. Thank god.
>turned Thorn into a crackhead hag
Maybe WB does deserve to go bankrupt after all
And maybe you deserve to lose your virginity.
Mindy's not gonna frick you, bro
Nta btw
>>J-JUST HAVE SEX INCEL!!!
>t. Warner Bros/Discovery marketing intern
Go eat a shotgun homosexual
didn't even know it was out, they're burying it lol
I hate them so much bros
It looks like something out of the Venture Bros. When they show them old and washed up.
That would make sense if it's based on a washed up aging rockstar. I don't think they thought that but it would make sense if it were to go that route.
peak trust fund slop
Life is too short to bother with hate-watching.
This, always. You're a brainwashed consumer if you think everything needs your attention or reaction.
Mindy is a spiteful lasagna
Lasagna has beef in it.
>leftists and their corporations need your input to propagate their cancer
Blackrock trillions are laughing at you.
Just pirate it, dummy. I’m not gonna stick my head in the sand.
No
Test
That's some ugly stinky Indian-Mindy jealousy
Did this show ever actually show female nudity after it did it just do the usual prudish American thing where the chickened out and showed breasts from the armpit up or something covering the "dirty" bits like a strategically placed shower bottle in the foreground covering the nipple area.
I've been dying for a slightly edgy reboot of Scooby Doo but not like this bros 🙁
Cartoons in 1930 - fluid as frick, feast for eyes, can even do fake 3D sometime as a flex
Cartoons 95 years later - Ancient Egypt tier murals
So Velma ever get that BWC her very Indian female soul craves?
You know it's weird, nasty dumpy Indian b***hes like this Velma kinda get me going, would convert and turn her into a White supremacist.
How are there enough dumpy brown queers around to make this trash profitable?
>Profit
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
Hex Hag
They made it uglier? How did it get renewed when no one watched it?
Does the show do any like meta commentary on all the hate that Indians are getting recently? Just to clarify that my problems are with the Indians from India who have not integrated and aren't Westernized. The American born Indians that are culturally different from real Indians of South Asia are fine, I guess. I just have a problem with the actual culture of foreign Indians, the people who are taking away American jobs while also scamming Americans even though it was Great Britain that colonized India.
No because my brain isn't smooth like yours.
Is Mindy still self inserting perving on underage lesbians in "her" show?