Aren't you a little short for a crusader?

Aren't you a little short for a crusader?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    aren't you a little israelitey for an arab, Eva?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was supposed to be of Frankish descent, basically a proto-Pied Noir

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha, you assume that will emasculate me but it merely made me brick up

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crusader bad
    >Muslim good

    Saved you two hours

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like you saved yourself two hours by not watching the movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah they were an invading force who wanted to genocide people and take over the silk road because "MuH PoPe said God wanted it"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice bait bud

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Simple facts are considered bait by the rightwing moron
          Glad some things will always stay the same

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Muslims were murdering and looting the corpses of pilgrims heading to the Holy Land.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              so? just don't go where you're not wanted, problem solved. it's not your country, stay the frick out.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Muslims followed your advice they would have never left Saudi Arabia, dumbass.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok now do illegal immigrants

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you do realize that muslims were the ones who invaded the region and were an occupying force, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hate this movie for this.
      >good crusaders are atheist muslim lovers
      >bad ones fight muslims

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hate this movie for this.
      >good crusaders are atheist muslim lovers
      >bad ones fight muslims

      Inshallah they are based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the people who plunder a foreign country for made-up reasons are... the bad guys???

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for made-up reasons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder: the crusades started because muslims kept attacking christians

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were attacking France? Or the Byzantine Empire?

        And if it was in defense of the Byzantines why didn’t they return the land to them, but instead kept it for themselves and even fought off the Byzantines who tried to ask for it back?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stfu revisionist Black person.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did attack France after invading Spain actually

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were attacking Europe for several hundreds year, invading and occupying large parts of it, taking slaves, and so on. Eventually euros got their shit together and pushed them back.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood would never produce a pro-Christian film

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meet the new guy on the block
    >instantly start an affair with him
    Frick you, Ridley, fricking hack

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      her husband deserved it.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait was this a real line in the movie? How is this allowed?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manlets aren't considered human by the rest of the world so it's cool

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do some regular war shit that humans have been doing since the dawn of time and are still doing today
    >1000 years later some virgins argue about who was right and how "their side" is good guys and the other side is bad guys
    Hilarious.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RISE A JANNY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought that scene was Hollywood BS about social equality that they somehow work into every medieval movie
      But it actually happened IRL
      (Except most of the guys he knighted came from knightly families anyway. He just knighted them before they were “ready” basically.)

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no first crusade kino? everything is late crusades (if at all) I'd figure the first crusade would be the most interesting to depict but nobody seems to want to actually do that.

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