How do yo respond without sounding mad?
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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
How do yo respond without sounding mad?
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Sorry, wrong cell.
>Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Aren't you a little fat for a b***h who does cocaine all day?
Damn it I thought about making this exact thread weeks ago
I am too tall for the Air force
How tall are stormtroopers generally?
>why are you in a cell without a toilet?
>where do you piss? where do you shit?
>do you crap in your pants?
Mark Hammil was 5'11.. and it was already considered short in the 70s.
How do we cope almost 6ft bros...
Stormtroopers were originally all clones, so him being the wrong height is something to notice.
No, none of them were ever clones. That stupid idea came decades later. Any normal person could join the empire. Stormtroopers were obviously selected for physical traits like height so they could be imposing.
No, dude. At the time, they were clones. Just because the EU did it differently, doesn’t mean it wasn’t Lucas’ intention. Remember, Lucas didn’t consider the EU as his canon. Within Lucas’ canon, they were clones.
Nope. Not at all until like twenty years later
Okay so where the frick does it say in any of the movies that all the stormtroopers are clones of Boba Fett.
I never said they were clones of Boba Fett. I said that they were clones. And Boba Fett himself is a clone of the original guy, Jango Fett.
Okay so where does the OT say that?
Interviews and audio commentaries. The stormtroopers being clones was a thing until around the release of RotS. Lucas mentions it in commentary for AotC.
>Within Lucas’ canon,
homie.
george lucas smoked weed throughout college and hired a ghost writer to rip off flash gordon.
Source?
Mark Hamill is 5'7''
Aren't you a little old-looking and raspy voiced for a 21-year old? You'll be an old hag by 30 and dead by 60, mark my words.
I'd just listen
And that's what nobody did
She’s supposed to be 19 in that scene.
That sounds mad though
I wouldn't. and that's what no-one else did.
Size matters not!
good
better
best
>Yeah but add my dick to my height and I’m six foot four
Rape, realistically what could she do?
Oral rape. Then sodomy.
I just turn 360° and walk away
5'9 is the average height and you'd never know I was 5'9 if I was standing next to a 6 footer
delusional
Nobody tell him
Same type of chicks don't even know how tall 6'2 even is, so dudes who are a bit shorter than that will just lie and they'll believe it.
At least my planet didn't get blown up.
'making fun of my height wont un-blow up your planet. let's go.'
>He could have had sex with her right there and there was nothing anyone could do about it
there are no bras in space
>2024
>it's okay to be fat
>it's okay to be a troony
>it's okay to be a gay
>it's okay to be a woman
>it's okay to be black
>it's okay to be a pedophile
>it's NOT okay to be short
why
I don't remember this obsession with height in my youth (90s). You had to be taller than your girlfriend, which wasn't really difficult, and that's it. Even the same height was okay.
When did this madness start?
social media
I'll drop the ironic facade for a moment and say this: it's still like that, women don't have overblown expectations like homosexuals make it to be.
But I'm gonna troll incels nonetheless and crush their spirit with statistics and tiktok videos that mean jack shit.
>women don't have overblown expectations like homosexuals make it to be.
literally not a single guy under 5'10'' back in high school ever had a gf. there was one guy under 5'8'' and the girls would talk about him like he was a rotting leper. two of my friends were 6'5'' and ugly as sin - scrawny, acne riddled, weird skulls, one constantly had warts on his hands - they both fricked half a dozen chicks before graduation. can't even lie since everyone gets their height measured in front of the whole class once a year in gym class.
>women don't have overblown expectations like homosexuals make it to be.
literally not a single guy under 6'3'' back in high school ever had a gf. there was one guy under 6'0'' and the girls would talk about him like he was a rotting leper. two of my friends were 7'0'' and ugly as sin - scrawny, acne riddled, weird skulls, one constantly had warts on his hands - they both fricked half a dozen chicks before graduation. can't even lie since everyone gets their height measured in front of the whole class once a year in gym class.
>Aren't you a little ugly to be a princess, fricking b***h
i proceed with my programming
>Judge me by my size, do you?
Aren't you a little loose for a princess?
Blast her
Huh? Oh the uniform.
>Take off the helmet
I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you.
What would you do in this situation?
I'd frick both of them
Go blow up the Death Star.