Arent you the boys thatve been whacking off in my tool shed?

Aren’t you the boys that’ve been whacking off in my tool shed?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean the boys off which in whose tool shed they've been whacking?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you go all the way to somebody else's tool shed to jerk off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can't wait until some 30+ boomer swoops in and tells us about whacking off in the tool shed like it's something to be proud of

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are no 30 year old boomers you moronic b***h.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ahhh yes, the great Gulf War baby boom.

          >t. zoomer that still doesn't know what a boomer is and thinks it just means people older than them.

          It's a meme you dip

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ahhh yes, the great Gulf War baby boom.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. zoomer that still doesn't know what a boomer is and thinks it just means people older than them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek this one really got the retirement home millennials riled up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the point of jerking off if there's no element of danger involved? You're just moving fluids from one place to another.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you wack off in your own tool shed? Sicko.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the handles, of all the tools. Covered in SPLOOGE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I whacked off in my parent's tool shed once. It was nice and peaceful and I could be assured nobody would bother me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I once jerk offd in a deer hunting stand
        I had a lost of things I wanted to do that summer, one of which included jerking off in nature

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, that sounds pretty comfy. I would have busted over the edge and watch it fall all the way to the ground.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed thats where the old boomer kept his porno mags

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beavis and butthead do America was better than it had any right to be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's extremely funny how neither of them has even the vaguest idea of what's going on around them. The plot with the criminals, the FBI, the bioweapon, Beavis and Butthead just wander through it completely oblivious to all of it, making things happen within that plot entirely on accident. It's so funny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if Bruce Willis remembers being in this movie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          considering his wife was also in it, at least one remembers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >does anyone have any questions?
      >uh yes sir...is this uh, heh heh, is this a God dam?
      The show was genius. The movie was genius too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >GET OUTTA THE wienerPIT! NOW!!
        >hehehehahaha you said coc-
        >GET OUT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love everything about it
          The Pantera "This Love" video review is one of my favorite pieces of television
          >do you think uhh, you think this guys dad used to beat him or something
          >heh, yeah, DAMMIT PANTERA, I SAID GET TO YOUR ROOM, STOP CRYING LIKE A GOD DAMN LITTLE GIRL
          >woah, like, settle down Beavis

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They would never say yes sir

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They said shit like that sometimes when they were being smartasses or when they were trying to do whatever they thought normal people sound like
          They said "ma'am" sometimes too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah they do its just smartassy like this guy said

          They said shit like that sometimes when they were being smartasses or when they were trying to do whatever they thought normal people sound like
          They said "ma'am" sometimes too

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For my whole life I remembered Butthead being the smart one and it was a shock when I rewatched and realized Beavis is actually the smart one. Butthead is just more aggressive and mogs Beavis

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      recently watched the old series first 4 season on archive.org, strongly suggest cause it has the music videos unlike streaming services would, found ton of good music too

      lel i had the same realization recently

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He said whacking off.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today we are going to be talking about the PENIS!!!!!!!

    And the TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the BASKIN!!!!!!!
      and the ROBERTS!!!!!!!

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