no one cares about the fricking plot of these schlock movies, they come out around Halloween, and morons consoom them because it's seasonal or whatever
I’m calling it now. Kramer jr wasn’t a stillborn. He survived but with severe complications/deformities. His parents manage to keep him a secret so that he could inherit the Jigsaw legacy when he got older
hopefully. horror franchises in the 80's that started off grounded ended up supernatural by the 3rd movie. saw is at movie x, if they want to extend this franchise, they need to start going the supernatural route to keep jigsaw involved.
Hello Jim, I want to play a game.
For too long you've bandied about quarrelsome opinions to feed your ego. Well now you'll have to feed it literally to avoid your fate. You are strapped to your chair. In five minutes, the tennis rackets across the room will unleash a barrage of tennis balls until your head is reduced to nothing but your loud mouth. In front of you is a plate of thirty cheeseburgers. They are Wendy's. You must eat all thirty before the five minutes is up. Fill your stomach with garbage or face the backlash of balls.
They are obviously eye focus tubes.
He is going to have to watch a video of an all white couple with 7 kids making Christmas cookies and going to church, and being non diverse.
That’s true horror
>When you were in Kindergarten, you made fun of a cross-eyed kid you saw on TV. Even though you were a kid, you never knew the kid on TV personally and you work as Optometrist, your act was so disgusting to make someone see double. This will be your cross now. Tubes have been inserted into your eye sockets to make your eyes crossed. If you blink or try to readjust your vision, gas will fill the room to suffocate you. Make your choice.
im guessing you havent watched it either. the plot must be so garbage by now
It's not out yet you fricking moron. But here's a spoiler. It's a vaccum tube trap. Has to do something within a time limit or his eyes get sucked out of his head. Was shown at the Summer Horror Fest
>in 5 minutes, this machine will test your blood >you have to replace all of it with this syringe and a vat of ketchup >if the test still shows you're blood-related to onii-chan after 5 minutes, this giant boot will STEP on your BROTHER
>Brazilian fart porn has consumed your life >Now it will consume you >The six tubes around your chamber are connected to the asses of these six cows, imported from Brazil >You must cut off your nose, or the methane will build up and smother you in its stench
Something something you did wrong something something something self mutilation challenge something something somethings suck your eyes out, make your choice.
>You loved staring at women's breasts and screaming the made up word "booba" at the top of your lungs. You post gifs of a cartoon frog's eyes bulging comically out of its head. >Now you're going to have your eyes shoot out for real, unless you cut off your own fapping hand.
What's your favorite jigsaw trap? Mine is the one where a guys dick is strapped to a catapult like contraption that when releases, it rips his dick off, arcs around and launches it up his butthole. Its activated when he gets a boner, and jigsaw shows him some pics of nude 17 year olds
They'll have the younger looking Mexican girl survive. Saw has never had the balls to kill off any teenagers that ended up in the traps. >b-b-b-but what about the guy's dead son in 3
We never saw the kid die onscreen and he was already dead, his death was just part of another character's backstory.
I'm gonna roll marbles down that tube until you pull a tv remote out of your ass or something
>the return of jigsaw
what? but john kramer died...
Nope. He had a twin brother
no one cares about the fricking plot of these schlock movies, they come out around Halloween, and morons consoom them because it's seasonal or whatever
>Halloween
release date is september 29
halloween posting has already started you homosexual
Saw 3D, the last annual one, came out in 2010.
AI mothafrickaaaaaz
It takes place between 1 and 2
I’m calling it now. Kramer jr wasn’t a stillborn. He survived but with severe complications/deformities. His parents manage to keep him a secret so that he could inherit the Jigsaw legacy when he got older
Screencap this
Resurrected by a demon
hopefully. horror franchises in the 80's that started off grounded ended up supernatural by the 3rd movie. saw is at movie x, if they want to extend this franchise, they need to start going the supernatural route to keep jigsaw involved.
Is it the same demon that resurrected Art the Clown?
It's a prequel to Saw 2.
>drift into the abyss
it's Jim Kramer his evil twin
Pulled a Chucky
Now he's the doll
Frickin' outlaw indie mudshow bullshit killin' the bidness
Hello Jim, I want to play a game.
For too long you've bandied about quarrelsome opinions to feed your ego. Well now you'll have to feed it literally to avoid your fate. You are strapped to your chair. In five minutes, the tennis rackets across the room will unleash a barrage of tennis balls until your head is reduced to nothing but your loud mouth. In front of you is a plate of thirty cheeseburgers. They are Wendy's. You must eat all thirty before the five minutes is up. Fill your stomach with garbage or face the backlash of balls.
explain this trap. i stopped watching after 2
hes gonna pee in the tubes
im guessing you havent watched it either. the plot must be so garbage by now
Well you see the tubes form an X when he looks upward, which is part of the name of the movie.
Probably acid or something I assume
They are obviously eye focus tubes.
He is going to have to watch a video of an all white couple with 7 kids making Christmas cookies and going to church, and being non diverse.
That’s true horror
Jordan Peele really has revolutionized the horror genre huh?
>When you were in Kindergarten, you made fun of a cross-eyed kid you saw on TV. Even though you were a kid, you never knew the kid on TV personally and you work as Optometrist, your act was so disgusting to make someone see double. This will be your cross now. Tubes have been inserted into your eye sockets to make your eyes crossed. If you blink or try to readjust your vision, gas will fill the room to suffocate you. Make your choice.
It's not out yet you fricking moron. But here's a spoiler. It's a vaccum tube trap. Has to do something within a time limit or his eyes get sucked out of his head. Was shown at the Summer Horror Fest
False. Its probably goinh to be rats in the tubes.
SON OF A GUN I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!
are they funneling piss into that man's eyes?
>You've e watched hours and hours of watersports on the internet, at the expense of your social life
>Now you'll see it up close
kek i would watch a saw movie where all the traps are a response to whatever moronic porn the victim watches
I only watch hentai exclusively. Come at me Jiggy.
Tentacles pierce your eyes
>you've fapped to 2d drawings all your life
>now this flattening machine will turn you 2d
>in 5 minutes, this machine will test your blood
>you have to replace all of it with this syringe and a vat of ketchup
>if the test still shows you're blood-related to onii-chan after 5 minutes, this giant boot will STEP on your BROTHER
>Brazilian fart porn has consumed your life
>Now it will consume you
>The six tubes around your chamber are connected to the asses of these six cows, imported from Brazil
>You must cut off your nose, or the methane will build up and smother you in its stench
>You've spent hours watching twinks get topped by muscledaddies, with no concern for their plight
>now its your turn
Something something you did wrong something something something self mutilation challenge something something somethings suck your eyes out, make your choice.
>You loved staring at women's breasts and screaming the made up word "booba" at the top of your lungs. You post gifs of a cartoon frog's eyes bulging comically out of its head.
>Now you're going to have your eyes shoot out for real, unless you cut off your own fapping hand.
What's your favorite jigsaw trap? Mine is the one where a guys dick is strapped to a catapult like contraption that when releases, it rips his dick off, arcs around and launches it up his butthole. Its activated when he gets a boner, and jigsaw shows him some pics of nude 17 year olds
I like the one where they were massacred by a chainsaw in texas
The good news is he lived. The bad news is he didn't walk right for a week. And also his dick was ripped off.
>and jigsaw shows him some pics of nude 17 year olds
just in case the sick frick didn't deserve his fate before
He's jigsawed me!
We need a Saw movie that focuses on animal punishment. They did it back in mediaeval times so they could do it today
>here’s a rusty drill
>pull out your cerebral tissue
Just kill me you homosexual.
so this will be the next spam for the few next months? Fricking kill me
So what are the chances someone will actually survive. havent the last few just killed everyone for the chance to put more gore on screen.
They'll have the younger looking Mexican girl survive. Saw has never had the balls to kill off any teenagers that ended up in the traps.
>b-b-b-but what about the guy's dead son in 3
We never saw the kid die onscreen and he was already dead, his death was just part of another character's backstory.