>ARGHH ANON SAVE ME
What would you have done to survive the Mist?
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>ARGHH ANON SAVE ME. What would you have done to survive the Mist?
>ARGHH ANON SAVE ME
What would you have done to survive the Mist?
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Kill the religious freak in her sleep and then just stay inside.
>portal to what looks like Hell opens
>demonic looking monsters leap out of it and start hunting people
>"haha crazy christian lady is so dumb to claim that Apocalypse has come lmao"
King can't fricking write without exposing his anti-religious butthurt. It was absolutely logical in that situation for many people to side with the christian lady.
>gets shanked in her sleep
>goes to heaven if she's right
i dont see the problem
>anti-religious
Seethe christcuck. Not everyone is as dumb and low IQ as you people. I won't believe in hell even if Satan himself appears before me and calls me a homosexual.
>Satan himself appears before me and calls me a homosexual
He's the lord of lies, why would he speak the truth?
r/atheism is three doors down. and don't forget your fedora
>Not everyone is as dumb and low IQ as you people.
>I won't believe in hell even if Satan himself appears before me
the duality of schizos
The ending scene in the movie pretty is pro-religion, though. They lost faith, and started offing themselves. When it was finally the enablers(the one who led them astray) turn to kill himself, salvation rolls through and he gets to suffer in regret and shame for not believing.
thats disconnected from the actual story tho, originally king had an open ending and the whole stuff with the mass suicide didnt happen.
i know alot of people like the ending of the movie mainly because of the shockvalue but i would have actually preferred kings version.
King's version is just sequel bait though
it leaves the ending open to interpretation which i actually like better.
Fpbp and trips
This man is right
>What would you have done to survive the Mist?
I wouldnt even try.
She was right though, gay.
What was the mist monster exactly and where did it come from?
another dimension
It wasnt one monster, it was an entire ecosystem that came through another dimension, kind of like Half Life
Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension.
Think demons mixed with giant bugs.
Vacuum it.
Get a really big fan and blow the mist away. Problem solved.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE HAVE BEEN STUCK FOR 0.24 SECONDS IM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY
>see a few giant bugs
>AAAAAAHHH JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED WE MUST SACRIFICE CHILDREN
It only lasts for a couple of hours doesn't it? It's a risk, but I'd get to my car and just drive. A mist rolling in out of nowhere would pretty damn weird; don't think it'd be unreasonable to book it right away.
Rape a woman then kill myself.
>survive the Mist
The mist creatures were not intelligent and largely uncreative. This means any bunker with lots of goods would be sufficient to survive.
>bugs start gathering around the windows
>they keep flashing lights at them
they were fricking moronic and deserved to die
not "they", only those 2 moronic rednecks.
How did that one lady manage to survive the mist and get her kids?
Luck
I would have figured out that they hate fire within the first day. From there, we use the grocery store materials to get a massive amount of fire going in order to build a perimeter. Progress out of the store and acquire a few vehicles. Build several makeshift flamethrowers and molotovs, stock up on gasoline, then prepare to set out. If the mist is finite like in the movie, keep driving with the caravan until we get out. If it covers the planet, find a large cave nearby to hold up in or head to the nearest major city in hopes that they have some kind of defense going.
i would have stayed in the supermarket which had food and supplies for weeks if not months and waited for the military.
just like they should have done.
what if you needed medicine?
they could have done another pharmacy run, but a bit better planned this time.
Thought the monster was rarely shown but theres all types of monsters in this
Stay in the basement as usual. Its dark and looks like nobody is around anyway.
Why would you ever go into the mist if you hear crazy shit going on youd have to be tarded
If I was in the same situation as one of the characters? Barricade the supermarket. That's it. Go into the warehouse in the back and retrieve a bunch of warehouse shit to block the windows with.
Like 99% of horror movies, The Mist relies on the pure suicidal moronation of its characters to progress the plot.
I enjoyed watching him afraid and dying. He was mocking the others for being cautious and calling them pussies
I always liked this actor
>Angus
>Major Payne
>Sherminator in American Pie
>Black Sheep
I remember people gave him shit when he was photographed waiting tables in LA.
Just watch the shit unfold while eating all the icecream. Maybe get a can or two of RAID, and incense to keep the bugs away. Also protective clothing.
I would have covered every crevice of my house in semen. If I was with the group in the store, I would have raped the old lady just to assert my dominance.
Literally a realistic lesson about sometimes is better to wait for help instead of being le Hollywood brave hero
>but the religious
Just hide or pretend until the Army does something
Build a giant fan and turn it on.
Okay so do I watch this? Sounds kino but it was released back when clovershit was popular
Yes it's good despite being King. Also no shakycam bullshit.
Without Cinemaphile I’d probably freak out and break all the windows in the supermarket, sacrificing us all. Or maybe I get ACK sooner I don’t know…. But I’m getting ACK one way or another
>lost everything of value in his life
I don't know but... what do you think the monsters would do if you pooped and slid your poop in to the mist on a tray? Do you think they would take it?
I would be in my basement oblivious to it all. By the time the military rolled in to save me I'd have gone up to the fridge for a Dr. Pepper.
>AAARRRGHH I DON'T WANT TO GET DRAGGED BY THIS TENTACLE MONSTER BE FORCED TO HAVE AN ORGY AND PROBABLY THE BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE.
Kek, what a homosexual.