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looks like some shitty space sitcom from the 70s.
Why are against this, it seems like an alright movie and I like Sam Rockwell.
It's pure slop
I don't mind that sometimes
Is it based on a book or something I have no idea about anything regarding this movie
>It's okay when Mario does it
Is the slop with you in the room?
No, it’s in the movie theaters.
#angryatargylle
Hahaha
looool
it took a bunch of things I liked and turned them into a version inwhich makes them look awful
but I'll watch it, I'm just so fatigued from what cinema has become that I have no intention of spending a cent there ever again
he's overexposed, same character in every shit. i was shocked to see recently that he's the baddie in 2000 charlies angels. which was good but set the fricking type that i didn't need to see 200 more times.
Besides nobody knows he's in it, as far as anyone knows this movie is about henry cavil dancing with Slupa dip
That 2000s Charlie’s Angels was pure kino and he was great as Knox.
matthew vaughn is reddit incarnate. he takes concepts that would be fun on paper and somehow makes them tedious. he also has the edgy streak of a 16 year old who just discovered the internet.
literally looks like a troony on the poster
>he also has the edgy streak of a 16 year old who just discovered the internet
so do people who call everything reddit but I guess you already knew that
Rockwell was funny in galaxy question
>it seems like an alright movie
When did you lose your sight, anon? Are you dictating your posts to your handler now?
This movie made me realise that, with a beard, Sam Rockwell turns into Will Forte.
Reddit has a hateboner for Scottish Fold cats
Feed it some fricking tendon if you're worried about its collagen levels
it just looks moronic something made for catladies and i'm sad /ourboy/ got sucked into a shit project even if it was a nice payday
Henry is box office poison.
I'd argue the people paired up with Henry Cavill are box office poison and any woke slop script he has to work with.
That's fair enough. People don't want to admit that movie stars aren't a thing anymore and scapegoat lead actors.
>shit movie bombs
i... i'm perplexed...? maybe don't spam the trailer everywhere for 3 months showing how shit it is
Awful trailer that fails to give you a reason to watch it. Oh you like Dua Lipa? Well that's not the main story so doubt you'll see much of her, here's a CGI cat instead.
>here's a CGI cat instead.
i-is it better than Garfield?
I know she's a fridge irl, but frick me she looks good all dolled up
good thing i have a makeup and clothes fetish
>I like my women to look feminine and beautiful
you sick freak, you
it's 2024 so i probably am a sick frick for liking that
Henry Cavill's career is in the fricking shitter
His career actually lasted way longer than I expected so I give him that
Oi mate! It’s in the bloody shitter init!?
Cavil has the most nothingest personality in Hollywood.
Cavill is the kind of guy I could be best friends with. He would get me and be there for me.
Cavill's Hollywood career has been a tragedy. He's a well liked enough guy, but he's one of those actors who are cursed to never pick a good script, and his agent does absolutely no favors for him.
Imagine getting cast as fricking Superman right in the middle of hype for The Avengers.
You must be thinking you're living on easy street for the rest of your Hollywood career.
Another L for Samuel L Jackson.
looks okayish
Its a fun movie.
I'm surprised this has bombed so bad considering some of these other similar looking slops like Saltburn have been worshipped before anyone has even seen it. Dua is one of my most frequent searches on Mr deep fakes so I'd take any kino with her in it, also Sam rockwell and caville are based, I hope there's some kino there boys.
>similar looking slops like Saltburn
how in the holy frick would you compare these 2?
I haven't seen either but all new movies are going for the same gay aesthetic with all the cast ensembled in some black comedy fashion. No I won't watch Saltburn.
She's in it for like 5 mins tops
And she looks fricking cum shotgun hot for all 5.
She looked boring as frick and I'm glad she wasn't in it much.
You're gay
>cum shotgun
Saltburn is the classic awards bait movie. No one will remember that shit after awards season.
Saltburn only made $21 million at the box-office.
Saltburn can't have cost much money to make.
Duabros, her acting career still has a chance, right?
she looks like a food for a pet snake
>Pro Palestine
It's over before it even began
>albanian
muslimbros, just going to let these ladies get all uppity? what would the Prophet think?
>sam rockwell
of course it bombed
We all expected a manufactured dump left on someone's doorstep to have a place.
This movie's enduring legacy is going to be all the fat BDH content it gives us. I cannot wait for the webms, she's at her tubbiest in this movie and apparently the film showcases it.
She is insanely hot in this movie.
Up until she changes into a blonde wig for the last 40 minutes of the movie. Holy shit it looked awful and that oilskating and hallway dance scene killed any last care I had for the movie.
You are niggler, she is insanely hot after change, would be better if she remained ginger but it would ruin black-white-gold pallet
Looks like any even uglier version of Gadon
Who? She looks absolutely pretty you schwartztoid groid
She looks a little fat here.
No shit you, that's what makes her look amazingly pretty. It's like if someone made live action about anime Ready Penny from Fortnite, there's even animal in backpack.
Freemovieswatch saar thank you
What the hell is she doing here?
She attached knives to her boots and is "ice skating" on an oil slicked floor. Her body is very fat so the whole scene is jarring, as they play it off as elegant.
Had she already recovered her memory in this shitty scene?
Yeah she this was after the colorful smoke scene so she was competent again. She asked if the ice skating thing was a real memory, that she was pretty good at it, and this was her idea for the oil slick.
Matthew Vaughn is a fricking hack
Craig-gay detected
Yes although she asks if she actually was a good ice skater, meaning she clearly doesn't remember, but then proceeds to do triple pirouettes while stabbing an army of goons with combat knives, topping it off by deciding to empty a 50 round mag of her assault rifle while doing a 10x sitting spin.
>Her body is very fat so the whole scene is a good time if you are straight non troony man
Making Me horny with her huge milf ass
Just a Consideration alone that those two huge hills are covered with micro ginger hair and if I was Really small I could probably sit on one of these like on a fallen over red three contemplating about this strange skin toned very soft moon I am currently at
I'm assuming they're Quicksilvering. The only other question is what old song do they play during the slow motion CGI showcase?
Can you post screens from the first book signing? The entire audience was made out 10/10 teen girls
I hear you, but I am more into voluptuous women
>a little
She doesn’t look like she could run a city block
Is she supposed to be a lethal operative in this?
She was a cat lady novelist for 5 years, of course she got fat.
is there an action scene with BDH on a mobility scooter?
No
There's a scene where she is mobile
Now that I think about it... Vaughn made movie I always wanted. Bbw that kicks ass and isn't cringy Melissa McCarthy (I don't mind her just dislike cringe comedic reliefs)
Whomever thought it was a good idea to put her into that yellow dress should be taken out back and shot.
Magnet/stream link por favor, señor? I missed the first 5 minutes I was smoking a blunt in the car park.
The oil skating is when I completely checked out too. Fricking dumb cgi slop.
BBWkino
>BDH has cocooned
>probably had to use wire-work to have Sam Rockwell pick her up and put her fat thighs around his head
blessed scene
She even has a double chin, this is great, fatkino is back on the menu.
The amount of advertising I've seen online, they must have shattered a fortune +200m.
>The amount of advertising I've seen online, they must have shattered a fortune +200m.
I've seen a lot yeah and yet, I have no idea was the film was about and am only now learning Vaughn was producer of Kingsman and Kickass. if they leaned into that I missed it
>Vaughn was producer of Kingsman and Kickass. if they leaned into that I missed it
They tagged it "From the Twisted Mind of Matthew Vaughn" as if normies know who he is and what he has made. I only knew he made Kingsman and I follow movies quite a bit.
To be honest the most reasonable budget for this movies would've been 40M
180m probably just went to paying the cast
And that's just BDH's food bill.
That's probably what it was. The 200mil that keeps getting quoted is how much Apple TV paid to buy the movie from Matthew Vaughn.
These money laundering productions are getting more and more obvious.
Damn, Cavill can’t catch a break can he. Everything he has stared in other than TMFU has been trash.
Dilate
MoS and mission impossible were his best so far
The public loves him but he can’t pick roles for some reason
Cavill is a balding homosexual with tiny hands. No one wants to see that.
friendly reminder all the people who think BDH is hot are all hispanics like Angry Joe
I am whiter than 99999% of tv
And manlier too
post hand
Frick, what a shame. This flick had some glaring issues, especially towards the end, but it was still a fun watch and I'd rather Hollywood be inspired to make more unique scripts like this than churn out more capeshit of whatever established IP crap.
Also everyone in the film was good looking, even the extras, unheard of in modern cinema's woke nighertroonymutt hellscape.
>I'd rather Hollywood be inspired to make more unique scripts
Unique does not mean good. There are thousands of "unique" scripts floating around in Hollywod and 99.5% are trash. Studio execs might take this as a lesson to not trust new IPs, instead of realizing that they only let their inner circle group of well connected mid-talents produce, write and direct these movies, and that most of those people are untalented and could not recognize or produce a good script if their lives depended on it.
Well, Matthew Vaughn must have very good connections within the industry. His last three films have had budgets greater than 150 million and all of them have failed miserably.
It's unclear what the production budget for Argylle was. Apple paid $200m to buy it, but it was independently produced by Vaughn's own production company, and then sold to Apple. I'm assuming the actual budget was $150m or less. So Vaughn already got his huge payday (plus a hit to his reputation), and Apple is left holding the bag. Also marketing costs for Argylle were $80m
It's nothing compared to Dennis Vilunieivue or whatever the frick this creatures name whos BORING BORING I AM BORED drivels for "smart" people are constantly flopping and under performing and yet he gets higher and higher budget to direct his dogshit
Or James Gunn who made biggest DC Comics flop ever with full artistic freedom and 200 millions given and coordinated 5 last flops for DC and he is right now DC movies president and director behind Superisraelite L
Me wonder how wide their buttholes are.
I can't believe how many people think Nu Blade Runner and Dunc are masterpieces. They are massive disappointments and misfires, especially Dunc.
Because Gosling and Nostalgia 20 years later come back
And because interesting aesthetic decisions
>interesting aesthetic decisions
In the case of Dunc, terrible and generic aesthetic decisions
You know, I have been wondering about how bladerunners financials were not a career killer. Dunc still had a pretty big budget, crazy he could get it. Not like he did a small budget movie inbetween that got amazing reviews or the like as a redemption act, which would explain it.
it was called Arrival
>Or James Gunn who made biggest DC Comics flop ever
It performed about as well as WB's other movies during the straight to HBO Max era.
>and coordinated 5 last flops for DC
Those movies were mostly in the can before he signed on. His main job was to rip out most of the teasers for movies that weren't gonna happen anymore and promote them while WB dumped them all in one year.
Meanwhile the movie he actually worked on that released last year was the only comic book movie that didn't shit its pants and embarrass everyone involved.
>It performed about as well as WB's other movies during the straight to HBO Max era.
No it flopped unlike Kong vs Godzilla you disgusting shill troony
Peacemaker was viewed by 64k "people", Rebel Moon was viewed by 94 Million guys and gals
>Those movies were mostly in the can before he signed on.
No they weren't, especially not Aquaman 2 (with piss scenes infused), Flash (cut Cavill's appearance,obviously) and Black Adam
Gotg 3 is MCU
Imagine being disgusting fricking shill freak for degenerative element that is to go soon
Do they even pay you raj?
People really can't enjoy fun movies anymore? It certainly isn't better than the best Kingsman movie but it certainly is better than most things out now.
>People really can't enjoy fun movies anymore?
Just watch romancing the stone anon. This is dogshit made for noone.
honestly thought it would do better considering the cast
Too many white people for modern america thats why it floppwd.
Isn't this the same fricking movie?
One key difference is that Sandra Bullock's character hates her own book creation but Bryce Dallas Howard revels in her work and loves her Cavil and spy shit. Makes it far more positive pacing and momentum wise
I also had to think about that one when I watched the trailer.
>hot single female authors books turn out to be real so they get sucked into that kind of adventure with a hot man
It's kinda different in some ways but the premise is also really close.
Probably something I can watch with my girl and then bang later on while thinking about BDH
So isekai for women basically?
Total Recall + Bourne but main character is voluptuous rapeable goddess of fertility + Metal Gear Solid 2 bait + Metal Gear Solid V and Spec Ops The Line schizophrenic episodes
Alan Wake for women.
That's exactly what the trailer made me think.
>author's story comes to life and merging with reality
I swear "wait, i'm in a story?" already happened in Max Payne 1
the finnish dude made the same thing again
Hollywood finally decided its been long enough since Romancing the Stone they could do an "homage".
Saw it Friday. Two scenes were OK, which was the train scene that you saw in the commercial, and then the scene with the colorful smoke. There was so little agency to the characters that you are just exhausted by the end of the movie. And I know Sam Rockwell isn't an attractive guy, but Bryce Dallas Howard is distracting ugly in her numerous close ups of just her face. Her bloated face in that gas mask was actually vile.
>Jason Isaac Fuchs (born March 5, 1986) is an American actor and screenwriter, best known for writing Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012), Pan (2015) and Wonder Woman (2017).
Jason Fuchs?!
How is this a surprise to anyone?
Did it come as a surprise to the people involved with creating it?
Maybe if it were released as a straight to Hulu thing it could've been okay.
Sexy bawd
just because i thought dua lipa looked hot done up like this does NOT mean i will pay to watch this shit cmon now
Come on do it for action spy movies that cast popstar sexdolls for fun
Would have been a better movie if they did Dua Lipa as a nerd writing these novels and then have her glowup at the end.
Are we all pretending this bawd didn't get her career by sucking loads of penis?
Can we admit kingsman was never good? We’re already 4 movies in and only the first one was moderately successful. How do they keep making them when they don’t do too well? Is it a money laundering scheme by Matthew Vaughn?
He must have an agreement with the British glowies.
Why are the pushing dula peep front and center so much for this? She's a shit actress.
I didn't even know she was famous, thought she was some random d-lister they used for the intro scenes.
She’s attractive, white passing (in muttmerica), and she fricks Black folk
They’re going to make her and that dirt brown Hispanic into the next big thing
this is going to damage whatever career she has. Along with the rest of the cast.
Death to the lugenpresse gentlemen.
This is also 3x the sales of the next best movie, The Chosen at $6 millions
The entire industry is in free fall
It was pretty mid. Disappointing coming from this director. Feels like a story that looks good on paper but executes terribly on film.
>CGI cat for some reason even during scenes that it's just doing normal cat stuff
>Horrible CGI fight scenes
>Promotional materials showcasing Dua Lipa, John Cena, and Henry Cavill despite them being very minor characters
>Getting ahead of themselves and hinting an Argylle cinematic universe
On the plus side, BDH is insanely hot in this movie and any high test male will hardly contain their raging boner and insatiable desire to BREED her during the entire movie.
Fat BDH doesn't look good.
>>>>lgbt speaks
You wish troonoid. Henry remains undisputed king of kino.
My desire to dick her down was insane by the end, shut up
One of the worst marketed movies in a while.
Spidergirls will bomb next.
How did they manage to make Dua Lipa look uglier than the negress?
Our Guy El featuring dancing goofy man, Mace Window, Dallas Brap Hog and The Rock but white.
Hahahahaha
Don't forget featuring Waltuh
She looks a little fat. The action scenes with her must look ridiculous
Sam Rockwell looks elated to be there
How much money do you think this movie loses?
None. Matthew Vaughn sold it for a profit. It's Apple TV who is losing money.
First The Marvels, now this...
Why do people hate films where Samuel L Jackson stars alongside cats so much?
I liked Kick Ass from Vaughn.
I'm a Cavill fan.
I'm a Dua respecter.
I'm a BDH fan.
and I'm a Sam Rockwell fan.
I was awaiting the movie when I saw the first image years ago with Dua and Henry
I even like cats!
By the time the trailers came out, the movie looked like dogshit I would never see. "From the TWISTED mind of Matthew Vaughn" had me NOPE immediately. The scene where there's all the colored smoke and theyre shooting in a semi circle meeting in the middle reminded me of all of those "smart" movies where the good guys are ridiculously perfect with their plans and nothing ever goes wrong and the audience is supposed to be so impressed. Has that schlocky camera action that follows the energy of a punch or hit slightly that just comes off as corny.
Are you woman of the love?
It didn't have a $200 million budget, apple bought it for 200 million.
Dua Lipa sounds like a pornstar name
I wanted to watch it just for chubby BDH
Vaughns only good films are Layer Cake and Stardust
never heard of it
poster looks TERRIBLE
>Cinemaphile STILL doesn't understand israeli accounting
Is this the Mort or this generation?
Absolutely
>of this generation
That's still this gen-
>came out 9 years ago
FRICK
>I've been Mortposting for almost a decade now
how can this be
that was the movie I was thinking of when I saw the trailer!
Looked like shit I had no desire to see it
The end credits stinger makes it clear Argylle and the Kingsman movies take place in the same universe, somehow.
That's beacuse for some reason Vaughn managed to schizotroll himself into thinking that he created masterpiece of universe that sits there on the top with MCU and DCEU
>on the top
>with the DCEU
kek DCEU is on the bottom and Vaughn is somehow below that
Point is DCEU is 10+ movies in and at very least five of them made money
Unlike Kingsman sequels or really any other Vaughn flick besides First Class and Kick Ass
He was planning a third spy franchise as well, which would also tie into Argylle and Kingsman, and then they would all join together for a big crossover movie. The only explanation for this is lots of fricked up drugs.
I hated that. Spoiled the movie. If it ended with her wrapping things up and then credits, would have been great.
he should've connected the kick-ass and kingmans universe instead.
>Argylle is actually BDH character's spy name, R. Kylle
>Except frick you Argylle is a real person and for some reason it really is Henry Caville even though he was meant to be a hallucination and the manifestation of her memories she lost.
So fricking dumb
I thought it was pretty obvious from just the movie poster, it looks like the same shit
Nobody watches original IPs anymore.
I watch them if they're not shit. I don't watch most existing IPs anymore either for the same reason.
Hoe you can't know if original IP is shit when you didn't watch it
Most original IPs are being made by the same people that make a bunch of shitty slop
Is this even original if it's a pseudo spin-off of a movie adapted from a Mark Millar comic?
Not spin off, just tied together like Kevin Smith movies
Sam L Jackson was evil Bill Gates in Kingsman 1, they definitely not in same Level of reality, unless Vaughn really want that OG EON Bond thing where same actors played different roles
>original IP
It is a spin-off of Kingsmen. A franchise no one asked for (except Vaughn).
Friendly reminder that BDH lost all the weight and looks like another Jessica Chastain now. To be an architect poster/Curvage member is to be constantly losing battles as Hollywood doubles down on thin.
Ozympigs deserve the cancer they’ll get in 5 years.
Fricking disgusting. Shes a literal 10/10 in the movie. Her jeans could barely hold themselves together, perfectly plump dumper.
Ozempic
Hopefully it's just 2 steps back before another leap forward, hopefully leap Further
What's ozypig what the frick is that
Are you israeli?
>here's the fit, elegant super spy i was telling you about
finally. too late tho
Why didn't she lose the weight for this movie?
It’s actually kind of part of the character.
Is it, or did it become so cuz she didn't lose the weight? Not all cat lady novelists are fat.
Yeah, but she’s been brainwashed into thinking she’s essentially a dumpy loser who used to work as a waitress before she had a skating accident that left her with amnesia. She spent her convalescence working from “notes” for stories that they claimed were hers.
Apparently Argyle began filming in August 2021, so she's had two whole years to lose weight since filming wrapped.
they probably told her it as OK to let loose because she's playing a single cat lady novelist. then they changed it to "you're actually a badass super-spy feminist icon" but it was already too late.
What a fricking tragedy, hopefully she gains it all back.
>loses weight AFTER shooting the film
What's the point?
Since SLJ is still alive, is this a prequel to the first movie?
I bet they're going to pull some multiverse shit.
Not sure does the stinger hint the Kingsman movies are set in the same fictional universe as the Argylle novels, or is the actual Argylle universe within the Kingsman universe, because Henry Cavill is in both (the "real" Argylle reality and the fictional).
Dam Rockwell's face just screams "Why did I sign up for this shitty movie, God I need to fire my agent, please get me out of this fricking photoshoot, I have a stomach ache and could be chilling at home right now but instead I have to stand here promoting this absolute trainwreck of shit, frick my life..."
yeh but he also got a fat check and to have bryce's fat butt on this lap while they pretended to parachute from a train on some awful cgi greenscreen set, he made his good movies now I think he just wants to have fun and get paid
The camrip on actvid.rs looks relatively decent for a camrip. The movie looks like terrible spy/capeshit already and I'm only 4:37 in
It's a shame it sucks, we could use more big budget movies that aren't remakes, sequels, or capeshit.
we could also do with more big budget films that arent shit and full of cgi
another box office flop for that moron cavill
he will NEVER be bond.
Warhammer will save him
Warhammer will save everyone
WAGMI
Rockwell is good in this, but he seems to just play himself, which is usually good.
It just looks so fricking garbage. They should have gone with NOLF artstyle.
Why did they think that making everybody look as ugly as possible was a good idea? Just convey the 70s style some more beautiful way.
this flop can easily be saved by doubling down sharknado style and pumping out 5 more over 5 years.
cat people wont be able to stay away and they can keep the budget down casting c listers
This. Don't underestimate the wine aunt/cat lady/chubby chaser audience
um sweaty, maybe dont bait and switch the people and just give us a spy movie with dua lipa and henry cavill
dua lipa is shit
Nobody wants that either
Another Todd Boehly masterclass
So is the twist just that the "real Argylle" is Blond Dallas Howard?
yeah, but there's a double twist, Henry Cavill's character does actually exist and he was part of the Kingsmen
Hairfall
Scalpraker
Hair Loss is Forever
From Turkey With Love
The Rogaine Is Not Enough
>From Turkey With Love
got me
>Goldfinasteride
thunderbald
On Her Majesty's Secret Hairloss
The Man With the Balding Gun
Dr. No(more hair)
The budget wasn't 200mil. Apple TV bought the movie for 200mil from Marv Studios (Matthew Vaughn). The actual budget is something like 50mil.
For the morons out there, that means Matthew Vaughn made a 150mil off selling the movie to Apple TV.
Matthew Vaughn has denied that the film will cost 200 million. Makes sense with that rebel moon level cgi. Just like the idiots at Netflix making Gray Man and Rebel Moon, the idiots at Apple spent a lot of money believing they had the next big franchise on their hands.
It's good thing that Zack Snyder doesn't stop with making "people" like you seethe with anger
here's the writer. member of the chosen.
>Jason fricks
That Forbes Under 30 List Sounds Like Self-Indulgent Bullshit
The Shift Key Isn't Your Clitoris
>write Pan
>still gets work
The character design for argyle is completely ridiculous, Henry killed his chance of ever being bond for a 5 min cameo. I thought this was going to be streaming slop, how did anyone ok this for theatrical?
It's definitely made as streaming slop to the core. Not offensively bad, just very bland and generic despite all its heavy stylization. Everyone has see this kind of stylization in action movies for at least a decade so it is nothing fresh at all.
Henry would be a terrible Bond
Lmao i thought that hair style and clothing looked familiar
here's the cope:
>it was NUMBA ONE at the box office!!!
>it will have legs for second weekend, perfect date night movie for v-day
>women love it! cat lovers love it, finally a movie for catmoms, it's empowering!
does dua even sing a song for the soundtrack like she did for barbie?
I’m starting to think maybe Vaughn has the Edgar Wright disease, where he can’t decide where and how to end a movie, so he gives us several separate endings in a sequence.
>C+ cinemascore
Can it really be that bad?
I still dont understand who looks at this project and says yeah lets give it 200 millon dollars to get it made.
>yeah lets give it 200 millon dollars to get it made.
They didn't. Vaughn made it for $50m or so, then he used his own reputation, a few short cameos, and the promise of a spy-based cinematic universe to sell it to the desperate execs at Apple for $200m. Vaughn is not a good filmmaker but he is a genus at siphoning off the free flowing money at these naive corporate streaming sites, just like Snyder. I cannot blame him.
Plus 80 mil marketing campaign which was paid on 50/50 by Apple and Universal. So, only Apple got screwed here bigh time? If Marv Films got the 200mil from them, doesn't that mean they don't need to worry about the BO and can sell the distrib. rights of the sequel to someone else?
Depends on the details of the deal with Apple, I would expect Apple would want first look at sequels for that huge payday, and Vaughn would give it. Plus Marv has to pay its investors their money back plus whatever agreed upon interest/royalties etc. But Vaughn made out like a bandit I believe, not sure how long this gravy train is going to run, but he is riding it hard.
The post-credit scene implies the next movie would be about Henry Cavill's Argylle (starring Cavill). I would pay to see that.
But no one else will lol. His career is almost dead.
Dilate
What doomed his (upcoming) films is nepotism by pedophiles and moronic israelites (same demographic really), if it really was about financial success and money making then right now James Gunn would be banned from WB along with Peter Safran. Not only there would be no reboot there would be deboot and Henry Cavill and Zack Snyder would have an absolute vote on what's happening. But since WB isn't concerned with actually making money Nor about art they are continuously going to shitter as a company re-releasing Tenet in theaters and DVDs of Academy Award Winning Zack Snyder's Justice in desperate attempt to finance Superisraelite L.
Meanwhile :....
Not only Henry's Superman is now a Prime live action Superman for actually adapting original comics straight up, but he made it possible for any other non Batman DC characters to go live action.
You are delusional moron Black person troon.
Witcher didn't fail it's literally one of top money markers at Netflix, it's just Henry left it because he got tired of bafoons not respecting canon and Rule of Cool.
Eventually he will return as Superman too, can't keep this moronic circus long enough. What happened with The Snyder Cut will happen again, but always bigger next time. Eventually it will just be so. It is.
Or the young actor, not Cavill.
I think it will be Cavill because it's a movie poster for Book One of the Argylle series written by Elly Conway and she pictures Argylle as Cavill.
Cavill will never be a real movie star.
Back to Netflix, Henry.
>will be
He already Is
Now, dilate
Fallout is the only good movie he's been in and everything besides it and his DC slop has bombed.
Literally none of his DC films and even Black Adam didn't bomb
You will never be a woman nor was even a man !
His soulless portrayal of Superman is what doomed the DC slop franchise from the beginning. It had to be rebooted to recover from how uncharismatic and terrible it was with him as the lead man.
The Witcher failed.
Argylle is box office poison.
His chances are running out if they haven't already.
>The Witcher failed
Only because they wouldn't listen to Cavill and went woke for no reason. It was successful with Cavill and would've been more successfull if Cavill had more creative control or if they didn't go woke.
should've made the plot about a spy cat
Same energy.
Classic example of dishonest filmmaking and a bait and switch.
JUST FRICK MY SHIT UP
Gives me Mortdecai vibes
It's literally like they sat down and thought 'How do we recapture the lightning in a bottle of smash hit Mordecai?', that was apparent from the first glimpse of the poster
They both even have a misspelled name, Argyll or Argyle and Mordecai are the only way to spell them
you can tell a movie will be dogshit if it has that overly bright design.
Can we admit yet that The Kingsmen is the worst movie franchise ever yet? Like all I can think of that scene where a bunch of people get murdered at a church and its supposed to be the coolest action scene ever. Like how you just need to be attached to that shit your whole career. And then there are other tasteless scenes but once people figured out HE directed that then Matthew Vaughn movies began to bomb crazily enough.
>dua lipa
I shan't be watching
>Muh straight whyght male lead
>Not a sequel or reboot
Why did it heckin bomb, chudbros?
>>Muh straight whyght male lead
Despite the dishonest marketing, Cavill is NOT the lead of this movie. Brap Dallas Howard is.
Its about a stupid cat. Plus Dua doesn't have it girl quality
>Henry Cavill
>Straight white male lead
What happened?
hes more like a cameo
>Straight white male bait and switch
>another crazy cat lady movie
>200M budget
WTF bros
Thanks to DEI all the studios are now run by crazy cat ladies. Here’s your “cinema” bro.
*money incinerator gif*
>200M cat lady movie
i guess the cat is really CGI most of the time lmao.
cat lady self insert is killing hollywood.
first the Marvels and now this.
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FRICK THIS MOVIE IS EVEN ABOUT
WHAT THE FRICK IS THEIR MARKETING TEAM DOING?
its about a cat lady
>wealthy suburbanite woman is a novelist
>she has writers block and can't finish novel
>takes a trip
>gets saved by a real spy played by sam rockwell
>they go look for mcguffin thumb drive
>twist
>end
i read the wiki summary, sounds stupid and not worth "watching". it's something a bluepilled office worker with nothing better to do on the weekend would go check out with some bawd who is willing to let him simp for her in exchange for a free meal.
>its a double twist
>she was a spy all along working for bad guys
>twist again
>she's actually a defector trying to help the good guys
s-spoilers...there's at least one commie troon in this thread that hasn't seen it yet!!!
>bryce doesn't get brutally bl-acked with a 12" mandingo in a classic spy torture scene
no wonder it's flopping. no ESG/DEI outrage viral marketing (spoiluh: she had a sex scene with a black guy in some slavery movie made decades ago)
oh my gawd, is that a 1 sec peek at dua's brown nipple?? i gotta go see this flick!!!
You know what? I saw the trailer for this at Godzilla minus One over Xmas and it looked like a cute movie. I'm a sucker for any movie with cats in it. I don't care if that makes me söy or reddit. I'm gonna go see this with my girlfriend unless someone gives me a very good reason not to. I can also get matinee tickets for like 5 dollars. It looks like a fun spy movie.
Nice!
I saw Godzilla Minus One 7 times in theaters so I saw this trailer 7 fricking times and got so annoyed that I said frick it and saw Argylle on Saturday night it was alright, BDH was cute in it and I liked Sam Rockwell as the spy
I don't know how many times I've seen the trailer but it's in front of every movie I've seen, I think
>godzilla
>boy and the heron
>the promised land
>might have been in front of the creator too
>holdovers?
I bet it'll be in front of Anatomy of a Fall next
>that hairline
Dua Lipa hot as frick in that dress tho
That
Sucks it
Was
A
Very white
Movie
stupid name like that isnt gonna get normies into the theater to see it
i went and saw it with friends (you guys should try getting some) and had a great time
movie was dumb but entertaining enough
Not enough to draw an audience lmao.
it apparently got spoiled years ago on a twitter film account
Sex with Dua Lipa
What the frick even is this? This poster has the aesthetic of a Russian soap opera,
Part of Great Russia plan, BDH is built like typical Russian mommy here
Cast Dupa Lipa, Movie Dua Flopa
Bait and switch on an audience is offensive to the audience. Stop doubling down.
is it really a bait and switch? I was planning on watching it