sam rockwell is not worth suffering a mathew vaughn, that albanian ape, henry cavil, and whatever else there is, I forget but there must be more of redflags
I find it hilarious that Doomwiener shilled this piece of shit because it might not be woke >”Cavill as Bond? Miss me with that shit, that franchise is tarnished. Now Argylle, that movie looks based!”
Anyone with two braincells to put together could realize this movie would be moronic slop the moment it was first shown.
All these shitty directors and producers are salivating for their own cinematic universe but have little or no talent or fresh ideas, but more talent than the greedy idiot execs who are writing the big checks.
He's slightly shitposting but 100% of the movie's promo material is "Look at Henry Cavill doing weird James Bond shit" and in the actual movie he only appears briefly doing James Bond shit in the daydream sequences of the actual main character (Bryce Dallas Howard)
>put we have a fat women who doesn't even get naked how could this be???
homosexual
low test
ITS
FAMILY
FUN
that's what they get for making us think it was a Cavill movie when he's in it for five minutes. this is our generation's Kangaroo Jack.
>Argylle
>Kangaroo Jack
>pic related
Any other movies pull the "lol we outright fricking lied to you about what movie you came in to see, u mad" card?
every Refn flick
I wanted to see this movie, but now that the reviews have come out, I don't know if I will. I like Sam Rockwell. Should I do it for Sam?
sam rockwell is not worth suffering a mathew vaughn, that albanian ape, henry cavil, and whatever else there is, I forget but there must be more of redflags
>there must be more of redflags
- The bald Breaking Bad guy, he is always in shitty movies.
- Taylor Swift involved in the PR push
>The bald Breaking Bad guy
theres 4 of those
also John Cena
Matthew Vaughn is a hack and the kingsman franchise is shit
cavill is a box office parasite
>Cavill is the reason this movie will bomb
>Cavill is in the movie for less than 5 minutes
What's it like failing the GED?
The mind was too sick and twisted
The critics? The critics are #AngryAtArgylle
I find it hilarious that Doomwiener shilled this piece of shit because it might not be woke
>”Cavill as Bond? Miss me with that shit, that franchise is tarnished. Now Argylle, that movie looks based!”
Anyone with two braincells to put together could realize this movie would be moronic slop the moment it was first shown.
we are needed to have a new high box-office spy franchise, but this is another failure
Bruh what the frick. Why didn't he just make another Kingsman instead?
apparently it is a Kingsman Universe movie
All these shitty directors and producers are salivating for their own cinematic universe but have little or no talent or fresh ideas, but more talent than the greedy idiot execs who are writing the big checks.
The last Kingsman movie sucked ass though. Series doesn't need to continue.
>Kingsman Universe
I hate modern Hollywood so much it is unreal.
More white male hate, huh? I'll be sure to mark this a 9/10 when audience reviews are available.
This is the type of movie that you use as a legit example of dishonest filmmaking
I still don't know what that means
He's slightly shitposting but 100% of the movie's promo material is "Look at Henry Cavill doing weird James Bond shit" and in the actual movie he only appears briefly doing James Bond shit in the daydream sequences of the actual main character (Bryce Dallas Howard)
using the cat meme in marketing puts people off
see: The Marvels
had to be a wine aunt or gay dude in marketing who thought that was a good idea
Me in the backpack.