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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *kills himself*

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feel kind of bad for Craig for being so hated, Casino Royal was kino at least

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Craig is consistently considered one of the best Bonds. It's the films (apart from Casino & Skyfall) that are disliked

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        was No Time to Die that bad?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i probably wouldnt watch it again but it wasnt bad

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was quite terrible, the villain was intentionally devoid of a personality per the moronic director.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lucifer Satan

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Casino Royale > QoS > NTTD > Spectre > Skyfall

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I loathe skyfall and NTTD, dont even remember specter but QoS is so poorly edited I dont know how you can rank it above anything. I mean it's barely watchable as a film just technically

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Skyfall
              >terribly written "smart" villain who could perfectly predict the future and used his superpower to murder an old woman in the most elaborate way possible instead of just shooting her on the street
              NTTD
              >bogged down by trying to appease fans of CR and Skyfall at the same time with an ineffective villain, numerous cameos to resolve the story that they'd forgotten about, an army that's never explained but is just there and ready for Bond to massacre, and a bunch of scenes that feel disconnected
              Quantum of Solace
              >hurt by the writer's strike with an ending that's literally "let's just shoot everyone and hope that fixes this deep-seated political corruption that has had huge economic ramifications" - otherwise solid
              The editing in QoS was fine. The opera scene was brilliant. There were some scenes that were subpar but nothing major. Its real problem is that doesn't make sense unless you've seen CR recently.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont disagree with your critiques but the editing was not 'fine', on top of that the plot is about saving Black folk tree fitty on waterbottles

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The editing was a disaster – watch the opening car chase or the plane sequence on YouTube at 0.75x speed so your brain actually has time to process the images and you'll see they feel way more in line with traditional Bond action sequences and are far more engaging.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Casino Royale>Quantum of Solace>SKYFALL>NTTD>ZzzzzZ>Spectre

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            People will disagree, but i like the Home Alone traps in Skyfall.
            I was very drunk the only time i saw it though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's awful.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people like Skyfall? How is it any better than QoS?

        Good: Casino Royale
        Medicore to bad: QoS and Skyfall
        Abhorrent: Spectre and No Time to Die

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate Skyfall, I thought QoS was better. Casino Royale mogs them both.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >QoS was better.
            The whole movie I couldn't figure out what Quantum of Shitass was about.
            >It's the guy who shot Vesper
            >Now Graig is angsting
            >Black person Felix exists
            >There's a woman on a boat and she's saved from... smugglers? Pirates? Slavery? I'm honestly not sure
            >Now there's a shootout at an opera
            >Now there's a plane having a tech demo at night but there's a bomb aboard to... tank Boeing stock? Investors will see sabotage and think it's a bad investment?
            >Bond villain's over-the-top lair is... an empty hotel in the desert
            >and he's price gouging on water, that's the big evil scheme
            At least Skyfall had a coherent plot and fun villain. Things happened, it was at least entertaining.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              yea the QoS plot made absolutely no sense. Like some ChatGPT stuff.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              QoS just oozes production problems. It already starts with the theme song which I believe was rushed to completion a couple of weeks before the editing was supposed to be finalised

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>QoS was better.
              Might be my favorite bond film and the ending is amazing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do people like Casino Royale?
          The moment the poker game starts it turns into a snooze fest.

          The worst Brosnan movie is still better than the best Craig movie

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why do people like Casino Royale?
            It's the Bond origin story, new fresh actor, kino action sequences (initial chase scene, plane chase scene, final chase scene), Eva Green is sex, great fight scenes, good villain (Druk my guy).

            I think it's weird how many people hate Skyfall. Javier Bardem plays an excellent villain, it's visually appealling, and the third act is a really cool inversion of the Bond formula (having Bond defend his home rather than attacking someone else).

            I'll admit the story is clumsy at parts, but so are most of the Craigs.

            >I think it's weird how many people hate Skyfall. Javier Bardem plays an excellent villain
            He is good, I think people don't like Skyfall because of the "muh empowered women" meme, the CGI is worse, you can tell it was rushed (the British helicopters), parts are very slow and sluggish (the capture scene of Bond), Bond seems less of a force of nature and more old and fragile, not peak Bond.The whole Bond backstory and childhood gets tiring.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I rewatched skyfall recently and I while javier bardem is good, something that did turn me off of it a bit was the whole "he's hacking us! our servers have been hacked!" thing with a giant cgi skull popping up on the screen

              just kind of cheesy and ridiculous

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why do people like Casino Royale?
            Production style over genuine Bond substance and soul.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              same director as golden eye thoughever

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am not sure that a Bond director really makes that much of a difference, as it ultimately rests on the script they have to work with and them answering to the approach to the franchise by the producers. John Glen directed pretty diverse Bond films in terms of production style and tone however, they each have a core Bond essence to them. The issue with the Craig era is being marred by the more wider culture it finds itself within: early-on being influenced by the influence of both Austin Powers & Bourne and the post-9/11 climate, and later the progressive culture of the 2010s.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do people like Skyfall? How is it any better than QoS?
          - great villain
          - compelling, relatively straightforward terrorist plot
          - kino direction and photography
          - comfy bond & m home alone buddy movie finale

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i rewatched spectre recently and it was surprisingly way better than i remembered

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he's not. Every die hard Bond fan you will ever speak to that's not some autistic loser who's terminally online will tell you he's fricking awful. he had ONE good movie through his entire tenure as James Bond, and it was a fricking remake.

        He'll be remembered as the 2nd coming of George Lasenbee. Peter Sellers was a better James Bond, in the same movie no less.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he's not. Most people hate him. Even your non-James Bond fan casual movie goers think he's a plank of wood with no personality.

          where do you guys get your information

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a cucked moron who deserved to play a cucked moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        cucked how?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Craig is consistently considered one of the best Bonds. It's the films (apart from Casino & Skyfall) that are disliked

      Craig is almost universally beloved and his films are the most popular the franchise has been since Connery, it's just hardcore gatekeeping autists online who hate him to be contrarian

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        singles of truth
        Craig hate is such a forced meme

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Craig is almost universally beloved and his films are the most popular the franchise has been since Connery
        Then the masses are moronic and have terrible taste when it comes to the franchise.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he's not. Most people hate him. Even your non-James Bond fan casual movie goers think he's a plank of wood with no personality.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Craig is consistently considered one of the best Bonds. It's the films (apart from Casino & Skyfall) that are disliked

      >NOOO DON'T HIT MY BUTT WITH THAT ROPE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't. Craig was fully on board with the direction the films took. He was actively complicit.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A MOST POZZED BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS
    YOU KNOW I'M GAY

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, those stocks went down

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stab someone
    >they turn into upvotes

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Royale is so fricking good and I'm so tired of these american shitposters ree'ing that Craig's never been in a good Bond film

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't much of a bond film tho was it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?
        >inb4 kvetching that it was a wannabe Bourne film

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The parkour chase and the Miami airport chase are objectively two of the best action sequences of the 21st Century and of the entire franchise.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no women in the intro
    Craig Bond movies were cucked from the very beginning

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Royale is severely overrated. The last hour or so completely ruins the movie with mads dying way too early. The main "mission" is just over so quickly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's the guy giving audience narration that ruins the every poker scene

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's how it goes down in the book and the reason they frontloaded the movie with the big action setpieces so the audience wouldn't feel shortchanged and they could let the romance and drama play out properly in the third act.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I love you, Bond!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am thinking about what you're going to do to me with your little thinker
      Eva Green is such a bawd....

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you projecting, dude???

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's weird how many people hate Skyfall. Javier Bardem plays an excellent villain, it's visually appealling, and the third act is a really cool inversion of the Bond formula (having Bond defend his home rather than attacking someone else).

    I'll admit the story is clumsy at parts, but so are most of the Craigs.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What makes it a bond movie?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spectre is underrated. Lea Sexdoux is a great Bond girl, and the movie is very well shot.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the classic bonds actually good?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casino was the only good Craig bond

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Casino Royale was a remake. Fricker couldn't even star in an original Bond film until the end of his tenure.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It was me, anon. The author of all your pain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blaming the hands-off producer and not the writer duo that have been there for the last 20 years constantly shitting every film up
      Purvis and Wade are two of the biggest hacks in the industry and have been given free reign of the franchise for far too long

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And who hires those writers?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The James Bond franchise ends with Peirce. The last great 007.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brosnan was forgotten as soon as Casino premiered, LOL!

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah, Saul Bass meets rotoscoping.

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