This is without a doubt the dumbest fricking movie I have ever seen. And I've seen Primer.
Post your views on the topic. I can't imagine how anyone who has any brainpower at all could like this movie.
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It's definitely peak Bayheimer, one of the dumbest things ever imagined.
Shut the frick up, Ben!
First thing I thought of, too
I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
Armageddon was the peak of American civilisation
Armageddon was the moviest movie that ever did movie. Did it insist upon itself or did the world insist that it exist? Future semioticians will make the call.
Primer is a smart movie.
It’s in the Criterian Collection for a reason.
Jeanine Basinger (film professor) was right. “ Armageddon is a work of art by a cutting-edge artist who is a master of movement, light, color, and shape—and also of chaos, razzle-dazzle, and explosion. I see it as an epic form of the old Warner Brothers movies about working-class men who have to step up and rescue a situation through their courage, true grit, and knowledge of machines—productions such as Raoul Walsh’s Manpower (1941) and Alfred E. Green’s Flowing Gold (1940). The “science fiction” or “disaster movie” elements of Armageddon fit into the epic form—a form that exists to make movie stories we already know grander, larger, and more “real” in historic setting. (A failed epic settles for the definition put forth in Nicholas Ray’s 1950 film In a Lonely Place: “. . . a picture that’s real long and has lots and lots going on.”) Armageddon is grand, large, and set at NASA, but, the story of Stamper, his daughter, and his hard-living, oil-drilling buddies is the kind of movie that has previously been smaller and tighter. This film makes these ordinary men noble, lifting their efforts up into an epic event. Here, working men are not only saving the overeducated scientists and politicians who can’t do anything (and who probably went to Yale and Harvard), but, incidentally, the entire population of the planet.“
It’s a classic American movie, and it filtered millions of film snobs who have no idea what they’re talking about.
All that typing to say: "I'm a homosexual".
Armageddon was shit. That's all there is.
What didn’t you like about it, anon?
Goodness, you weren't kidding. I feel better about the world.
Critics are fricking snobs and audiences eat up whatever they’re told to eat up. The masses are kinda stupid. Michael Bay is a true American auteur and I mean that positively.
its pure entertainment
Armageddon>Deep Impact
I can’t think of a movie that capture the American spirit in the 1990s better than Armageddon. Loved it growing up.
Basically the worst parts of the bible.
It's on my all time top 10 list
>Black Hawk Down
>Crimson Tide
>Armageddon
>The Rock
>Die Hard
>True Lies
>The Fifth Element
>Demolition Man
>Edge of Tomorrow
>Amelie
That’s a good list.
Mine is
>Inception
>Interstellar
>The Rock
>Armageddon
>Pulp Fiction
>Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
>The Passion of the Christ
> True Romance
>Braveheart
>bladerunner
Pretty based, ngl.
lel
What happened to the primer guy
imagine only liking smart movies
It's fun
Criteron liked it. It's right there in their collection.
Wow what a gay lamo
Cause it doesn't take itself seriously. You might as well hate Commando because it's stupid. Stupid movies are only annoying when they pretend to be smart and serious, like The Dark Knight for example. Armageddon never promises the audience anything other than silly entertainment, it doesn't pretend to be what it's not.
may have been dumb but it was kino
Name 1 movie from the last 10 years better than it.
I just jacked off to Liv all throughout the film
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Armageddon is without a doubt one of the dumbest movies ever made, and it's also really good. All a disaster movie needs is good actors and this movie has millions of them. A+
(You), a pseud
>This is without a doubt the dumbest fricking movie I have ever seen. And I've seen Primer.
Me, an intellectual
>haha yeah, space rock go boom! U S A! U S A!
>It's dumb because... it's unrealistic!
Midwit take.
>"Dude just turn your brain off bro"
No, you actually have to turn your brain ON to fully enjoy this movie.
Somehow, sending a bunch of oil riggers into space to blow up a meteor was more believable than this shit
We know so little about 98% of the depth of our planet The Core could have done anything.
Did they have to make the asteroid so unrealistically big? They said it was the size of Texas, the one that wiped out the dinosaurs was only 6 miles wide
And if you recall, in the movie they explain that the asteroid inbound to Earth is actually a fragment of an even LARGER asteroid that was struck by a comet in the asteroid belt.
Oil and gas are found in sedimentary rocks. Asteroids are not sedimentary. Oil drillers would have no clue how to drill through a nickel-iron asteroid, or even a stony asteroid.
then how did they do it? checkmate atheists
Post yfw
>I COULD STAY AWAKE, JUST TO HEEEAR YOU BREEEATHIN
> It's the size of Texas Mr President
please can we go back
>when bruce tells the nasa nerds they armed his drill wrong
lmao
They're going to remake this with an all-female crew.
Can you even imagine what would happen in the major cities if the gov't announced there was a killer asteroid on a collision course with earth?