>ARRGH IS THAT SOMEONE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM?!

>ARRGH IS THAT SOMEONE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM?! I'M GOING INSAAANE
why the frick did boomers find this shitty movie scary?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many posts are you going to make about this?

    >nobody cares

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People thought this was real found footage at the time. This style of film was a new thing. Nobody thought they would deliberately lie to the audience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t really true, but the marketing campaign was effective. Something I’ve always appreciated about Blair Witch is they give a semi-plausible reason for how the audience is actually viewing the footage in the first place

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, no, it literally was fricking true. When it released, I saw it the day after opening night. All I knew was that it was "real," and I only knew that because one of my co-workers who saw it on opening night told me I had to see This New Real Documentary Horror Thing. I had seen precisely zero advertisements, precisely zero internet anything (the internet in 1999 was a radically different thing), knew really, truly, nothing. All I knew is that there was a single showing in a single theater in my city, and I liked weird shit. I went into it totally open, totally ignorant, and it was fricking awesome, and I have not had that kind of film experience since.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You sound gullible as hell but that’s also a cool way to experience it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You have absolutely no understanding of pre-9/11, pre-ubiquitous-dumb-frick-pleb-internet Earth. It was a simpler time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I was born in 1985 and saw it in the theater. The movie is actually quite notable for having an early example of a viral online marketing campaign. There was also a companion piece SyFy Channel special leading up to the movie’s release. So no, I don’t think “everyone” thought it was real.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ackshully
                Yeah well I had mostly stopped using the internet for about three years after I saw my first banner ad (out of principle) so I missed your really amazing viral online marketing experience, bro. I went in clean. Sorry you missed out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        were boomers just moronic? Why the frick would this footage be playing in movie theatres and not used by the police to find the missing kids?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is true, found footage was still a newer concept

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was the first found footage movie since Cannibal Holocaust... I remember when it was released, it was sold as absolutely true and real, then revealed later it was all actors

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone with critical thinking skills would probably realize that footage of real missing people wouldn’t be assembled into a narrative structure and released nationwide in theaters, anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            YEAH, HEY, DUMB FRICK, YOU KEEP CONVENIENTLY IGNORING THE FACT THAT THIS WAS NOT IMMEDIATELY "RELEASED NATIONWIDE IN THEATERS" AND SPENT AT LEAST A COUPLE MONTHS GETTING THE SLOW-BURN SMALL-THEATER TREATMENT. THE SAME KINDS OF THEATERS THAT SHOW DOCUMENTARIES AND SHIT IN FRENCH. K? CAPS LOCK.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Fact check on this post: It was in limited release for only a couple weeks before expanding nationwide.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay I just checked the Wikipedia, and evidently it got the slow-burn treatment for a week. Anyways. I saw it then. lol. caps lock.

                It was a long time ago, and I am old. 🙂 <3

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay I just checked the Wikipedia, and evidently it got the slow-burn treatment for a week. Anyways. I saw it then. lol. caps lock.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was in high school at the time, shit was viral before viral was a thing. The internet was shut for actual real stuff so nobody could prove it wasn't real. Shut man, we all wanted to beleive. I've never seen buzz like that at an opening night to a movie, literally everyone was talking about how crazy the situation was.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Most documentaries are random pieces of footage assembled into a narrative structure.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it was sold
          >"dude I swear this is real we just conveniently had 1.5 hours perfect for a theater release"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever man, it was a different time, the fact that this concept is so beyond you is frightening

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah we get it you're the kind of moron that would believe in hell and big foot in the middle of the 20th century

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >literally everything released about the movie talks about how it is real footage and a true story, no way to disprove any of it

                "How could you ever fall for this"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no way to disprove any of it
                >ghosts, witches, demons, le scary movie
                that's your way to disprove it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                (you)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hope you didn't wet your bed too much back then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                (you)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All people knew is that it was footage of people going missing while researching an urban legend in the area...

                You sound like a really fun person to be around

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then you watch the movie at your theater and after it finishes you conclude like any normal person that you fell for a marketing ploy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                (you)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just like all the people that fell for the original War of the Worlds back in the day. Great marketing campaigns are powerful

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was speaking like an actual emergency announcement, it made more sense for people to believe that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >According to research by A. Brad Schwartz, fewer than 50 Americans seem to have fled outside in the wake of the broadcast, and it is not clear how many of them heard the broadcast directly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever man, it was a really cool experience even after they released it to all be a fake. It was history in the making for film and at least I can say I was there for it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was very effective at the time. Weirdly enough BWP never had a ton of imitators in its day. It was only after Paranormal Activity that we saw a bunch of me too found footage horror.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Listen, you little zoomer frick: You have no idea how good the summer of 99 was, and you never will. You will never live in the last remaining days of a victorious empire, you will never experience a life of unironic happiness, and you will never meet real people, real friends, on your rectangular, radioactive, tracking Tik Tok data-collection device. You were born a joyless slave into a future-free prison-planet holding cell for imagination-less consumers, and you will die alone and miserable, never having touched a woman. Between now and your ignominious death, you will spend the vast majority of your time in this infernal holding cell, baiting strangers with your adolescent hot takes that do nothing more than flaunt your incapacity and unhappiness, borne in a life of squalor, misery, and hopelessness. You are not human in any meaningful sense of the word. Unironically, and without hyperbole, the best, perhaps the only, course of action is for you to have a nice day.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah grade school kids thought that, adults knew you can't legally show and make money off a film of people actually dying at the movie theaters around the world

        We get it you're smart. I was speaking generally knumbnuts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. I was in high school back then and yeah, there was a lot of discussion over whether it was real or not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah grade school kids thought that, adults knew you can't legally show and make money off a film of people actually dying at the movie theaters around the world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Explain then why the director of Cannibal Holocaust was initially charged with murder in italy when the film was released

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i was that grade school kid xd

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're ignorant. That's why you don't get it. There's a difference between watching it 20+ years ex post facto, on your phone, while you flip back and forth between Tik Tok, and seeing it at the 11:30pm at the indie theater not knowing whether it's real or not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its the same jumpscare shit that zoomers watch their favorite streamers get scared by playing shitty indie horror games, stop acting like you're any better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        (you)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not knowing whether it's real or not.
      Did you watch it when you were 8 years old? Ghosts aren't real moron

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >t. scared of hallways

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My gf would be scared if I was not standing in my cuck corner

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie always sucked, and it wasnt boomers that bought the hype, it was millenials and gen x. Its a poor quality film, and is not discussed anymore

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Op you are absolutely correct that now in retrospect that might seem kind of silly and non-sensical for people to react that way but you have to think about context. Up to then, found-footage or meta-horror had not been done. It had all been edgier 90s horror and the remnants of slasher and ghost films. It introduced a new spin on things that hit people in an unexpected place. Of course now that everyone has been exposed to a thousand incarnations of it, it might seem trite and overdone but you need to consider the time and place for it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could a modern equivalent of this be created?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not a chance, there are too many ways to disprove shit now, back then they really sold that shit, it was like a modern day War of the Worlds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not in a movie format like BW was. VHS was the portable media of that time, so camcorders were the way people documented things independently. Now, it would have to be some weird amalgamation of tiktok/social media/instagram garbage that wouldn't resemble a movie at all.

      The only conceivable way I could see it happening is if someone dedicated months or even years to a channel devoted to a certain topic then out of the blue having them disappear, disregarding followers and creating a narrative behind it. It would be a film, once all of the segments, clippings and video articles were stitched together. Would take years though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >has a great idea
        Uhm... anon? Can I... uhm... steal your great idea?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The only conceivable way I could see it happening is if someone dedicated months or even years to a channel devoted to a certain topic then out of the blue having them disappear, disregarding followers and creating a narrative behind it. It would be a film, once all of the segments, clippings and video articles were stitched together. Would take years though.
        I mean regular films already take years to make, this would be cool to see

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >has a great idea
        Uhm... anon? Can I... uhm... steal your great idea?

        Didn’t we already have that in the early 2010s with Marble Hornets and other Slenderman related ARG type stuff?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was a lot of fun for a while

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they were on the right track, but it was just executed very poorly. The question is what would create a BW-level reaction these days and only something that seemed like a legitimate channel turned disappearance/strange occurrences thing would work. Like that linus guy who does computer stuff, if he would upload a new video but in that one he is noticeably irritated, quiet or just looks disheveled then things can stack on top of that, etc.

          someone steal that idea, I already have a job and income. Just do a good fricking job at it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Paranormal activity if it kept it's original ending and didn't have a bunch of sequels

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People thought it MIGHT BE real

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I post this in every BWP thread. Only footage I’ve ever found of the house before it got demolished:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. There is zero chance, literally zero, even knowing what I know, and after 23 years, of ever getting me to step foot in that basement lmao.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        supernatural shit aside, there could be bats or rats with rabies, mold, crazy squatters, etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The house wasn’t as spooky irl as it looked in the movie naturally. It’s quite small and there really isn’t much to the basement.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be zoomed
    >watch movie while playing on phone
    >lose interest after ten minutes
    >stop watching
    >"this movie sucks"

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everyone knew it was fiction when the woman started apologizing and taking responsibility for her actions

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think of Book of Shadows? I think it has some interesting ideas, but needed to be recut and restructured.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it, the scene where the girl gets snapped in half by the voodoo doll was actually a good scare

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re thinking of Blair Witch 2016 but that was probably the best scare.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wait they're different things? I thought it was a sequel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Book of Shadows is the original sequel that came out in 2000. It’s mostly filmed like a traditional movie but with some found footage elements. It’s worth a watch.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every thread TBWPcucks repeat the same two "you had to be there" and "you're a zoomer" statements ad nauseam. Too bad they can't provide a single argument why this movie is supposed to be good at the face value.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      (you)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >said the zoomer frick who will never understand

        Keep proving me right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          (you)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Autism.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't blame me because your generation doesn't know how to enjoy anything or have a good time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >your generation
            Get new material

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >said the zoomer frick who will never understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the acting feels much more natural and real compared to the majority of found footage movies to come after.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aye that movie was bussin no cap, that shit made me fear of my own shadow sometimes while i was watching fr fr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ayo dis just like back rooms but outside deadass

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was this film kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile said it was but I didn't finish it

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what mental illness causes people like op to not be able to get immersed into a movie?

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