>Arwen is Aragorn's great-aunt

>Arwen is Aragorn's great-aunt
Jesus, Tolkien

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all humans are related. what's your point?

  2. 2 years ago
    COPIUM SNEEDMAN

    that's like if you traveled back to the 1st century BC and married a cousin of one of your ancestors

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >american education

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Tolkien really write out such a list of human ancestry or is this just nerd fanfiction

    • 2 years ago
      COPIUM SNEEDMAN

      it's all in the appendices, he made family trees for a lot of characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's all in the appendices, he made family trees for a lot of characters

      Ironically he kinda makes fun of the hobbits for their obession with family history.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Celeborn in Amazon's series? Why are they erasing an indigenous elf of Middle-Earth in favor of highlighting a foreign white colonizer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They already tried to ignore his existence in the Hobbit movies in order to force some made up GandalfxGaladrial romance subplot. Would not be surprised at all if they just outright have him not exist in this.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    greatx71 aunt*

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just marathoned the first movie with my gf. was pretty kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my gf
      kill self normalBlack person

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We're probably more related than they are OP

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >70+ generations apart
    lets assume each generation is 20 years
    that would mean 1400 years a part. If you got to frick any girl from your continent I bet you're as related to her as Aragorn is to Arwen

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex with auntie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's cute, I hope they don't share the recessive gene of some illness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it has to be step-aunt or some meme like that, they are completely different

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sex with auntie

        He clearly isn't half Japanese so she must be his aunt by marriage rather than blood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          idk, zoom in on his profile pic he looks a bit chinky

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone redpill me on wtf is going on there

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dios mio.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    galadriel is arwen's grandma? i never paid any attention to lotr geneology and that blows my mind.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Galadriel is over 8000 years old by the time of LOTR. She has seen things that make that whole adventure little more than a quaint diversion

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