I liked Eowyn more. I admired her bravery, love of her family, and loyalty to her country. Arwen was boring. I don't remember anything about her other than being an important guy's daughter.
Blanchett is legit ugly and even the mountains of cosmetic surgery cannot hide that.
Also she is a huge israelite lover, friends with Epstein, Weinstein and Polanski (literally named her son after a israeli pedophile)
Also she literally looks like a man here, horrendous taste.
Cinemaphile Eowyn. Cinemaphile Arwen. Liv is more attractive to me and i didnt care for either of them particularly. Eowyn in the books was special tailored to rip my heart out.
She looks like my brother. i dont think she is ugly, but that really ruins her for me.
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Agreed about book Éowyn. Impacted me so much that every time I create a female character she invariably falls on a spectrum between Éowyn and Bêlit.
If I pick Eowyn then I can breed her many times, she will die, and then I can get another new girl in her youth to breed some more after. If I pick Arwen I'm stuck with the same old elf pussy till I die.
Bot Tyler and Lima are not israeli. The only israeli women I've seen who are remotely attractive are Ashkenazi, eg have had the israelite fricked out of them from Europeans
>blood guarantees the girl has never had sex before
do morons still believe that in current year
3 months ago
Anonymous
why are you so eager to prove that anons gf wasn't virgin
You think if you spread misery to others you will feel less shitty?
3 months ago
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>he took the bait
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why didn’t you get laid in high school
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Anonymous
ive heard that girl these day put those exploding blood capsules they used to use in movies into their pussy and then they detonate it to simulate the loss of virginity with a smart phone app or hidden button
these blood explosives are super cheap now since its all done in CGI and hollywood have teamed up with the bawds to try and sell them all off
i heard one girl filled her bedroom with them and then set them off to kill herself after being dumped by her crush
she wasnt dead just red
get mouse girl like pic related they are always loyal and true
reminder that the male's sperm burrows itself into her bloodstream and permanently changes her dna, so any woman with a sexual history is biologically male
>Sleeping with ONE HUNDRED men behind your boyfriends back
Why are they so evil? Like cheating is one thing, and men do that too, but they wouldn't go off like this. These insane small-town-fricking rates seem to only be a thing with women
Bros how do I reconcile being in love with a prostitute? I don’t think her count is that high but I’d guess in the 40’s which is insanity. I’ve literally only had sex with 3 different people and fooled around with another 5
>>MFW when she says “I had a lot of unprotected sex in college”
does your esophagus stretch out every time you eat a big steak? is the inside of your urethra slowly getting bigger and bigger every time you pee? cannot believe billions of people have this poor sense of biology.
vags are lines with muscle, moron. the more they use it...
Sounding will increase the resting diameter of your urethra. Yes, competitive eaters have larger esophagus and stomach than someone who isn't stretching out their internals
>being in love with a prostitute?
Man my childhood love was a coal burning prostitute.
Took me a decade+ to get rid of her from my mind AFTER I git rid of her out of my life.
Just get rid of her bro. Honestly its better to be alone that be with a prostitute.
Liv Tyler was an awful actress. Perfect to play a stoic elf, but ugh, every emotion she tried to convey looked like like an animal trying to camouflage itself and failing miserably.
Only once in my entire life I have sucked breasts like that and they felt awesome, I felt like a fricking baby again. Some fondles and the nipples became hard as frick
I prefer Èowyn but I'd still choose Arwen because Elves are superhuman and I can't turn down that opportunity. Galadriel would be the best option but she has already been married so I don't want to interfere with that.
as a kid and even through grade school I thought arwen was incredibly ugly. i saw a horse face with unnatural skin tone and alien eyes and a plastic mouth. I would skip her scenes especially the dream ones in fellowship just to avoid seeing her. now since then as an adult ive jerk offd to empire records, but book and to a lesser extent movie eowyn always had my heart
>The Hobbit actors have this same debate on the commentary, concluding Tyler has very fine lips and skin on her side, but Otto has a lack of underwear on hers, as filming the shot of her outside the great hall in Edoras when the banner comes loose had the wind catch under her dress at one point and reveal to everyone she had no underwear on under it.
Both, in a 3 some, with me
This but with me instead.
This but with me replacing the second girl too.
liv tyler looks like a modern person so eowyn
Damn straight
Context?
>What would you do if you had a million dollars?
>I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
I liked Eowyn more. I admired her bravery, love of her family, and loyalty to her country. Arwen was boring. I don't remember anything about her other than being an important guy's daughter.
>Eowyn
that stew tho
Not canon
Proofs?
Not in the books and not in theatrical. Added by Hackson to "make a point" to the viewer that she was a warrior more than housewife, but she was both.
But movies are better than the books.
hehe
Arwen, easily. The human bawd is ugly, has huge forehead and looks like she stinks (she probably does).
For me its Galadriel (Blanchett)
Understandable.
Girlboss Galadriel for me.
I honestly never understood her appeal. I dont think she is attractive at all
I don't speak homosexual.
Blanchett is legit ugly and even the mountains of cosmetic surgery cannot hide that.
Also she is a huge israelite lover, friends with Epstein, Weinstein and Polanski (literally named her son after a israeli pedophile)
Also she literally looks like a man here, horrendous taste.
>Horrendous taste
Still speaking homosexual. Oh well.
Cinemaphile Eowyn. Cinemaphile Arwen. Liv is more attractive to me and i didnt care for either of them particularly. Eowyn in the books was special tailored to rip my heart out.
She looks like my brother. i dont think she is ugly, but that really ruins her for me.
Agreed about book Éowyn. Impacted me so much that every time I create a female character she invariably falls on a spectrum between Éowyn and Bêlit.
>Blanchett is legit ugly
A man of culture
they are all israelites so who cares
gimme a wholesome european woman please, that Rosie lass aint too bad.
>Beautiful elf lady who smells like the morning dew and glows in the night
>bossgirl who smells like horseshit
hmm tough decision.
If I pick Eowyn then I can breed her many times, she will die, and then I can get another new girl in her youth to breed some more after. If I pick Arwen I'm stuck with the same old elf pussy till I die.
Tauriel.
Frick yes
Extremely strange video.
whats her name
too old
lmaoo at those $2 elf ears, Hackson really shit the bed with those LotRsploitation
Compare the old Elwen casting to the garbage that was Rings of Power. They knew how to pick actors with looks that worked well as elves.
My gf looks like prime Liv Tyler so Eowyn. I love this phenotype so much it's unreal
Noice.
>My gf looks like prime Liv Tyler
He sounds cute
What's the brunette with light eyes and full lips phenotype called?
Sex
israeli
Bot Tyler and Lima are not israeli. The only israeli women I've seen who are remotely attractive are Ashkenazi, eg have had the israelite fricked out of them from Europeans
Both are mutts, both have black ancestry
Like israelites
It’s called “the sexo.”
Enjoy!
>Cinemaphile and its cuck fantasies
She was 18 when we met and I was her first, confirmed by the blood on my sword
>I was her first
Never heard that one before...
>blood on my sword
Kek, on the rag probably.
Never fricked a virgin? Guess you got no pussey in high school. Dork
>blood guarantees the girl has never had sex before
do morons still believe that in current year
why are you so eager to prove that anons gf wasn't virgin
You think if you spread misery to others you will feel less shitty?
>he took the bait
Why didn’t you get laid in high school
ive heard that girl these day put those exploding blood capsules they used to use in movies into their pussy and then they detonate it to simulate the loss of virginity with a smart phone app or hidden button
these blood explosives are super cheap now since its all done in CGI and hollywood have teamed up with the bawds to try and sell them all off
i heard one girl filled her bedroom with them and then set them off to kill herself after being dumped by her crush
she wasnt dead just red
get mouse girl like pic related they are always loyal and true
reminder that the male's sperm burrows itself into her bloodstream and permanently changes her dna, so any woman with a sexual history is biologically male
me on the right
>dog volt
That's my name in the middle; inbefore it got so much worse but she already had much experience. Story of my life.
So arwen, you mean?
>he doesnt know
>I love this phenotype
A downy looking b***h with a fat jaw? lol
Galadriel
reminder that liv tyler literally has Black person blood coursing through her veins
Your mother literally has Black person cum swimming through her ass
Do tell.
>Kek, this.
The vegana israelite never changes... and neither does the gullibility of most men.
>Sleeping with ONE HUNDRED men behind your boyfriends back
Why are they so evil? Like cheating is one thing, and men do that too, but they wouldn't go off like this. These insane small-town-fricking rates seem to only be a thing with women
Bros how do I reconcile being in love with a prostitute? I don’t think her count is that high but I’d guess in the 40’s which is insanity. I’ve literally only had sex with 3 different people and fooled around with another 5
>>MFW when she says “I had a lot of unprotected sex in college”
run away or at least use 3 condoms every time you bang her stretched holes
does your esophagus stretch out every time you eat a big steak? is the inside of your urethra slowly getting bigger and bigger every time you pee? cannot believe billions of people have this poor sense of biology.
vags are lines with muscle, moron. the more they use it...
are you a woman? post feet
Sounding will increase the resting diameter of your urethra. Yes, competitive eaters have larger esophagus and stomach than someone who isn't stretching out their internals
Sounding?
what does elf urethra taste like bros
40 is a low number in 2024.
>being in love with a prostitute?
Man my childhood love was a coal burning prostitute.
Took me a decade+ to get rid of her from my mind AFTER I git rid of her out of my life.
Just get rid of her bro. Honestly its better to be alone that be with a prostitute.
>implying these arent guys larping as bawds
I did the same thing and had a good wank afterwards
i choose gimble
Mr. Frodo!
No... I mean... Rosella... Rosita... Rosemary...?
Idril.
Absolute waifu material and I want to be a family man.
what does elven pusy feel like?
Like putting your dick in a bag of fallen autumn leaves. It's scratchy and it gets everywhere.
I hate elven pusy.
I would imagine it probably makes you cum x5 harder than the basic stuff.
You are literally putting your benis inside a piece of heaven displaced on the material realm (if in lotr)-. It's pretty ok.
like dolphin pussy
Liv Tyler was an awful actress. Perfect to play a stoic elf, but ugh, every emotion she tried to convey looked like like an animal trying to camouflage itself and failing miserably.
Clearly you didn't see Armageddon
Eowyn. There's mischief behind that innocent smile.
I will say Eowyn because it would be impossible for me not to imagine Steve Tyler whenever I looked at Arwen
Jesus the head on Eowyn
Wat bout a wee wife
>Liv Tyler as Arwen
>Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins
>Carice van Houten as Melisandre
my holy trinity
Eowyn all the way. Arwen looks like a fake TV model. Eowyn looks like a genuine cutie and has feminine looks despite being tomboyish.
Both
Or, Eowyn then & Arwen now
Eowyn fricks horses so Arwen.
Eowyn fricks horses so Eowyn.
Arwen, because you can beat the shit out of her nightly and she'd recover quickly
DUNADAINED.COM
I thought Miranda was in her early 20s when they filmed. The wall came very late and very slow to both. I pick her since she's adorable.
Miranda is aging with grace. Liv has bogged.
>coalburner vs 5-head midhoe
VERY tough choice, I'll choice Frodo
wtf was her problem
WHY WAS THIS MADE
WTF IS THIS LMAO
>WHY WAS THIS MADE
it could be done and coomers be goonin
Peter Jackson told her that elves don't wear bras because it chafes their delicate skin.
Uhh source?
damn
Merry is literally me
Nnnnnnoice.
>LoTR directed by George RR Martin
Only once in my entire life I have sucked breasts like that and they felt awesome, I felt like a fricking baby again. Some fondles and the nipples became hard as frick
was it a stripper at sapphires
mommy. sucky sucky mommy.
Both look like trannies. So does Galadriel. Jackson exclusively picked manly looking women to play elves.
Imagine being so brain rotten, to see nothing but trannies anymore.
You must have destroyed every mirror in your house. What a sad life.
>can't cook
Don't care how beautiful or great of a person you are, I'm not marrying a woman who can't cook.
do it yourself you fat slob
I'll do your mom homosexual.
Arwen but with blonde hair.
Liv Tyler was my childhood boner
I prefer Èowyn but I'd still choose Arwen because Elves are superhuman and I can't turn down that opportunity. Galadriel would be the best option but she has already been married so I don't want to interfere with that.
Arwen. I think, Eowyn must look like picrel.
wish is the one in the first few episodes of rings of power that i will never see
Which one will let me tie them up or do anal?
Eowyn because she's eager to please. Elves die if they get too scared or sad.
as a kid and even through grade school I thought arwen was incredibly ugly. i saw a horse face with unnatural skin tone and alien eyes and a plastic mouth. I would skip her scenes especially the dream ones in fellowship just to avoid seeing her. now since then as an adult ive jerk offd to empire records, but book and to a lesser extent movie eowyn always had my heart
The one thats not wearing a bra in that picture
>The Hobbit actors have this same debate on the commentary, concluding Tyler has very fine lips and skin on her side, but Otto has a lack of underwear on hers, as filming the shot of her outside the great hall in Edoras when the banner comes loose had the wind catch under her dress at one point and reveal to everyone she had no underwear on under it.
They say there was a fell voice on the wind moments beforehand
I'll never watch this scene the same way again.
None
I love Lea anon but I'm confused as to the relevance as she was not in LOTR.
I understand
i want white girl pubic hair in my mouth
>14 years before filming LOTR
huh
what the frick was aragorn's fricking problem?
He didnt want to romantically involve himself with a girl that smells like horses and fricks horses
Elves have considerably weirder relationships with the natural world, the people of Rohan are just simple farmers and horseriders, no weird shit.
>the people of Rohan are horseriders
hmmmmmmmm...
Yes, you side on the horse's back in a saddle, and it runs faster than a human can, bringing you far distances quicker.
Even if he wasn't in love with Arwen, Eowyn was several tiers beneath him in terms of who a High King of Gondor and Arnor should marry.
love bush t-b-h
Anyone know why they panned down solely to show her bare ass?