As a kino specialist, what car brand suits me most?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You? Probaby Kia or Hyundai haha homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    obviously mercedes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BMW has been delivering better, cheaper cars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BMWs quality is trash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because they nickel and dime you with subscription fees. Want to use your high beams? That's $19/mo plus tip.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >BMW
        >cheap

        They aren't and even if the upkeep on one is insane

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    used SAAB of course

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mercedes is pozzed/.woke do not buy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which brand isn’t? Maybe Lexus or some jap manufacturer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt see mazda do anything for homosexual month
        they just make really good cars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lexus is Toyota, probably the most pozzed jap brand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honda > Mazda > Subaru >>>>>>> Toyota

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he really thinks Toyota is the worst
          >ranks fricking Honda as the best
          Lmfao, delusional as frick.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kino specialist

    not some piece of shit worthless modern car

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      born in the wrong generation energy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >energy
        go back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >man i wish i was born in the 60's music and movies were just better before the 90s

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            literally not me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >i take up the ass because im a homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never really been a 944 fan but that looks great

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how to spot a prole moron. Germanoid cars are extremely overrated garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what do you drive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Lexus and Mazda make some great cars atm

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All 3 are overrated. You're paying for the badge more than anything.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you gay - audi, if trans - bmw, if bi - mercedes

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    vl turbo

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Certainly a man of such refined douchness demands a car of equal insufferableness. So, by all means, get a BMW, don't ever use your blinkers when changing lanes and enjoy your monthly subscription to heat your seats.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A future of resisting capitalism we can all be proud of

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mercedes EV

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BMW is the only G*rmoid car brand that isn't overpriced shit. And even then it has to be built in Germany, not Mexico.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Recently bought this beauty and I have been hit up about my car like 10 times by the most random people including women about it. My friends drive expensive Sedans, AMGs and M3s etc and literally nobody cares because everybody assume you drive a car like that you're a giant homosexual.

    Best purchase I ever made, it's like you're in a gokart 24/7.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ah, the BMW Miata.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek enjoy paying more for repairs than what you paid for it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Love working on cars, no worries. You can apply this to any 5+ year old car though, cucklord.

        the Z3 is probably one of the gayest cars ever made

        Wrong

        looks like a barbiecar.

        insecure

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not wrong albeit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the Z3 is probably one of the gayest cars ever made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a barbiecar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      glad youre happy bro

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    audi is for concrete salesmen. prominently featured in irobot
    bmw is for slavs and persians. prominently featured in the transporter
    mercedes is for old people. prominently featured in the hangover

    tied between two major kinos i'd give the edge to mercedes because hitler had one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >audi is for concrete salesmen. prominently featured in irobot
      Wrong, BMW is the official concretekino automobile

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A pruis

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BMW stands for "Black Man's Willy"

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly they're going out of production in 2023 because of emissions taxes. All the more reason to get a hellcat now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice one
      How much does one cost?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Starts at like $65k new

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Late 1970s to late 1980s Volvos that cost almost nothing to repair and maintain because they can use pretty much any third party replacement part.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 plastic German pieces of shit that will frick you over as soon as they get past 30K miles

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s the humble Toyota Corolla. There’s literally no reason to own any other car unless your a stupid fricking goy cattle moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the toyota corolla is the goyest cattlest car on the market, probably only surpassed by the prius and civic, golf in europe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The real goy cattle are the ones brainwashed by israeli marketing into buying luxury cars they can’t afford so they can drive themselves to work and Walshart

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not really, makes driving more enjoyable and makes you less of a drab goy cattle slave, but I get what you mean
          A real kinnosseur buys a cool used car avoiding both goycattle traps
          Also chooses to be unemployed

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >paying a subscription fee for heated seats
    Thanks, Klaus.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ford Aerostar

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    come on you fricking Cinemaphiletists. merc is obviously the most kino of the three

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mercedes.
      >Not the brand that was created by the Third Reich.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which brand do nogs like? So I can reject it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If only there was a board within Cinemaphile to talk about this topic...

      Wrong board

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do BMWs make normalhomosexuals seethe so hard?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its old chevy trucks

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