As a single male in 2023, I now envy their relationship but what the frick did she see in him?

As a single male in 2023, I now envy their relationship but what the frick did she see in him?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    submissive and someone who’d tolerate her

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering his accent and hers it's probably his farm, legally speaking.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They likely lived in the same farming community growing up, so wound up marrying young because it was the done thing. They then grew older, realised that they weren't exactly compatible with each other, but divorcing wasn't the done thing so they merely sought to tolerate each other.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a domineering materialistic sociopath, So naturally she gravitated to her pathetic doormat of a husband who owns an egg farm, which i bet she settled for. There does seem to be some sexual chemistry there when probably aroused by a mixture of chicken torture and the subsequent generous profits. He probably also has a big dick and knows how to lay it down on her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that scene, it's so small but it's evidence that Melisha does actually love her husband.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also probably has no problem eating tuna if she demands it. Fellas. You need to learn to eat your seafood. It is just chicken of the sea after all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told you they was organized

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The RUMOR this film might be nominated for Best Motion Picture, the year after Beauty and the Beast was, led to the Academy ghettoizing animation to its own category

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait a minute what movie is this referring too? Because it cant have been chicken run because that came out in 2000 while beauty and the beast came out in like 1992 or whatever

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking MASSIVE wiener.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is exactly the kind of woman who picked a husband based on his potential and when he failed ot live up to her insane expectations she got bitter.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The value of his subservience is wasted on you"

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricked like a champ

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was his farm so I presume she was a plain old gold digger

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you suppose she died at the end of the movie
    i always figured the door falling on her killed her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the husbands sake, I hope he was finally freed from that wench and her evil witch pussy.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she probably liked him when they were first married. years of being with someone who isn't as smart as you, who leaves you to do all the planning of the day to day life and such, can really make you resent them.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's hung like a stallion

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She likes to bully.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always thought she was a man not memeing or anything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the fact she was called Mrs. Tweedy didn't tip you off?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but to be fair she doesn't look very feminine.

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