don't watch it, don't give them your money, don't give them your time, don't give them attention. but seeing you created a thread for it, you just made some attention for it
reminds of the effect The Matrix had on midwits back in the 90s, in that they think the movie is clever just b/c it deals with topics from any freshman intro to philosophy class. it's really just shallow, gimmicky garbage.
I am a white straight man not even trans and I even cried at the end, anon. I have a thing where I am running away from family because I am a degen piece of trash that doesn't deserve family but things could have been different *le sad face*
I am an asian heterosexual man with a family and I didn't cry. I was so completely unmoved by this movie because it's so bloated with junk that diluted any sincerity it may have had.
You could have watched The Road Home. You could have watched Ode To My Father.
Are there actually people who think this movie is deep?
There’s nothing in EEAAO that would appear in an intro to philosophy course. “Multiverse” isn’t philosophy, it’s Rick n Morty /Reddit
Use of very trivial philosophy is why it has such intense appeal for certain groups of people. Le redditor feels very unique for experiencing and growing out of a nihilistic phase
I only watched this movie because it has Michelle Yeoh and Short Round. It was almost a good movie. The problem is that it was made by homosexual reddit hipsters so everything good in the movie was balanced out by something fricking unnecessary and stupid, and you're left with a muddled, overly complicated, indulgent mess
I'm not even white.
This movie was just tragically held back by its own redditness. It could have been good if it wasn't filled with moronic shit like slapping people with dildos, homosexualry, le ebin hotdogs hands universe, bagel of doom *holds up spork*, and warioware shove it up your own ass games. This movie had so much, for so little, and all the extra stuff was pointless bullshit and gay. What a fricking waste since Yeoh and the kid from Goonies did so well.
don't care didn't ask
Plus you’re white
Contrived trash
don't watch it, don't give them your money, don't give them your time, don't give them attention. but seeing you created a thread for it, you just made some attention for it
Stfu I enjoy things
It's like half a kino movie smashed into half a fricking moronic movie. So it's really just moronic. It's a shame
It seemed like it might've had a wholesome plot until they smothered it in LGBTshit
But i like lesberinos.
reminds of the effect The Matrix had on midwits back in the 90s, in that they think the movie is clever just b/c it deals with topics from any freshman intro to philosophy class. it's really just shallow, gimmicky garbage.
Are there actually people who think this movie is deep?
I am a white straight man not even trans and I even cried at the end, anon. I have a thing where I am running away from family because I am a degen piece of trash that doesn't deserve family but things could have been different *le sad face*
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I am an asian heterosexual man with a family and I didn't cry. I was so completely unmoved by this movie because it's so bloated with junk that diluted any sincerity it may have had.
You could have watched The Road Home. You could have watched Ode To My Father.
Maybe you just didn't get it
There’s nothing in EEAAO that would appear in an intro to philosophy course. “Multiverse” isn’t philosophy, it’s Rick n Morty /Reddit
To be fair, you need a very high IQ to appreciate Rick and Morty
Use of very trivial philosophy is why it has such intense appeal for certain groups of people. Le redditor feels very unique for experiencing and growing out of a nihilistic phase
I only watched this movie because it has Michelle Yeoh and Short Round. It was almost a good movie. The problem is that it was made by homosexual reddit hipsters so everything good in the movie was balanced out by something fricking unnecessary and stupid, and you're left with a muddled, overly complicated, indulgent mess
You mean you didn’t love how gays were powerful bigot
>female is the chosen one
You wouldn't be making this threads if you watched the movie, you would just BE KIND
I have never met a person saying that "be kind" garbage who wasn't a massive piece of human shit
That maxim absolves them of their own wrong doings. It’s like going to confession but for Reddit.
The absolute state of white chud cope ITT. Look up cognitive dissonance because you guys are not fooling anyone with this weakass criticism.
You have really unrefined taste. This just wasn’t a good movie.
I'm not even white.
This movie was just tragically held back by its own redditness. It could have been good if it wasn't filled with moronic shit like slapping people with dildos, homosexualry, le ebin hotdogs hands universe, bagel of doom *holds up spork*, and warioware shove it up your own ass games. This movie had so much, for so little, and all the extra stuff was pointless bullshit and gay. What a fricking waste since Yeoh and the kid from Goonies did so well.
I think Jackie Chan turned this role down or had something else lined up. Oof poor Jackie
He did. Chan turned it down. Michelle Yeohublcilh said “your loss bro” in some lame put down
Soooo if it was Chan and a gay son, would it have been even more kino ?
I don't even know what it's called
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Really disappointing. It's almost a good movie but then ruined by overwhelming Scott Pilgrim energy
Why would I want to watch a movie starring some walled Asian b***h?
Please don’t, none of you watch this. You’re all so fricking stupid I’m begging you not to.