Aside from Friends, I love Dave Schwimer

Aside from Friends, I love Dave Schwimer

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are they all bogged now?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved him in Curb Your Enthusiasm. He wasn't afraid to play a piece of shit version of himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a cashew shortage

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's good in burb your enfusiasm

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come he didn't have any Black friends in Friends? I mean it was New York.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He likes to relax

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because white people are moronic. I remember they gave him a black girlfriend because of that. Didn't go over very well.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the Uprising miniseries was pretty good tbh, he and everybody else did a good job, especially a treat to see Hank Azaria do a live action performance

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CURRAHEE

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    israelite

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He played le funnie dreamworks giraffe. How can i hate him.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't look like the type to let you call him 'Dave'.
    Even as himself and not Ross, he still looks very vehemently anti-fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >schwimmer lookalike is caught on camera stealing beer
      >schwimmer responds to the accusations by re-enacting it
      he's a goofer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >heh, yeah I was re-enacting that..
        ok he's cool now

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's the only one i'd like to be friends with

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because of Friends, I love David Schimer

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    band of brothers was his best role

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol he sucked in that. I can imagine someone being a way better annoying/overbearing military guy. He fell flat. Wasn't intimidating at all. I always thought he stuck out like a sore thumb and sucked huge ass in that part. Him and Ron Livingston were both the only really bad ones in the whole cast. Honorable mention of suckiness to chet hanks who also sucked but was only in a couple episodes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he wasn't intimidating
        That was the whole point moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Low IQ take. Schwimmer played Sobel perfectly. Most military officers kiss ass and pretend to look good in front of their commander and then act like Sobel towards their guys. Not intimidating at all, but they have to be listened to because the powers that be placed them in command. BoB had this down perfectly with interactions between Winters and Sobel, it was the perfect example of subordinates thinking superiors are moronic, but still obeying.

        As far as Ron Livingston, an army intel officer is really just a glorified weatherman so he probably wasn't so jazzed up to play an alcoholic government meteorologist.

        To be fair, Hanks wasn't that great, I'll agree there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your weekend pass is revoked

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He directed a movie about an online predator. Did any of you watch it?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will not follow that man into combat.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    big nothing is not a terrible random movie from the 2000s

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its Russ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did they find someone who looked so much like David?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        israelite inbreeding

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from Friends, I hate Dave Schwimer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoe Buckman
      woof

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goofy ass looking

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nasally
    >whiny
    >overly expressive
    >weak and effeminate
    >ugly
    >egotistical
    Why would anyone like him

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    perry was awesome in that movie with Willis. what was it called the 10 yards?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from Juice, I juice Juice Juice

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn homie why the long face?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a israelite

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PIVOT

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