Nah anon's right, he wouldn't be able to spin something like that because of the wording. Anon would obviously perceive something even just through touch or lackthereof of negative.
What the Djinn would actually do would be >Rewires his brain to turn pain into a feeling of contentment and joy and turns any and all negative stuff into feelings of pleasure and personal fulfillment.
He wouldn't perceive any of it as negative because to him everything that's happening feels amazing all the time, it just so happens everyone else perceives what's happening to you as horrifying.
I perceive - which doesn't mean see or hear, it means realize - going deaf and blind as negative. Dickmaster can't get out of that one. That said, he could turn me into a deliriously happy moron I suppose
Oh snap.
I've got it though:
I wish that my wishes don't have any consequences that I would have perceived as negative yesterday.
Suck it up dickmaster. You can't turn me into a moron who loves pain, because yesterday if I knew I was going to turn into a moron who loved pain, I'd have perceived it as negative.
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I'm taking this. my next wish would be Maxwell's notebook.
I perceive - which doesn't mean see or hear, it means realize - going deaf and blind as negative. Dickmaster can't get out of that one. That said, he could turn me into a deliriously happy moron I suppose
I wish you viewed me as with the same love and respect you give yourself and think of me as your greatest ally, where any harm or detriment or folly befalling me was no different than if it were falling upon yourself. That you see my goals and prosperity as intrinsically entwined with your goals and prosperity and that you would rather let yourself be eradicated than allow anything bad to happen to me.
I wish for this thing to frick off and stop existing and with it all it's wish powers and any negative things that might happen to me, I win frick you OP.
I wish you were imprisoned indefinitely, alone, beyond space and time, unable to do harm, affect, influence, or communicate with anyone or anything outside of your confinement. You are to have no power, and possess nothing.
>communicate with anyone
I think this is all you need to take away, he's pretty harmless as long as he can't trick people into making wishes. Even with his silver tongue, he very nearly got stonewalled by a security guard in the first film (haven't seen the others).
that is such a bullshit aspect of the wishmaster. if people near him just say some shit, not even looking at him, like 'i wish it was payday already'
BAM I HAVE YOUR SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY
and it doesn't even have to be that explicit. in the movies, he just asks people if they want shit. he's like, hey would you like to have a million dollars? and of course the person's like, sure that would be cool, i mean it will probably never happ-
HAHAHA I HAVE YOUR SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY, HERES 1 MILLION DOLLARS... IN UGANDAN CURRENCY OF COURSE... HAHAHAHA
What if I ask the Djinn to complete a task it cannot do? Say for example I ask him to get lost, meaning truly lost as in unable to discern where he is or how to get where he wants to. If he completes it, he's fricked. However if he fails to complete the wish, meaning that he dips in out somewhere and returns thus signifying he was never really lost, then what's the penalty?
If "have a nice day" makes him shoot his brains out, without dying, and counts as a wish, then you can't just paradox him away because he'll just pop right back and go >evil is eternal and cannot be "lost" bleh heh heh
I wish for you to perform oral sex on me only once and in a way that does not harm me or mutilate me in any way and is also pleasurable for me and will end as soon as I cum in your mouth without any sort of manipulation from you besides strictly pleasuring me with your mouth in a way that a typical blowjob would be performed from one human to another in the United States of America. And no harm comes to me from the time the blowjob starts to the time the blowjob ends and there will not be any interruptions until I cum in your mouth.
“I wish for a turkey sandwich … on rye bread … with lettuce and mustard. And … and! I don’t want any zombie turkey, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?”
the djinn from Wishmaster has gone off the path.
he takes any chance he can to frick around. If someone said they really need to use the bathroom he'd consider that a wish and frick around with it.
My first wish is that none of the wishes I make have any consequences that I would perceive as negative
>that I would perceive as negative
he makes you blind and deaf, congrats
>lose two of your most instantly recognizable senses
>this is not perceived as negative
should have worded it better homosexual, wishmaster can interpret the wish however he wants
thats literally his schtick you fricking moron
Nah anon's right, he wouldn't be able to spin something like that because of the wording. Anon would obviously perceive something even just through touch or lackthereof of negative.
What the Djinn would actually do would be
>Rewires his brain to turn pain into a feeling of contentment and joy and turns any and all negative stuff into feelings of pleasure and personal fulfillment.
He wouldn't perceive any of it as negative because to him everything that's happening feels amazing all the time, it just so happens everyone else perceives what's happening to you as horrifying.
Oh snap.
I've got it though:
I wish that my wishes don't have any consequences that I would have perceived as negative yesterday.
Suck it up dickmaster. You can't turn me into a moron who loves pain, because yesterday if I knew I was going to turn into a moron who loved pain, I'd have perceived it as negative.
I'm taking this. my next wish would be Maxwell's notebook.
Framed for being on Epstein Island.
EASY!
FIRE
>gives anon a gf
He makes your wish come true yesterday.
I perceive - which doesn't mean see or hear, it means realize - going deaf and blind as negative. Dickmaster can't get out of that one. That said, he could turn me into a deliriously happy moron I suppose
turns you into a block of wood. now you don't perceive anything.
Freedom. As much freedom as I can get with a wish.
A big fat juicy Wiener
>you get picked up for drunk in public and you meet nice fellow with a 14 incher in county. Just for you.
I want my consciousness in the djin’s body while his consciousness goes into mine.
I wish you were a big titted goth girl.
I'd tell you my wish, but I'd get banned for racism
>I’ll have a coke
I wish you viewed me as with the same love and respect you give yourself and think of me as your greatest ally, where any harm or detriment or folly befalling me was no different than if it were falling upon yourself. That you see my goals and prosperity as intrinsically entwined with your goals and prosperity and that you would rather let yourself be eradicated than allow anything bad to happen to me.
can I have a dollar?
If that’s the guy proffering wishes I’d thank him for his offer, do a 360 and walk away
But you'd be walking towards him?
I wish for your power to fulfil wishes (=infinite wishes)
I wish for this thing to frick off and stop existing and with it all it's wish powers and any negative things that might happen to me, I win frick you OP.
I wish you were imprisoned indefinitely, alone, beyond space and time, unable to do harm, affect, influence, or communicate with anyone or anything outside of your confinement. You are to have no power, and possess nothing.
How's that for a wish?
>communicate with anyone
I think this is all you need to take away, he's pretty harmless as long as he can't trick people into making wishes. Even with his silver tongue, he very nearly got stonewalled by a security guard in the first film (haven't seen the others).
Couldn't he just wander around and get lucky with people wishing for shit randomly considering how common it is to do so
that is such a bullshit aspect of the wishmaster. if people near him just say some shit, not even looking at him, like 'i wish it was payday already'
BAM I HAVE YOUR SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY
and it doesn't even have to be that explicit. in the movies, he just asks people if they want shit. he's like, hey would you like to have a million dollars? and of course the person's like, sure that would be cool, i mean it will probably never happ-
HAHAHA I HAVE YOUR SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY, HERES 1 MILLION DOLLARS... IN UGANDAN CURRENCY OF COURSE... HAHAHAHA
Watch the second movie, RIGHT NOW.
Don't watch the rest. Not even out of curiosity.
I'll add it to the list. I see Divoff isn't even in the last two, probably wouldn't have watched them anyway for that reason.
i want to die, right now. instantly.
What if I ask the Djinn to complete a task it cannot do? Say for example I ask him to get lost, meaning truly lost as in unable to discern where he is or how to get where he wants to. If he completes it, he's fricked. However if he fails to complete the wish, meaning that he dips in out somewhere and returns thus signifying he was never really lost, then what's the penalty?
If "have a nice day" makes him shoot his brains out, without dying, and counts as a wish, then you can't just paradox him away because he'll just pop right back and go
>evil is eternal and cannot be "lost" bleh heh heh
All the hispanics and Black person are out of America? Well... uh... I'll have a coke, then.
I wish that you were gay and could only get off by being a bottom.
kek
I wish to be an alcoholic
I wish I had a giant pumpkin head
I'd wish for all people to forget that the day and night cycle exist, and giggle at the chaos.
Give me Kilgrave's power from that one Marvel slop show. Life would be easy mode and I'd be able to get away with so much. Namely..
I'd wish him a good day.
>wish to be an alcoholic
>realise I am one
and that's what no one did
His idea of a good day is fricking up the lives of unsuspecting mortals.
i can't torrent, so i wish for a direct download link to all 5 wishmaster movies
>What do you wish?
All conservatives turn gay and liberals get racist Tourette's.
Ask him to become my gf for infinity, it always works in hentai
tell him first to become a cute trap of course
shalom, i wish your "people" go away (die)
Pussy from her
I wish for you to perform oral sex on me only once and in a way that does not harm me or mutilate me in any way and is also pleasurable for me and will end as soon as I cum in your mouth without any sort of manipulation from you besides strictly pleasuring me with your mouth in a way that a typical blowjob would be performed from one human to another in the United States of America. And no harm comes to me from the time the blowjob starts to the time the blowjob ends and there will not be any interruptions until I cum in your mouth.
I wish that my penis was 2 inches longer.
Keep it simple that way there is no room to frick it up.
you realize any wish to the wishmaster, by default, comes at the price of selling your soul to him, right?
and he can take your soul at any time he wants
oh I was thinking of the leprechaun guy
If the man wants to sell his soul just to have a 4.5 inch dick, that's up to him.
>dick is stretched 2 inches
>no longer works
Y’all Black folk are dumb
what was his problem?
I wish for wishes to no longer cost humans their souls.
Lets go, b***h.
>Has to take your soul for this wish for it to work and only start applying on the future wishes
Would you really go full Jesus, anon
Did I fricking stutter?
Ok. Wishes now cost the soul of the person you care most about, and also your dick.
I wish…. For you to have a heart!
“I wish for a turkey sandwich … on rye bread … with lettuce and mustard. And … and! I don’t want any zombie turkey, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?”
I wish for the world to end, what now homosexual?
Now you get assraped for eons while he waits for another planet harboring souls to coalesce.
I wish for OP to take a massive hairy Black person wiener up his bleeding butthole for all eternity
>takes your parents' bull away from them
They have spares moron
Djinni, I wish you free.
>free to trap and torture you for eternity? OK LOL
the djinn from Wishmaster has gone off the path.
he takes any chance he can to frick around. If someone said they really need to use the bathroom he'd consider that a wish and frick around with it.
Man, I wish I'd known that earlier!
Nah I'm good man.
I wish you stopped existing forever.
>blinks out of existence for 0.00001 second
EVIL CANNOT STOP EXISTING
btw that counts as your wish, thanks for the soul, sucker