> ask me the question
> uh do you want a coffee?
> I SAID ASK ME THE QUESTION
> did you kill Wheeler?
> learn when to stop asking questions
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> ask me the question. > uh do you want a coffee? > I SAID ASK ME THE QUESTION. > did you kill Wheeler?
Why doesn’t anyone mention the bloodied mattresses in those NYC tunnels?
Who did you ask?
To the HBO official that gave this show to that goddamned beanette. I caught him whole he was morphing through the storm drain grills, that was strange
Oy vey it’s anudda shoah!
This
I hate when these hack writers drop the plot.
you saw blood on those mattresses? looked like pee stains to me
You would know, you're the pee stain expert here.
why were they storing pissed-down mattresses in the walls?
i mean if it's blood at least the question answers itself
what are some snow kinos to watch while we wait for this disappointment?
The Thing
just watched it for the 6th time last month, I'll throw out Ravenous though
Smilla's Sense of Snow. That one is a mystery so it should scratch that itch Night Country isn't able to.
Atanarjuat the Fast Runner. Pretty based and takes place before white men came into the scene so there's no woke shit. Just a good old folktale.
The Snow Walker. No romance, just strong friendship between a man and a dying native women in a survival situation.
The Thing&The Thing From Another World
Frick you. Howard Hawks movies are great. Not as good as Carpenter's The Thing, but way better than people make it out to be,
thanks
>Smilla's Sense of Snow
Kino
https://www.blackfilmandtv.com/tvnews/amma-asante-to-direct-drama-series-adaptation-of-smillas-sense-of-snow
>julia ormond
you son of a b***h, i'm in
Smilla
The film is good but the book is ten times better, I've read it multiple times
i can't read more than a few Cinemaphile posts before i get tired
audiobooks my homie
Fortitude is literally this shit but better, I thought it was straight up ripped off.
Then there is Hold the Dark, okay mystery movie with one 10/10 shootout scene.
Both your recommendations are shit. Not as shit as night country, but still shit.
I have to add this one: Togo.
German man played by Willem Dafoe and his beautiful redhead danish wife have wolfdog farm in Alaska, pandemic hits distant town, Dafoe with his wolfs have to travel hundreds of miles in winter to bring medicine to dozens of sick children.
It is 2018 Disney production, but I was absolutely shocked Disney is capable of making such movie nowadays, I thought it had to be done by some branch that was forgotten by the system, because otherwise it makes no sense.
homie that's the plot of Balto
That's because Togo and Balto both belonged to the same musher, Leonhard Sepalla, Togo led the first, most dangerous part of the track, while Balto led the last part which got understandably popularised by the news reports.
IS that the same dog from Masters of the Air?
loved balto as a kid and eventually found out the true story and the togo movie was pretty comfy as well. and yeah it's nice to see films like this, they're rare nowadays and more valuable because of that
>julianne nicholson
>beautiful
nothing more disgusting than freckles
The Head (s1 only)
it's not a masterpiece, but the first half especially is solid
Are we going to start asking the right questions?
>Who hasn't Danvers fricked in that town?
ask again, but in english, nerd 🙂
Different town. Barrow does not tolerate blue-haired fools.
Love PowerDVD9, probably one of my top 20 movies
Here’s some suggestions that are not shit:
Shackleton (two part TV movie with Kenneth Branagh)
Against the Ice
The North Water
The Terror
The Thing
Arctic
Fargo
Jackie Chans First Strike
Ice Station Zebra
For Your Eyes Only
Alive
Touching the Void
30 days of night.
WRONG QUESTION, ASK AGAIN.
Dog Soldiers has snow in it I think. It's been a while.
the shining
The Grey
Whenever i see this poster i think it's the Rick Grimes actor
what became of him anyway
like 5 years ago i heard hes working on the spinoff movies
stfu homosexuals y'all liked it anyway
I've always been an Emmerich fan, even with his Godzilla.
So... Issa is moronic, right? Not trying to be hateful, but at this point it's not just incompetence in storytelling, it's mental defect.
Don't be a bigot m8
What an absolute c**t
my spirit animal goons to WMLF like you for breakfast
>How did they find Navarro's sister so fast?
OFF-SCREEN MAGIC
>Why didn't they talk about Navarro's trance and bleeding ears?
SHE HAD TIME TO HEAL, CHUD. TRY TO KEEP UP!
she was beat up in ep4
watch the fricking show you moronic /misc/schizoid
god damn you can tell she’s melting down in real time lol
sadly they’re gonna dismiss it all as evil racist chuds trying to kill her show rather than actual criticism
It's kind of a catch 22. While it's probably true that people wouldn't be so critical of it if it didn't have the True Detective label slapped onto it, it's also true that nobody would be watching it if didn't have the TD label. More importantly though, if it was good people would be watching it and wouldn't be so critical of it.
Issita's Razor, which funnily enough she never uses
Should start using it on her legs if she ever gets to it.
is it normal for tv show authors and directors to reply and defend their work from random people on social media?
did pizza ever do something like this? like maybe when somebody asked him who rust was shooting at or who killed caspere or something
He malds on IG pretty consistently. Also welcome to the 2010s onward. You can just throw tomatos at basically any actor or director and there's a decent chance they'll respond if you poke them well enough. Back in the day this was limited to reporters being decked by drunken actors but the magic of the internet opens the way for many responses.
The ONLY mention in the show is that the Alaskan coast guard found the body good job just coming up with shit outside of the show to explain it frick who let this b***h have a job?
>the Alaskan coast guard found the body good job just coming up with shit
Navarro gets a call from the coast guard, not “people on a boat partying for Christmas”, which is ridiculous in the first place because the oceans fricking frozen
Makes no sense since she would have frozen before getting to the ocean/ice thin enough to fall in. She was fricking naked and barefoot!
And if she fell in the ice, how would she be seen? There would have a layer of fricking ice over her and it's fricking impossible for a body to drift to the sea while under ice like that in the time it took for her to be found.
Issa don't know logic. Issa don't know Alaska. Issa is secretly a Sith Lord.
yeah, she's some 50+ year low iq old nepo hag pretending to be a trendy wine-aunt
This cannot be real. She has to be trolling at this point.
there's millions and millions of women exactly like her
>there's millions and millions of women
Then why am I still single?
You're too good for them, champ
True.. I should just get some dogs instead.
>It was discussed. Ad nauseum.
I bet someone on the staff pointed out that it made no fricking sense and this b***h kept repeating the same points over and over thinking that *they* were the ones not getting her super smart commentary on AI.
Fishing boat people find it, alert the coast guard, coast guard calls the girl. That I can believe, but finding her in the dark? Not really.
And the ocean only freezes to a certain point, you can fish there.
>Fishing boat people find it
No. Issa said it was a party boat. Nepo baby has no idea that people can fish for a living.
She said a fishing party, as in a party of people fishing. Those boats stay for weeks and sometimes months on the sea. Christmas comes, they have a christmas party.
I know. But does Issa know? I'M FINALLY ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
But a fishing boat celebrating Christmas wouldn't fish since it would be fricking insane and dangerous as frick, so them noticing the body is kind of out there.
>Friends celebrating Christmas Eve on a fishing boat.
I would say don't be a moronic, but probably too late.
>People who've worked on same boats for years
>They've become friends.
>Been out on the sea for months.
>Christmas, can't go back home.
>They celebrate together.
It's not that hard anon. She wrote it stupidly, and it is moronic premise, but some logic can be applied when watching shows and reading things. I've become an expert deciphering brain damaged idiots posts online, guess where?
But it's not in the show. She just gave that explanation online to someone who asked about the coast guards.
It would have taken 3 seconds to put it in the show. It would have also have helped to flesh out the setting in that 3 seconds and make it seem more alive/real. She literally couldn't lose by including a single line of dialogue to explain it.
>Been out on the sea for months.
a fishing boat isn't an oil platform or some huge slow ass tanker that spends weeks out at sea, they fish and bring back the fresh fish back on shore every single day you deluded fricking b***h
>Christmas, can't go back home.
just moor the boat at the place where you bring back your catch every single workday
>be a moronic
but like come on man, you're seriously pulling made up shit out of your ass defending some stupid hack of a latinx telenovela writer
Surely it's safe for most of the crew to get drunk on a fishing boat in Alaska? oh maybe they only drank non-alcoholic wine with their croissants.
>a fishing boat isn't an oil platform or some huge slow ass tanker that spends weeks out at sea, they fish and bring back the fresh fish back on shore every single day you deluded fricking b***h
I've worked on fishing boats in Australia, and while I did what you described, sometimes offloading to bigger ships, some larger do stay for longer. Off course the ships are there for months, where we offload, but that it is different.
Do Australia's waters freeze over? No. hut the frick up. This isn't how it works in the North. Months? No boat could be out there for months and stay safe enough to operate. Alaskan fishers live and breathe boat checks and repairs.
Guys issa’s in the thread with us
>Those boats stay for weeks and sometimes months on the sea.
No they don't. The ones that do wouldn't find the body anyway unless babygurl became a natural gas rocket and flew so far off the coast as to be seen by the kind of boats that stay on the ocean for weeks/months.
Issa is a fricking moron and so are you.
I think it IS Issa, or a social media /digital associate because this moron has an answer for everything
Danvers is an Issa self insert. She wears horn. Danvers is horny all the time.
Why are you homosexuals always the same? Such a brainrot american way of thinking.
>You're with us or against us.
I can think you're moronic and I can think the show is not good.
Lmao look at the state of (you). You’re making stupid fricking posts to autistically refute any point anybody makes about why this dumbfrick showrunner is a moron while looking like a clown. I’m not even american you dumb homosexual
Well said, Issa.
This dumb fricking showrunner literally said it was people partying and your dumb fricking homosexual ass replies to me trying to handwave away my post for no discernible reason
This b***h doesn't know jack about the setting she's writing.
Sooo... Issa says that Julia was found by a fishing boat full of people celebrating Christmas Eve and the people who found her knew her because everyone knows everyone in Ennis. My god the plot is so thick it has to be explained on X with info not found or hinted at anywhere in the show.
Based interactive tv show?
TO be fair a show doesnt need to expalin every tiny detail, it doesnt work like that
To be fair, the showrunner doesn’t need to explain away plot holes and terrible writing to random people on social media
I feel like she's getting defensive over the scrutiny
Oh do you? Look at the big brain on Brad
Yes, it does, when events without those explanations don’t make sense. The fact that the explanations proffered on social media also don’t make sense just shows how little coherent thought went into this shitshow.
We have to figure out the mystery ourselves! WE are the true detectives! Bravo, Issa
Apparently the actors were since they had to finish her sloppy mess of a script.
Only in episode 5&6 and only for some scenes. It was implied in Hawkes interview. That's why there's still shit like not talking about the end of episode 4 (trance and bleeding ears) at all. That part is still Issa.
Maybe you should apply as a social media content manager for HBO and write texts like these in the future
>she thought "fishing party" literally meant "party"
hahahahahahahahagahaga i'm dying
>about to defend her
>realize it might actually be what she thought
Issa confused...
WHY are you trying to defend her in the first place
I'm trans
You'd don't get to bring a fishing party of friends.
shes bragging on twitter about HBO claiming they got more streams than season 1 LOL!!! she cannot stop seething..
I might start following this b***h for the lols.
it's like she's moronic. she doesnt realize that season 1 was a television experience.
The show feels like a half puzzle thrown on the floor.
The dead babies... Danvers only find out about them in episode 5 after Leah tells her explicitely that X number of babies have died in the last X months?
True Detective indeed.
But if she was shown to be in denial because of her dead kid and if the scene took place in episode 2 it would make more sense and give a motive for her to be so invested in the investigation. If the Taslal/Silver Sky link was revealed in episode 2. The tongue kind of throw suspicion OFF the mine. But finding a link with the mine, even if they don't know at first what it is, would have worked better.
And the J-Horror ghosts? Frick that. Navarro has 1 trance before. She and Leah go on a similar journey of discovering their native culture. Then Rose does some ritual and Navarro has another vision (ambiguous if real supernatural, spiritual or just her unconscious pointing out a clue she missed) that doesn't resolve the mystery, but points in a new direction. Leah and Danvers are there to show that Danvers is finally accepting Leah's quest for identity and the possibility of spirituality being real.
There. Season fricking fixed.
>Season fricking fixed.
Literally add a Yeti that makes everyone that sees him insane and lives in the caves and you also fix the season, but without touching anything, and making it 100x more rad
The polar bear is his pet
Noice.
Amazing how Ennis, supposedly a small town in the frozen north of Alaska, manages to socially reflect something more like Brooklyn. Seemingly everybody lives in small, mostly separate social pockets. Scenes go from pocket to pocket. Fellow Ennis-ites pass each other with no comment or, at most, vague familiarity. Also, somehow a protest mob (albeit small) forms, facing down the mine and its employees.
These people should all know each other, and they should know each other like practically extended family. Broad S1 comparisons can feel lazy but on this point I was thinking about how Marty was familiar with the people in his community, and that was a foil for Rust, but just compare that with how atomized Ennis feels compared to that. So many bad writers now are sheltered as frick from anything outside of an overpriced campus or major metro area. People who lack, unironically enough, a diverse range of experience with people from ALL different walks of life can't really reflect those different lives properly. Even when they aren't trying to hamfist a certain point of view onto the screen, their sheltered urban perspective severely limit the range of what they can reflect onscreen. I notice many older media do a much better job at showing family life, rural life, etc. because writers probably would at least TRY to understand places that weren't downtown LA or Brooklyn.
yeah people have been saying how this is another show taking place in some unusually remote location, on the other side of the continent no less, and all the characters are written as if they're from california, New York or some socially progressive college town.
>at least TRY to understand places
yeah there's a reason writers usually either wrote fiction about or inspired by places they lived in or which they visited for some amount of time. there's the trope of writers overcoming writer's block by moving to some remote place in hope to find inspiration from the locations itself, the people and their interactions and such.
John Hawkes said in an interview they had long meetings with Jodie and the mexican b***h to rewrite entire scenes and make them more believable. Imagine if this is the final product, what the original scripts were like
Well yeah this had its release delayed twice and its episode count reduced. That and the trailers was how everyone knew nig country was going to be a turd.
God, I hope I we to read it.
I WATCH «TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY» (2024) AT 1.25 SPEED; I HAD NEVER DONE THIS WITH A «MOVIE», NOR WITH A TELEVISION PROGRAM.
more like true defective ahahaha show is ass
yes
What the frick was complicated about that sentence.....
>everybody knows everybody in Ennis
That means that cop who beat the shit out of Danvers brat kid knew what a piece of shit she was. Nice.
I've been watching this shit half asleep but can someone explain how Jodie Foster automatically knew with conviction that:
-Prior figured out what they did with Wheeler
-Prior has files on his laptop from which someone can figure out what happened with Wheeler
-Prior's father went and cracked Prior's password for some unknown reason and learned about Wheeler
-Prior's father told Conelly about Wheeler
Did I miss something or was I supposed to believe she came to these conclusions immediately aftee learning Connelly knows about Wheeler??
1. Because he was studying the old case
2, 3 and 4. It wasn't about Wheeler, it was about Heiss
I found the idea that his father had police records in his home and he had to "steal them" rather than point out to the chief that he has fricking police records stored at home rather perplexing. And then I realised the writer is a puddinghead.
She worked out backwards, and I found that to be really really cool.
She asked Hank if she told her superior about Wheeler
Hank gave vibes that he did
She immediately connected Prior asking about it some time ago
She immediately realized Prior wouldn't surrender that information
She immediately realized Hank took that info from Prior without him knowing
She connected the dots with the notebook on screen
Issa, how and when did Hank get his hands on the info?
Was it from those couple of hours Pete spent at his place after being kicked out by his c**t wife?
How would Hank know he needed to look up the Wheeler stuff, did Pete rat on his employer and told his dad about his findings?
That's one of the few things that made sense. He was acting all shifty and shit so she figured he was working for the mine. The mine would want to know how her investigation was going and Pete was the only one using a computer/taking notes/doing detective work. His dad would also see it as karma since Pete stole the files episodes ago.
He was always "working" late on the job and saw Prior at the station several times anon
One of those times was when the mail in gf never came, and he went to the station instead of fricking home
He was surprised to see Prior there tho, and put some usual poison "She's always working you late, you should be home!" shenanigans
Say what you want about the whole mystery and ghost and stupid shit on this season, that subplot with Prior and his dad was well telegraphed several times
You know what wasn’t? Him shooting his dad in the head
>Dad you're slowly raising your weapon! I'm gonna have to shoot you in the fricking head! There is no way I could just shoot your arm even though your side is facing towards me!
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE MY ESKIMO WIFE!!!!!!!
You are right, that wasn't very good, but I call that "an argument pivot"
It is not a pivot you beaner, since he is referring to the dad-pete subplot that you yourself brought up in the last sentence of your reply
even before that. what the frick was hank about to do? shoot the fukcing police chief? and then what, cover it all up, a freak snow blizzard did it or something? what if anybody looks into this and finds out? would hank then also go and kill them and cover it all up as well?
Issa please...
Yes? With complete backing from the mine, as see was already seen on camera in a restricted area. I swear some of this is just people looking for problems and glossing over the very real issues.
Are you being obtuse on purpose? It was suicide-by-cop.
Issa, he wanted to kill the witness so he could have his career propped up by the mine execs, the mine owner woman clearly tells him:
>do this one thing for me and i'll make you chief of police, which i couldn't do back then because danvers was too popular and influential
it's like a scene before he comes over to danvers to ask her for the witness.
he wasn't some fanatical underling willingly throwing his life away to protect his boss. a corrupt lackey - yes, but still not somebody who blindly sacrifices himself at the first given opportunity
there were no other explanations. It may look like she did some leaps of faith but i thought about it after the ep and it really makes sense
ok but still, why would Hank even look for info on Wheeler, did he suspect something was off about the case?
why did he decide to look for info on the case on Prior's laptop?
he didn't look specificaly for wheeler. He was just generally snooping
*fixed for accuracy*
Sole Detective - Night Country
Watch as PeePee our protagonist solves the case out of frame and gets bullied by his wife, father and boss. Punished PeePee even gets to stay in a non-insulated shed during a category 4 blizzard!
Cool as hell, right? Then he headshots his dad for looking at his porn folder.
wtf I love Pete now
PeePee's wife just kicked him out of the shed because you love him.
PUNISHED AGAIN!!!
Even in the shed he still has to pay for her schooling.
PeePee's face when he will have to pretend his dad eloped with his Russian mail order bride.
PeePee will have to live with killing his father and helping to cover up THREE murders (or more since episode 6 hasn't aired yet).
At least his password is stronger now. It's MyPornStash903. He wrote it on a small rock in a spiral pattern so not to forget it.
>time is a fat icicle
>If you ever find the opportunity you should chill yourself
He's not a true detective. He's commensurate with a "genius character" written by someone with a double-digit IQ.
>steal his dads files
>gets slapped around "don't do it again"
>dad get into his laptop
>son shots hmn the head
It was a bit too much wasn't it
>ask the right question
>were they really six millions?
How did they get away with it?
>shouldn't there have been way more?
see, now you're asking the right questions.
i havent watched any of this
is it really that trash
It's worst than you think. But the actors are good. They have shit dialogue and shit arcs, but when they look at the camera and don't say anything it's okay. You can tell what they feel and what they mean. Then they open their mouths and it's all moronic Issa shit.
yeah, if you want to waste 5+ hours so far you can watch it and join the shitposting, but that will also be over next monday
>AAAAAAAAARGGGHHH! I'M SOMEHOW ALIVE! DIG ME OUT!
Luckily someone police friends celebrating the Winter Solstice were there.
It is exquisitely awful, even worse than season 3, because it is completely divorced from talent.
Whats up with the one eyed themes?
Illuminati
How did Pryor unlock the phone btw? Was that ever answered?
face id when the guy's face thawed
No, I mean the native girl's one where the video of her dying moments was so miraculously captured in high definition
Pete used his l33t hax0r skills
>Missing details like this
Do you even watch shows? He's under 30 and has tons of friends in Penis, Alaska.
>Penis, Alaska.
>those are bite marks
>they bit themselves
They could have been bitten by someone else but what the heck do I know.
According to IMDB the next episode airs February 25. Can anyone confirm if this information is correct? Do we really have to wait an additional week to watch the final episode.
What? Better not, I want to get this shit over with.
Episode 1 was the most generic shit garbo I've seen in years. Stale uninteresting characters, complete lack of soul.
Does it get better?
>Stale uninteresting characters, complete lack of soul.
In English, Doc.
Episode 1 is probably the worst episode. Episode 2 and 4 are probably the best episodes. But it's definitely not a good show.
> trendline
mathlets.
>40 minutes of dull and badly written filler shit
>2-3 minutes where something meaningful happens.
every episode goes like this. I actually thought it would stop after the first couple eps and the story would pick up, but it just doesn't.
Did you not enjoy all the sitcom family drama?
The dialogue is some of the worst I’ve ever seen.
Multiple characters have heard "she's awake", cause it was the crab factory worker who killed the scientists
>LE POINTING
I should have realized it was the crab factory worker all along
She only had 3 fingers and they only pulled partial prints from the corpsicle. The factory has a flash freezer for the crab meat.
>you did it kid! you asked the right question! now you're a True.Detective.S04E05.1080p.HEVC.x265-MeGusta[EZTVx.to].mkv!
huh?
Is that what he sings on the show? I can't be bothered to watch the episodes anymore.
There's one episode to go you lazy prick
2. I never watched the last one. Reacher S2, however, I did watch right up till the penultimate episode and quit.
one more episode? Thats too much.
Holy shit, it gets worse.
>My sister died a week ago....
Get over it b***h lol it's been a week
They should have focused more on her lesbian daughters girlfriend
That storyline was very important.... and kinda hawt
People are neglecting to keep pointing out that she was also moronic enough to assume frozen limbs can snap off, like real life is Mortal Kombat.
THE WATER IS POISONED THEY'RE TURNING THE POLAR BEARS GAY
With Archeobacteria
>172 posts
>no one's posted it yet
holy shit Cinemaphile have a nice day
Reminder that "she's awake" means that there's a bacteria which was unfrozen that has made it into the water supply of Ennis and is causing all the hallucinations.
How come unrelated characters all hear the same phrase, though? Hallucinations don't work like that.
Cultural conditioning
Same reason hallucinating Hindus all see Vishnu and hallucinating Christians all see Jesus and hallucinating Blacks all see KFC.
Yeah, that makes sense, but where's the cultural conditioning for the phrase "she's awake"?
Let me guess, they're gonna do an asspull and explain that out of nowhere next episode, aren't they?
>asspull
At this point I'll be surprised if we even get that. They didn't even bother mentioning any of the spooky shit after ep4.
A lot of people coming from different geographical locations and cultural backgrounds share that muh cultural conditioning then? Don't piss in my shoe and tell me it's a blizzard esmeralda
infrasounds affecting their subconsciouses
I have this feeling that we are not going to get a satisfying explanation for this
Gee, what makes you think that?
Why were their ears bleeding?
cuties
>Le Evidence of Le PSYCHIC GHOST attack!!
>Only Native American Ways of Knowing can save us now!
it was just an avalanche
The show is clearly framing the avalanche explanation as bogus.
You need to learn when to stop asking questions
which is stupid
missing persons worked in s1 because these are impoverished bayou folk nobody gives a shit about to begin with, let alone when a hurricane sweeps through
nobody gave a frick until moron childress made a show out of things and brought on too much attention onto otherwise innocuous disappearances
meanwhile s4 begins with a meat popsicle and severed tongue in the station, with foreign nationals whose embassies are going to be asking the right questions of why these scientists would hike out without equipment and then be buried in an avalanche on an open plain
Why would the embassies give literally two shits about some scientists in the middle of Bumfrick, NW after the official word is they went out into the elements and died?
>beaner thinks all other countries are like mnexivo and couldn't give a damn if their citizens died off under suspicious circumstances in a foreign country
we're talking about highly qualified biologists and such, not a random worthless drug slinging pedro jumping the border to america who get's skinned alive on camera.
when people go missing and their relatives start asking the right fricking questions in their home countries it usually leads to the cops speaking to embassies of respective countries and then they do their job and begin contacting federal or local law enforcement of the host country in which the missing person died or disappeared in.
they do this every time a tourists gets lost in some asian shithole ffs, obviously they'd move mountains to find out what happened to top tier scientists of which most if not all are from first world countries.
like pennis would be overrun by journalists from fricking everywhere. such a mysterious, violent and creepy crime would fill news magazines and the internet space throughout the world. you'd see the gory details everywhere, and everyone and their mother would ask the right fricking questions
>listen, i gotta go
Mmm yeah, that's some good detective-ing there.
>DEI producing casting writing
>setup a supernatural mystery
>inject tons of tired race baiting premises to the world and story
>cops do very little in the way of creative problem solving
>just stumble about going from personal drama to personal drama
All that's left is a deus ex machina to wrap it all up
fricking brilliant. my sides are gone.
didn't she find out by asking her white boyfriend? like she's a pretendian playing a pretendian or something
spoiler alert you fricker.