>asks to play burnout 2. >has the worst version

>asks to play burnout 2
>has the worst version
what gives?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the real reason Alan didn't want to play with him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, he probably uses xenia to play it like a normal person.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ??

    Burnout Revenge was the 4th game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, my mistake. I was a bit moronic when I posted.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goes to ridiculous lengths to get someone to play couch co-op with in 2024

    Understandable.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technically the best version

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've played a bit of the 360 version so far, and it seems to have quite a bit of exclusive content that the ps2/xbox ports don't have.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also, the 360 intro immediately lets you know
        >THIS IS IN HD, b***h!!!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only played Burnout 3 but I loved it as a kid. Which other games in the series are worth playing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've only played Burnout Revenge thanks to Smiling Friends, and it's a fun game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burnout Paradise is a must play, and 2 is good if you want some arcade fun, but without the depth of 3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2 is good if you want some arcade fun
        Sounds like my kind of racing game, I'm Virtua Racing trash.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Might be worth giving 1 a try too. It's practically a tech demo with how barebones it is, but it's neat to see how far the series came. It's a lot like Konami's Thrill Drive but minus the spooky elements.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I might play it on Dolphin, since GCN emulation's quite mature.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think it's because he says PS2 in a funny way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got me there, nobody can say "PS2" with the same cadence Mr. Landlord can.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got me there, nobody can say "PS2" with the same cadence Mr. Landlord can.

      It really sticks out doesn't it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised Zach voiced him, he seems to have nice range.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Allan has an arch-nemesis now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I had a landlord, he'd be my arch nemesis too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I had a landlord, he'd be my arch nemesis too.

      Free rent until he comes back for revenge is pretty sweet tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats his next plan anons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to get revenge! Burnout Revenge!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alan is Burnout 3 chad hence he refuses to play Revenge, Frick traffic check

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    360 is the worst version because of the bloom and framerate slowdown.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >framerate slowdown.
      I don't have that problem on xenia, but I do hate that all the crash levels are capped at 30fps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That and the controller sucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I use DS4Windows and Xenia, that way I can play the 360 version with a good controller.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nose guy probably died cuz he stuck his nose in something bad and got electrocuted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't explain why he's rotting in hell...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well didn't charlies grandma rot because she cursed when her husband was shot in the head?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, she said "damn" and that's why.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Took the Lord's name in vain several times and didn't get a chance to go to confessional about it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the Smiling Friends universe, Mr. Frog's the only real god.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL play video games
    >You WILL use recreational substances
    >You WILL watch porn
    >You WILL do it all in moderation, maintain a healthy work/leisure balance and pursue your goals
    >and you will make funny jokes on your crazy colored critter cartoon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No shit, it was co-created by a guy who does LPs for a living.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zach likes to put on the Popeye spinach song when he takes a hit off his weed pipe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, I'd do the same thing whenever I'm smoking weed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zach likes to hire his israeli friend Tomar to loudly sing in hebrew in the next toom while he has sex with middle eastern prostitutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a nice way to live

    • 3 weeks ago
      Peter J Quill

      >he doesn't know

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the green thing do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Glep glep. It's a glep that gleps Gleps.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gaming peaked with Burnout 3 Takedown

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I made this a stealth Burnout thread.

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