Might be worth giving 1 a try too. It's practically a tech demo with how barebones it is, but it's neat to see how far the series came. It's a lot like Konami's Thrill Drive but minus the spooky elements.
>You WILL play video games >You WILL use recreational substances >You WILL watch porn >You WILL do it all in moderation, maintain a healthy work/leisure balance and pursue your goals >and you will make funny jokes on your crazy colored critter cartoon.
Mr. landlord can't afford a 360.
It's the real reason Alan didn't want to play with him.
Based, he probably uses xenia to play it like a normal person.
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Burnout Revenge was the 4th game.
Yeah, my mistake. I was a bit moronic when I posted.
>goes to ridiculous lengths to get someone to play couch co-op with in 2024
Understandable.
Technically the best version
I've played a bit of the 360 version so far, and it seems to have quite a bit of exclusive content that the ps2/xbox ports don't have.
Also, the 360 intro immediately lets you know
>THIS IS IN HD, b***h!!!
I only played Burnout 3 but I loved it as a kid. Which other games in the series are worth playing?
I've only played Burnout Revenge thanks to Smiling Friends, and it's a fun game.
Burnout Paradise is a must play, and 2 is good if you want some arcade fun, but without the depth of 3
>2 is good if you want some arcade fun
Sounds like my kind of racing game, I'm Virtua Racing trash.
Might be worth giving 1 a try too. It's practically a tech demo with how barebones it is, but it's neat to see how far the series came. It's a lot like Konami's Thrill Drive but minus the spooky elements.
I might play it on Dolphin, since GCN emulation's quite mature.
I honestly think it's because he says PS2 in a funny way.
You got me there, nobody can say "PS2" with the same cadence Mr. Landlord can.
It really sticks out doesn't it?
I'm surprised Zach voiced him, he seems to have nice range.
So Allan has an arch-nemesis now?
If I had a landlord, he'd be my arch nemesis too.
Free rent until he comes back for revenge is pretty sweet tho
Whats his next plan anons?
He's going to get revenge! Burnout Revenge!
Alan is Burnout 3 chad hence he refuses to play Revenge, Frick traffic check
360 is the worst version because of the bloom and framerate slowdown.
>framerate slowdown.
I don't have that problem on xenia, but I do hate that all the crash levels are capped at 30fps.
That and the controller sucks.
This is why I use DS4Windows and Xenia, that way I can play the 360 version with a good controller.
Nose guy probably died cuz he stuck his nose in something bad and got electrocuted
That doesn't explain why he's rotting in hell...
Well didn't charlies grandma rot because she cursed when her husband was shot in the head?
Yes, she said "damn" and that's why.
Took the Lord's name in vain several times and didn't get a chance to go to confessional about it
In the Smiling Friends universe, Mr. Frog's the only real god.
>You WILL play video games
>You WILL use recreational substances
>You WILL watch porn
>You WILL do it all in moderation, maintain a healthy work/leisure balance and pursue your goals
>and you will make funny jokes on your crazy colored critter cartoon.
No shit, it was co-created by a guy who does LPs for a living.
Zach likes to put on the Popeye spinach song when he takes a hit off his weed pipe.
Kek, I'd do the same thing whenever I'm smoking weed.
Zach likes to hire his israeli friend Tomar to loudly sing in hebrew in the next toom while he has sex with middle eastern prostitutes
Sounds like a nice way to live
>he doesn't know
What's the green thing do?
That's a Glep glep. It's a glep that gleps Gleps.
gaming peaked with Burnout 3 Takedown
I'm glad I made this a stealth Burnout thread.