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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did he mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can actually make ass jerky in some of the games
      With the Cannibal perk and dine and dash after you've eaten so many people you can take human meat to go for later off a corpse
      And you do have to make it yourself

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tonguing ghoul anus

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the reason ghouls go feral is because they are developing a disease similar to prion disease from eating human flesh? goggins character and other ghoul characters as old as him must have eaten a lot of people since the bombs fell which cannot be good for their health.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      makes sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ghouls aren't canonically generally cannibals
      they only become cannibalistic as their mind degrades; meat's meat to many species of lower cognitive function

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. The reality is simply that human brains are not built to live forever.

      Even assuming you receive no brain damage EVER (which normal absolutely will. Every time you knock your head or get drunk you are inducing a very very small amount of brain damage) over time your brain is not built to cope with living for over 200 years.

      If anything feral ghouls are a fricked up version of Alzheimer’s. Hence why the early onset ones in the show kept repeating their name because it was the only thing they could remember

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the games it’s just that they have been so heavily irradiated that their brains stop working so they revert back to their primitive instincts which is to eat anything that looks edible but since their eyes are fricked they can’t see shit either which is why they just attack anything around them which isn’t another ghoul

      I haven’t watched the show so idk what moronic bullshit they’ve made up in there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In the games it’s just that they have been so heavily irradiated that their brains stop working
        The ghouls in Fallout 2 lived next to a leaking nuclear power plant and drank radioactive alcohol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ghouls can sustain themselves with radiation but too much will rot their brains. In the show they take FEV to stave it off, which is neat because FEV caused ghoulification originally

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come no one else knew about this fatal flaw?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was covered up 200 years ago to sell more suits to the US Army. The current BoS aren't skilled enough to spot minor issues in one bit of welding or have spotted it but can't just build an entirely new suit from scratch so are stuck with it and just hope they don't happen to run into a guy who wore one 200 years ago and knows about the flaw.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How come despite using the armor for 200 years the BoS knights aren't as skilled or knowledgeable as some guy who spent one tour of duty in the thing hundreds of years ago? How come in 200 years of use no one else ever thought to shoot the chestplate before discovering this flaw organically? How come in 200 years of maintenance no scribe ever had to fix this weld? If the weld was so flawed how did it last 200 years?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. has never used any technology in his life

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't access the quest with that perception check any more after you complete the opening.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wacky Wasteland was turned on

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Soldiers in power armor before the bombs dropped would have either only trained in them, or been in full fledged major battles. Getting shot at from all sides.

          How often does the brotherhood actually have major battles against well armed opponents who aren’t scattering? Not very often. That kind of experience is rare as frick for them

          Plus these things are typically not put in there for no reason. They probably did try welding a few shut there and discovered the use overheats quickly and it was an important vent or some shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How often does the brotherhood actually have major battles against well armed opponents
            Constantly, play the games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop thinking and just consume product.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      total asspull
      he couldve shot and killed maximus with the amount of chances he was given in the first episode if he already knew a weak point in the power armor but for some reason he didn't
      instead he kept firing around the weak point like a dumbass even though he ACCURATELY killed 6/7 or so men before max entered the scene

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was literally fricking with him cus he noticed maximus didnt know what the frick he was doing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah this is what I guessed. He saw from the way he moved he was an amateur

          Ironically maybe he let him live so he could track him since he was also looking for the head. Which is what the squire suggests must be the reason he “let the ghoul live” to maximus

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wasted all his explosive revolver rounds on common wastelanders before Maximus showed up and couldn't exploit the weakness after swapping to his wimpy lever action, opting to ammo dump instead.

        He purchased or found extra AP ammo in the interim prior to the webm encounter and even makes a point of showing it off for the camera.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure he never intended to kill Maximus, just like Lucy - keeping them alive meant that he always had multiple leads to get him to the head/Lucy's dad. He says this at the end, that he'd rather keep the dad alive so he can lead him to his next target.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they made it up to have a cool scene and didn't think of the wider implications this might have on the lore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have they come out with an official excuse for this yet, like the date frickup they did? would be funny seeing them try and explain it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why wouldn't they just shoot him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how come he falls over when he dies, wouldn't the armor keep his corpse upright?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >armor's weak point is getting shot in the chest area
      and nobody figured that out except the ghoul?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it come with crust?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me jerky my wiener dont make itself

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